What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?
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budgie smuggler said:
You're lucky, there was a regular at my last gym who after showering would dry his arse beard and giggleberries off using the hairdryer in front of a great big mirror so he could get a really good look and make sure he did a thorough job.
arsebeard. Yep, seen this done before. Im not sure why but my last gym attracted some very strange people. Perhaps there's a local underground sausage club and the meeting place was the gym changing rooms.. The only thing that gets on my tits are the ones who finish with dumbbells and just leave them lying on the floor! Occasionally it's like an obstacle course at the DB section trying to move around. put them back on the rack! Any other wkerish behaviour I tend to ignore and just get on with it.
Edited by GG89 on Monday 19th November 19:20
Arsebeard
See, the ones that make me laugh are the blokes who are extremely nervous about showing their bare bum in the changing rooms (not that I'm looking) do that slide thing with their boxers and towell so at no point is anything exposed.
I suppose its my football days that make me so immune to being nude. I have to admit to being slightly nervous when one strapping bloke struck up a conversation with me (sat on the bench) while he stood drying his crotchal region (at my eye level) once
See, the ones that make me laugh are the blokes who are extremely nervous about showing their bare bum in the changing rooms (not that I'm looking) do that slide thing with their boxers and towell so at no point is anything exposed.
I suppose its my football days that make me so immune to being nude. I have to admit to being slightly nervous when one strapping bloke struck up a conversation with me (sat on the bench) while he stood drying his crotchal region (at my eye level) once
essexplumber said:
I suppose its my football days that make me so immune to being nude. I have to admit to being slightly nervous when one strapping bloke struck up a conversation with me (sat on the bench) while he stood drying his crotchal region (at my eye level) once
Is that gif what you did with your mouth... gtdc said:
StevieBee said:
Ladies. If you have a pleasing body and choose to wear white lycra leotard type things that go nearly transparent when you get a bit sweaty, I might be inclined to take notice. I am not a pervert and to be honest, I don't want to have sex with you either so please, when you catch me giving you a bit of a glance, don't assume I'm anything other than a red blooded bloke and should you rather I (and most other blokes in the gym) didn't look....wear something else.
I think we need the rest of this story.Halb said:
essexplumber said:
I suppose its my football days that make me so immune to being nude. I have to admit to being slightly nervous when one strapping bloke struck up a conversation with me (sat on the bench) while he stood drying his crotchal region (at my eye level) once
Is that gif what you did with your mouth... Big E 118 said:
Halb said:
essexplumber said:
I suppose its my football days that make me so immune to being nude. I have to admit to being slightly nervous when one strapping bloke struck up a conversation with me (sat on the bench) while he stood drying his crotchal region (at my eye level) once
Is that gif what you did with your mouth... honest_delboy said:
Hats off to pic number 1, this bloke obviously has some great core and balance skills.
Fair enough. But is he doing that exercise because(a) That's the best way of targetting that specific muscle group ; or
(b) He wants people to look at him and go "wow - that's amazing"
Could be wrong but I think it's (b).
Countdown said:
People who don't wipe their sweat off machines after they've used them.
The corollorary to that is people who do wipe their sweat off machines (and tend to do a good job), and then someone coming along afterwards who automatically have to clean off the non-existent sweat.Gassing Station | Health Matters | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff