Pot belly!!!

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Lim

2,274 posts

43 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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KTMsm said:
Bill said:
Being fat is down to calories in > calories out, poor tone is down to lack of exercise. I'm afraid it really is that simple. smile
Luckily most don't believe you - you'd destroy the huge diet industry laugh
But a tub of ice cream is more or less the same size as a branch of broccoli? How are we supposed to know which has the most calories?

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Louis Balfour said:
El stovey said:
Maybe older people trying to get fit could be inspired by older bloke youtubers in average shape saying “f’king hell this is tough” as they’re struggling through a set of press-ups?
It has occurred to me that there might be a market there, but I would not presume to service it. You could be the man however.
I’m busy recording my “moobs and beer belly buster week - day 1” as we speak!

Then i’m moving on to my book “let’s be honest, it’s all down hill from here but let’s go out fighting and try to not be totally unhealthy!” (Working title)

I’m struggling with the onlyfans thing though,

mooseracer

1,901 posts

171 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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mcelliott said:
But the op is not fat, it's merely his organs trying to escape! from what I can garner ten packets of crisps a day washed down with 3 pints of coconut oil should do it.
laugh

Louis Balfour

26,311 posts

223 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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El stovey said:
I’m struggling with the onlyfans thing though,
I am not going to pay to see your arse. Actually I might pay not to see it.

Perhaps that's an angle? Onlyfans blackmail. Pay me £250 or I'll show you my arse.


TameRacingDriver

18,094 posts

273 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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El stovey said:
I’m busy recording my “moobs and beer belly buster week - day 1” as we speak!

Then i’m moving on to my book “let’s be honest, it’s all down hill from here but let’s go out fighting and try to not be totally unhealthy!” (Working title)

I’m struggling with the onlyfans thing though,
laugh

Must admit, I couldn't do keto or similar. It sounds like a really dull, dreary diet. Calorie control and hence portion controls are probably the way to go for anyone who actually enjoys food.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Louis Balfour said:
El stovey said:
I’m struggling with the onlyfans thing though,
I am not going to pay to see your arse. Actually I might pay not to see it.

Perhaps that's an angle? Onlyfans blackmail. Pay me £250 or I'll show you my arse.
I can’t help but detect some (unwelcome) cynicism, tbh it’s not very inspirational.

You’ll be missing out when I’m living in Santa Barbara and posting videos of me on muscle beach looking pale and saying “Christ it’s a bit hot”

Hoofy

76,396 posts

283 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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mcelliott said:
But the op is not fat, it's merely his organs trying to escape! from what I can garner ten packets of crisps a day washed down with 3 pints of coconut oil should do it.
Dunno about the coconut oil but certainly if you only eat 10 packets of crisps a day, you will lose weight without exercise.

Hoofy

76,396 posts

283 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Louis Balfour said:
El stovey said:
I know a few furloughed employees who’ve set themselves up as lifestyle and fitness coaches and gurus. There’s very few barriers to entry. Even things like being a therapist don’t have recognised standards as far as I can see,

Still though at least my Facebook is now full of hot females in their smalls showing their new bodies rather than people showing their lunch or what they got for Christmas. They can keep the inspirational memes though.
"Nutritionist" is another one. I know a lot of them. Completely unregulated and varying in quality from absolute shysters to basically OK, but rapacious.

Outside of qualified PTs I have had some of the best nutritional advice from people involved with sports therapy, e.g. physios, osteopaths and those sorts of people.
FYI, things like therapist and nutritionists - you can claim to be one but many have established qualifications and relevant insurance. I certainly do. I'm not a nutritionist, though.

PS You won't get insurance without having relevant qualifications. So the easiest way to tell an Instafake from a real therapist is by asking for their quals and insurance. Same goes for things like yoga and pilates teachers, and fitness instructors running Zumba etc.

NorthDave

2,367 posts

233 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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TameRacingDriver said:
laugh

Must admit, I couldn't do keto or similar. It sounds like a really dull, dreary diet. Calorie control and hence portion controls are probably the way to go for anyone who actually enjoys food.
Actually it is the complete opposite of that. If you enjoy food then portion control and watching the amount you eat to that extent is hell on earth. Doing keto you can eat as much as you want when you want which is liberating.

