Sex drive and age?

[VinceFox]

ILoveMondeo said:

VinceFox said:

Zwolf said:

Well there's one solution, a professional mistress...

who the shuddering fk would want a go on that?

50+ bloke who hasn't had sex in 15 years, that's who.

no, look... if you're paying you get to choose. them's the rules ffs.

[Old Merc]

Calm down dears!!... My sexy classic is 65 years old,still in perfect working order and firing on all cylinders.As its a high mileage model its been round the block a few times and had many satisfied lady owners.Its also been known to pick up a few hitch hikers along the way.Now due to age and mileage its now retired from classic marathons and endurance events and spends most of its time tucked away and covered up.Quite often though the present lady owner gets it out (when she is in the mood)gives it a quick polish,recharges its battery and its off for a nice relaxed run without a miss-fire much to the delight of the lady who is always satisfied with its performance.
So lads as long as you keep the mechanics clean,healthy and in good order it can go on indefinitely.

[VinceFox]

Old Merc said:

Calm down dears!!... My sexy classic is 65 years old,still in perfect working order and firing on all cylinders.As its a high mileage model its been round the block a few times and had many satisfied lady owners.Its also been known to pick up a few hitch hikers along the way.Now due to age and mileage its now retired from classic marathons and endurance events and spends most of its time tucked away and covered up.Quite often though the present lady owner gets it out (when she is in the mood)gives it a quick polish,recharges its battery and its off for a nice relaxed run without a miss-fire much to the delight of the lady who is always satisfied with its performance.
So lads as long as you keep the mechanics clean,healthy and in good order it can go on indefinitely.

Easy to say when you havent been stolen and joyridden round the local estate a few times.

[Pints]

My grandmother only began complaining about my paternal grandad's "spring that didn't always work" when they were both in their late 70s.

[Markp13]

Famous Graham said:

I feel your pain

Her name is Pain????

[Zwolf]

Old Merc said:

Calm down dears!!... My sexy classic is 65 years old,still in perfect working order and firing on all cylinders.As its a high mileage model its been round the block a few times and had many satisfied lady owners.Its also been known to pick up a few hitch hikers along the way.Now due to age and mileage its now retired from classic marathons and endurance events and spends most of its time tucked away and covered up.Quite often though the present lady owner gets it out (when she is in the mood)gives it a quick polish,recharges its battery and its off for a nice relaxed run without a miss-fire much to the delight of the lady who is always satisfied with its performance.
So lads as long as you keep the mechanics clean,healthy and in good order it can go on indefinitely.

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

Easy to say when you havent been stolen and joyridden round the local estate a few times.

: rofl:

Posh kid, sent to a uni "oooop norff" we're you?

[Zwolf]

NotDave said:

sent to a uni "oooop norff" we're you?

Evidently you "we're" too.

[NotDave]

Zwolf said:

Evidently you "we're" too.

iPhone 3GS auto correct

But, Hallam uni for both degrees

[VinceFox]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

Easy to say when you havent been stolen and joyridden round the local estate a few times.

: rofl:

Posh kid, sent to a uni "oooop norff" we're you?

Oddly, i'm pretty much the exact opposite!

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

Oddly, i'm pretty much the exact opposite!

Born in Hull, educated at oxford?

Thought you were too grumpy/brutal to be southern

[fatpasty]

Old Merc said:

Calm down dears!!... My sexy classic is 65 years old,still in perfect working order and firing on all cylinders.As its a high mileage model its been round the block a few times and had many satisfied lady owners.Its also been known to pick up a few hitch hikers along the way.Now due to age and mileage its now retired from classic marathons and endurance events and spends most of its time tucked away and covered up.Quite often though the present lady owner gets it out (when she is in the mood)gives it a quick polish,recharges its battery and its off for a nice relaxed run without a miss-fire much to the delight of the lady who is always satisfied with its performance.
So lads as long as you keep the mechanics clean,healthy and in good order it can go on indefinitely.

Classic

[VinceFox]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

Oddly, i'm pretty much the exact opposite!

Born in Hull, educated at oxford?

Thought you were too grumpy/brutal to be southern

Derby, escaped to dorset.

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

Derby, escaped to dorset.

Derby is grim, but hardly northern is it?

[VinceFox]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

Derby, escaped to dorset.

Derby is grim, but hardly northern is it?

to your average dorset native, it's the north pole.

[Steffan]

VinceFox said:

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

Derby, escaped to dorset.

Derby is grim, but hardly northern is it?

to your average dorset native, it's the north pole.

Its not the best place to be from the Devonian view either. Nor was it when I lived in the Midlands in Nottinghamshire and Leicestershire years ago. University in London and Warwick changed my life.

Accountancy was an excellent career offering so much information and opportunity to review, and influence, so many businesses, first hand. Unbeatable way to learn IMO.

I worked at Rolls Royce on the liquidation and reconstruction. We actually lost an RB211 at one stage, which is like losing a small house but 100 times, more expensive. We did find it eventually.

Wise move to Dorset. If I was not in Devon, I would inhabit the Isle of Purbeck. Glorious.

[NotDave]

VinceFox said:

to your average dorset native, it's the north pole.

Touché. Always remember one lass at uni that was from that way on, and her friends genuinely seemed to believe that Sheffield was on the Scottish border, level with Newcastle

[Zwolf]

NotDave said:

VinceFox said:

to your average dorset native, it's the north pole.

Touché. Always remember one lass at uni that was from that way on, and her friends genuinely seemed to believe that Sheffield was on the Scottish border, level with Newcastle

Above the M40 = Bears and tundra.

[PoleDriver]

Zwolf said:

Above the A30 = Bears and tundra.

Fixed that for you!

[uk_vette]

Hi O.P.
It is all psychological, it's all in the mind.
Your dick is ruled by you head, I am sure you know that.
If your feeling st, then your going to struggle to get a good pole driver.
I was in the same boat with the ex, struggled to get a good pole driver.
So being a randy bugger, I just couldn't carry on like that, it was so depressing.
So the divorce followed.
Not saying that's your way forward, but anyway, , , , ,

Now with a new relationship I am more than happy with the new girl friend, in my mind there is love and attraction again, some thing I missed hugely,I can't wait to get home and see her.

It might be a good idea to add that the ex, was a chain smoker, and as I have never smoked, it was a continual "smoking aura" around her.
On her clothes and every thing.
Now the new girl is as fresh as a daisy, never a smoker, never going to be a smoker, and the natural attraction is stronger than ever.
It's all about what your head is thinking, if your not feeling any attraction to her, then your going to struggle big time for a pole driver.

If your struggling now to get good sex with her, then it's only going to get worse.

I am 56, and we get down and dirty 3 - 4 nights a week

vette