Level 3 Cold Alert, brace yourselves or die

Level 3 Cold Alert, brace yourselves or die

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BananaBok

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116 posts

148 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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The news this morning was full of a terrible epidemic that is engulfing the UK, apparently we are on Level 3 alert for cold weather!! The only higher level is Level 4, and if it reaches 4 everybody just freezes where they stand, and have to wait until Spring to thaw out. Our health is at terrible risk this week.

What is it with the UK and epidemics/warnings? To me it's like contriolling the population through fear "Level 3 alert!! I dont know what that means but it sounds very official and scary, please government, look after us!!". FFS, we are a first world country with access to warm clothes on every high street, Level 3? really? it feels as cold as February normally feels, in fact up till now it's been relatively mild, so why do they try and sensationalise everything?

Problem is, so many people get drawn in "hear about the weather warnings? Im going via tescos on my way home to panic buy water and multi vitamins, Oh, and fill the car with petrol in case we hit Level 4 and I need to escape somewhere warmer with my family". The next thing will be "Petrol shortage rocks UK as panicked people without warm jackets prepare to migrate South"

It's the same with the flu "epidemic", Lets get Joe public panicking and feeling like they shouldnt leave their homes in case they get swine flu, maybe we should all get gas masks and move into underground bunkers.

If this is level 3, then surely every Jan/Feb is level 3? cause it's not any colder than last year, plus I walk to work every day and Im a wussy when it comes to cold, and I havent frozen yet.

I just dont get this need to instill fear and panic in the population every year through some epidemic that is really no worse than what has been around every other year. Is it the news stations being sensationalist twits or is it the government using it as a form of control? Or are there really big wussys in power who believe that they have to panic about everything and feel they have to panic everyone along with them?

Kudos

2,672 posts

175 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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But if they don't, Daily Mail readers will complain that the government aren't doing enough.

No win situation

Munter

31,319 posts

242 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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BananaBok said:
I just dont get this need to instill fear and panic in the population every year through some epidemic that is really no worse than what has been around every other year. Is it the news stations being sensationalist twits or is it the government using it as a form of control? Or are there really big wussys in power who believe that they have to panic about everything and feel they have to panic everyone along with them?
The problem is a generally thick population who even despite the warnings manage to get themselves into difficulty.

williamp

19,264 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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I've never heard of the alerts being different levels before- I dont remember them calling thr snow last year a level. So is it new?

BananaBok

Original Poster:

116 posts

148 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Munter said:
The problem is a generally thick population who even despite the warnings manage to get themselves into difficulty.
Good point, I can imagine a headline now "Man wearing only shorts recued by emergency services after he began to feel very cold" "General warning issued against the wearing of shorts while Uk gripped by icy winter".

Traveller

4,164 posts

218 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Just returned from the joys of -28 Celsius and a viscous windchill in Moscow, I did laugh at the level 3 danger "awwwoooogaaaah" awoooogaaaaah" "you will freeze to death" alert on the radio. It is a little chilly, get on with your life.

BananaBok

Original Poster:

116 posts

148 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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williamp said:
I've never heard of the alerts being different levels before- I dont remember them calling thr snow last year a level. So is it new?
I hadnt heard of these levels before either, but you cant beat a level, they should have just called it Def Con 4 or something.

Edited by BananaBok on Friday 3rd February 10:13

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Ludicrous isn't it. -7 last night, I've recorded colder nights in October. Chilly weather in February, quelle surprise.

The Ferret

1,147 posts

161 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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BananaBok said:
Good point, I can imagine a headline now "Man wearing only shorts recued by emergency services after he began to feel very cold" "General warning issued against the wearing of shorts while Uk gripped by icy winter".
Don't joke, I just went to collect the business post and the guy behind the counter was wearing shorts.

Tw*t

lazy_b

375 posts

237 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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BananaBok said:
I just dont get this need to instill fear and panic in the population every year through some epidemic that is really no worse than what has been around every other year. Is it the news stations being sensationalist twits or is it the government using it as a form of control? Or are there really big wussys in power who believe that they have to panic about everything and feel they have to panic everyone along with them?
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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When I heard the news, I thought, "What does that mean? Is it 3 out of 3? 4? Is it 3 out of 20? Is it 3 out of 20 and 1 is terrible, 20 is great?"

E55 Max

1,129 posts

173 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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The Ferret said:
Don't joke, I just went to collect the business post and the guy behind the counter was wearing shorts.

Tw*t
You must be near Alnwick then!

alfa phil

2,101 posts

208 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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The kids dont seem to take much notice of the alert, they havnt even got a coat on in the morningsrolleyes

Buff Mchugelarge

3,316 posts

151 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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I went out yesterday and it was cold, I immediatley died zipped my coat up slighty more.
rolleyes

LeoSayer

7,308 posts

245 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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I'm waiting for someone to post the Geordie scale of coldness any time now.

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Apparently, we're on amber alert, now. WHAT THE fk DOES THAT MEAN??? Do we prepare to evacuate London? Do we empty the local Tesco of supplies? Do I load my shotgun? Or do we just turn the central heating up?

saleen836

11,118 posts

210 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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And now they have forecast snow for this weekend, not just any old snow....'disruptive' snow!

Hoofy

76,386 posts

283 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Should I wear a crash helmet? Or put the snow on detention?

satans worm

2,386 posts

218 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Does make me laugh, i drove home from Zurich today, temp on my car when i left -18, all the way through France -8/10, driving on the M20 temp 0 degrees, with a SEVERE weather warning on infomation boards, FFS!

0a

23,901 posts

195 months

Saturday 4th February 2012
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Well, it's snowing outside and i'm bored so later i'm going to walk the mile or so to the pub for a pint and a read of the paper.

Goodbye and nice knowing you.