There are a lot of people on this thread stating things as absolute fact - the things they are stating might be fact for them but that approach doesn't necessarily work for others. The "fact" that over weight people eat too much and lack the discipline to be thin is very negative. I, for instance, can't eat dairy - even a small amount makes me bloat and become fat. It took me until I was late 30s to find that out, before that I was just a fattie with no self discipline.

V8covin

7,332 posts

194 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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NorthDave said:
Actually it is the complete opposite of that. If you enjoy food then portion control and watching the amount you eat to that extent is hell on earth. Doing keto you can eat as much as you want when you want which is liberating.

There are a lot of people on this thread stating things as absolute fact - the things they are stating might be fact for them but that approach doesn't necessarily work for others. The "fact" that over weight people eat too much and lack the discipline to be thin is very negative. I, for instance, can't eat dairy - even a small amount makes me bloat and become fat. It took me until I was late 30s to find that out, before that I was just a fattie with no self discipline.
For the vast majority of overweight people they do eat too much.....and/or move to little.
As always there are exceptions

didelydoo

5,528 posts

211 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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NorthDave said:
Actually it is the complete opposite of that. If you enjoy food then portion control and watching the amount you eat to that extent is hell on earth. Doing keto you can eat as much as you want when you want which is liberating.

There are a lot of people on this thread stating things as absolute fact - the things they are stating might be fact for them but that approach doesn't necessarily work for others. The "fact" that over weight people eat too much and lack the discipline to be thin is very negative. I, for instance, can't eat dairy - even a small amount makes me bloat and become fat. It took me until I was late 30s to find that out, before that I was just a fattie with no self discipline.
Being bloated and being fat aren’t the same. Dairy may have bloated you, but it’s only makes you fat of you consumed too much of it.

If you limit the type of foods you eat, you’ll likely lose weight, if you limit the times at which you can eat you’ll likely loose weight. Both because you’re eating less.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Hoofy said:
FYI, things like therapist and nutritionists - you can claim to be one but many have established qualifications and relevant insurance. I certainly do. I'm not a nutritionist, though.

PS You won't get insurance without having relevant qualifications. So the easiest way to tell an Instafake from a real therapist is by asking for their quals and insurance. Same goes for things like yoga and pilates teachers, and fitness instructors running Zumba etc.
Sure but someone else could presumably still set themselves up and legally work as a therapist without any formal qualifications.

https://www.bacp.co.uk/careers/careers-in-counsell...

“ BACP, and other professional associations, set their own standards for training in counselling and psychotherapy as there are no compulsory training courses or qualifications for therapists”




omniflow

2,588 posts

152 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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TameRacingDriver said:
laugh

Must admit, I couldn't do keto or similar. It sounds like a really dull, dreary diet. Calorie control and hence portion controls are probably the way to go for anyone who actually enjoys food.
It might sound dreary and dull, but I can assure you it's not.

The first thing is - the calorie control and portion control are done for you. The mix of foods that you eat means that you're nowhere close to being as hungry as you were previously - and apart from the first week or so, you have as much or more energy than before. As I posted above - I eat at 6pm - go for a 5 mile walk the next morning and don't eat until 1pm - at which point I am nowhere close to starving and what would have previously been a starter is enough to last me until 6pm.

The second thing is - there is loads of nice food you can cook and eat. Steak without chips is fine - the chips aren't an essential part of the meal. It's really not difficult to cook tasty and interesting food without using too many carbs. On Saturday we had whole turbot, grilled on the BBQ, with asparagus, tenderstem brocolli and a beurre blanc sauce. At the end of that I was full.

I would class myself as someone who enjoys food - a lot. I will happily drive 25 or 30 miles to buy ingredients - and go to 3 or 4 different shops to get everything I need. I will also happily spend 3 or 4 hours in the afternoon preparing food (not every day).

Keto is the first diet I've had any success with. I've been doing it 6 weeks, lost nearly 13Kg and I am still enjoying it and motivated to continue.

Hoofy

76,396 posts

283 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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El stovey said:
Hoofy said:
FYI, things like therapist and nutritionists - you can claim to be one but many have established qualifications and relevant insurance. I certainly do. I'm not a nutritionist, though.

