What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Friday 2nd March 2018
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TheJimi said:
Kinda reminds me of the "Looking good man (no homo)" thing hehe
A guy once asked for a photo of my ass, and followed it up with 'no homo' biggrin

mcelliott

8,678 posts

182 months

Friday 2nd March 2018
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didelydoo said:
TheJimi said:
Kinda reminds me of the "Looking good man (no homo)" thing hehe
A guy once asked for a photo of my ass, and followed it up with 'no homo' biggrin
Yeah sorry about that big daddy wink

didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Friday 2nd March 2018
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mcelliott said:
Yeah sorry about that big daddy wink
Hope you liked the pic!

mcelliott

8,678 posts

182 months

Friday 2nd March 2018
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didelydoo said:
Hope you liked the pic!
Went straight to the wk bank

lemmingjames

7,462 posts

205 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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If Popeye/V8Mate/So all want to stare at some other guys frogeye, who are we to argue who is right and wrong in this matter. Though does make the mind wonder what sort of gyms you 'guys' frequent

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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lemmingjames said:
If Popeye/V8Mate/So all want to stare at some other guys frogeye, who are we to argue who is right and wrong in this matter. Though does make the mind wonder what sort of gyms you 'guys' frequent
Hey, don't get defensive by palming off your insecurities onto us!

tongue out

So

26,336 posts

223 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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V8mate said:
lemmingjames said:
If Popeye/V8Mate/So all want to stare at some other guys frogeye, who are we to argue who is right and wrong in this matter. Though does make the mind wonder what sort of gyms you 'guys' frequent
Hey, don't get defensive by palming off your insecurities onto us!

tongue out
Can you please not use the expression, "palming off" when lemmingjames is on here. I don't want him doing any of that whilst imagining the rest of us in lycra gym ware.

TheJimi

25,016 posts

244 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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lemmingjames said:
If Popeye/V8Mate/So all want to stare at some other guys frogeye, who are we to argue who is right and wrong in this matter. Though does make the mind wonder what sort of gyms you 'guys' frequent
Insecure much?

Bungleaio

6,337 posts

203 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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Offers for brand new customers only. My local leisure centre is £40 for gym, classes and swimming. I went along last night and they had an offer £5 to join, £20 for the first month then £30 for 5 months. I asked the girl on reception if I could do that as it'll save me £55. Absolutely not was the response, it's for new customers only. I said fair enough I'll cancel my membership and rejoin. Still not applicable you must not have been a member for at least 30 days she said with a grin.

I still cancelled, there are other places around here so I'll give one of them a try.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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30 days is nowt.
Go for jogs and get in loads of press ups squats and pull ups

Centurion07

10,381 posts

248 months

Saturday 3rd March 2018
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People with no concept of reasonable working space.

I'm doing lateral delt raises next to a guy on a bench doing DB presses. Mr Nobjockey decides in order to get to the DB rack in front of us he's going to walk in between the both of us in the middle of a set. He literally had to turn sideways in order to make it through without taking a DB in the face.

wker.

dai1983

2,917 posts

150 months

Wednesday 7th March 2018
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This crossfit open has the crossfit wkers out in force clogging the gym up, talking about crossfit and slamming barbells down from above their heads. There was one being taught Olympic lifting techniques starting with 60kg and atrocious form that his mate didn't make any effort to correct.

Then this morning a slim girl was doing barbell squats for the first time ever with a 40kg starting weight. She was all over the shop and the bloke she was with was more concerned with squat spotting her.

popeyewhite

19,974 posts

121 months

Wednesday 7th March 2018
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lemmingjames said:
If Popeye/V8Mate/So all want to stare at some other guys frogeye, who are we to argue who is right and wrong in this matter. Though does make the mind wonder what sort of gyms you 'guys' frequent
Mwaaaa. biggrin
Stop with the male clothing observations and start posting as if you've been to the gym and not cruising a gaybar, gaybar.










AeroS

43 posts

163 months

Thursday 8th March 2018
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dai1983 said:
This crossfit open has the crossfit wkers out in force clogging the gym up, talking about crossfit and slamming barbells down from above their heads. There was one being taught Olympic lifting techniques starting with 60kg and atrocious form that his mate didn't make any effort to correct.

Then this morning a slim girl was doing barbell squats for the first time ever with a 40kg starting weight. She was all over the shop and the bloke she was with was more concerned with squat spotting her.
I’m one of the january gym muppets.. though I have maintained 3 times a week pretty consistently!

The 40kg did make me laugh I’ve spent the last 8 weeks trying to learn how to squat and only move to 40kg this week (body weight 75kg) and I thought I was doing well haha

I do have OCD though about form though... few years of lower back pain have taught the importance of not stressing your body too fast!

ambuletz

10,756 posts

182 months

Monday 26th March 2018
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Not much of a moan as it doesn't affect me in any way but..

Noticed someone eating a banana in the mens changing rooms. wtf why would you even do that? the place is humid from the showers and sauna and smells of sweat.

Shiv_P

2,750 posts

106 months

Monday 26th March 2018
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Gym banned phones a few weeks ago. This week have changed the signs to please use minimally as people don't want to be hearing your conversations etc so only use for fitness trackers and music. Fair enough in my book, the amount of people standing on treadmills and taking pictures of themselves whilst holding a weights machine to put on facefk and snapst was taking the piss

Digger

14,705 posts

192 months

Monday 26th March 2018
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I have no problem with phones for smart-duties eg email, social media bks, checking you haven't got any prettier since your last selfie...

....start yapping away on your phone though whilst I'm doing cardio, please piss of and take your conversation elsewhere.

S93

125 posts

143 months

Monday 26th March 2018
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ambuletz said:
Not much of a moan as it doesn't affect me in any way but..

Noticed someone eating a banana in the mens changing rooms. wtf why would you even do that? the place is humid from the showers and sauna and smells of sweat.
You think that's bad? I've seen orange peels, apple cores, and even egg shells left in the showers in mine. Who the hell is eating hard boiled eggs in the shower?!

Digger

14,705 posts

192 months

Monday 26th March 2018
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ambuletz said:
Not much of a moan as it doesn't affect me in any way but..

Noticed someone eating a banana in the mens changing rooms. wtf why would you even do that? the place is humid from the showers and sauna and smells of sweat.
We get it ... you’re straight! wink

budgie smuggler

5,392 posts

160 months

Tuesday 27th March 2018
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people trying to talk to me when I'm mid interval on a wattbike, thus can hardly breathe and have steam coming out of my arse

and again this morning, I enter the changing room to the sight of an overweight gentleman in a lunge pose in front of the mirror holding up his tackle so he could dry off off his gooch with the hair dryer vomit



Edited by budgie smuggler on Tuesday 27th March 10:05