PS You won't get insurance without having relevant qualifications. So the easiest way to tell an Instafake from a real therapist is by asking for their quals and insurance. Same goes for things like yoga and pilates teachers, and fitness instructors running Zumba etc.
Sure but someone else could presumably still set themselves up and legally work as a therapist without any formal qualifications.

https://www.bacp.co.uk/careers/careers-in-counsell...

“ BACP, and other professional associations, set their own standards for training in counselling and psychotherapy as there are no compulsory training courses or qualifications for therapists”
Legally, yes. But they can't get insurance. There are ways the potential customer can protect themselves because anyone with a sales ability can talk the talk. Ask questions such as:
"Who did you train with?"
"When did you qualify?"
"What CPD have you done recently?"
"Who are you insured with?"

Just like I could legally get Dave down the pub to install a new stairs even if he hasn't had any formal training or even knows how to use a saw.

As an aside, it will be interesting to see what happens if someone calls out an energy healer who has insurance but is going around telling everyone Covid is made up and you're wearing a mask because you're being controlled by lizards. And then someone catches Covid and now has long Covid and has to quit their job because they listened to Mystic Meg.

Anthony Micallef

1,122 posts

196 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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As i said Keto is just another way of getting a calorie deficit. If you do a 'normal' calorie restriction and are hungry then eat more protein. Why anyone would think that low/no carb diet is a good thing is beyond me. Everyone needs the right amount of carbs in their diet.

popeyewhite

19,960 posts

121 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Hoofy said:
So the easiest way to tell an Instafake from a real therapist is by asking for their quals and insurance.
All therapist's I know are members of the BACP, this ensures adequate training and professional delivery of service. As a qualified Sports Psychologist I'm also a member of the BPS. Quals can be faked - just make them up - and insurers aren't bothered who you qualified with (in general). One year my cover was supplied by an outfit that primarily specialised in hair salon cover. smile

Mykap

634 posts

189 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Anthony Micallef said:
As i said Keto is just another way of getting a calorie deficit. If you do a 'normal' calorie restriction and are hungry then eat more protein. Why anyone would think that low/no carb diet is a good thing is beyond me. Everyone needs the right amount of carbs in their diet.
rolleyes

Quote 'eat more protein ' yes because your body has no requirement for carbs it needs fat nutrients and protein.

I'm not arguing, keto becomes a way if life and I'm speaking as a former fat bd who has lost 25kg in 6 months. At my target weight of 100kg now and never felt better.

It fits in with my love of bbq'ing . Love it.



Hoofy

76,396 posts

283 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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popeyewhite said:
Hoofy said:
So the easiest way to tell an Instafake from a real therapist is by asking for their quals and insurance.
All therapist's I know are members of the BACP, this ensures adequate training and professional delivery of service. As a qualified Sports Psychologist I'm also a member of the BPS. Quals can be faked - just make them up - and insurers aren't bothered who you qualified with (in general). One year my cover was supplied by an outfit that primarily specialised in hair salon cover. smile
The problem comes to claiming time. What's the point in even buying insurance if you're going to be left high and dry by the company in the event of a claim - and let's face it, if you're not properly qualified/trained, winging it with fake quals and therefore fake insurance is going to be in the therapist's mind. It's like fronting and getting car insurance cheap.

mcelliott

8,676 posts

182 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Mykap said:
Anthony Micallef said:
As i said Keto is just another way of getting a calorie deficit. If you do a 'normal' calorie restriction and are hungry then eat more protein. Why anyone would think that low/no carb diet is a good thing is beyond me. Everyone needs the right amount of carbs in their diet.
rolleyes

Quote 'eat more protein ' yes because your body has no requirement for carbs it needs fat nutrients and protein.

I'm not arguing, keto becomes a way if life and I'm speaking as a former fat bd who has lost 25kg in 6 months. At my target weight of 100kg now and never felt better.

It fits in with my love of bbq'ing . Love it.
Just be aware of the risks associated with regularly consuming meats cooked at a very high temp.

popeyewhite

19,960 posts

121 months

Monday 15th February 2021
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Hoofy said:
The problem comes to claiming time. What's the point in even buying insurance if you're going to be left high and dry by the company in the event of a claim - and let's face it, if you're not properly qualified/trained, winging it with fake quals and therefore fake insurance is going to be in the therapist's mind. It's like fronting and getting car insurance cheap.
Absolutely, but there are some strange people out there... .