Ball chafing... alternatives to talc

Ball chafing... alternatives to talc

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Mr Pointy

11,238 posts

160 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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What's wrong with talc?

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

244 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Mr Pointy said:
What's wrong with talc?
It doesn't work.
Neither does Vaseline either, it festers and stinks foul.

Canesten is a good one, but a bit pricey, I think Sudocrem is cheaper and does the job of prevention and cure.

APontus

1,935 posts

36 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Djtemeka said:
APontus said:
If it's to deal with a sore, Metanium is the daddy.
If that’s the thick yellow cream for babies then YES!
I use talk but Metanium fixes the problem rather than talc just soothing the burn
That's it exactly. Works like magic.

derektrimblitz

313 posts

162 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Goose grease or Lard

joshleb

1,544 posts

145 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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covmutley said:
I have just bought some of the under armour boxer jock 6 inch to reduce chafing when I run and they seem good so far.

They are tighter, but comfortable as thin, which means there is just less material to rub. The material they are made from is quite shiny (best word I can find to describe) so they sort of slide rather than rub, if that makes sense
I use these as well when playing rugby and running, really good for that.

Wore them once for a full day hike, 8 hours or so. As you mention they're a bit tighter, and lets just say my cheeks didn't appreciate being brought in tighter for that length of time...!

DodgyGeezer

40,519 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Evoluzione said:
Canesten is a good one, but a bit pricey, I think Sudocrem is cheaper and does the job of prevention and cure.
Canesten is pricey for a reason - it's effing good

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

244 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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DodgyGeezer said:
Evoluzione said:
Canesten is a good one, but a bit pricey, I think Sudocrem is cheaper and does the job of prevention and cure.
Canesten is pricey for a reason - it's effing good
No it's because brand named pharmaceuticals are over priced.
You can get it made by others and it's much cheaper.
It's also 6 x more expensive than Sudocrem which works perfectly for me, so why would I buy it?

Monkeylegend

26,425 posts

232 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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You could try Veet.

redface

Gin and Ultrasonic

179 posts

40 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Assos chamois cream and Assos skin repair gel. Can't put a price on an unchafed sack!

Blown2CV

Original Poster:

28,852 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Mr Pointy said:
What's wrong with talc?
cancer and that

Blown2CV

Original Poster:

28,852 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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it's hard to keep track which of these are genuine suggestions as it's not impossible i just uncovered that men are weird when it comes to this topic.

Boosted LS1

21,188 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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OP you need this. What are you doing to yourself?


272BHP

5,092 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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The best solution is to lose some weight smile

Boosted LS1

21,188 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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^ Chubber thighs? Women have lube for that, it sounds gross, argh!

Blown2CV

Original Poster:

28,852 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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272BHP said:
The best solution is to lose some weight smile
i said balls. I don't have fat balls.

Boosted LS1

21,188 posts

261 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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To be fair the OP may have skinny thighs and balls like a pigs. Maybe he has knock knees and that's the problem. We still don't know what causes the chafing. Perhaps it's a group activity at the joiners reunion? Or, running with his legs in tight thongs or cable ties.


Monkeylegend

26,425 posts

232 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Blown2CV said:
i said balls. I don't have fat balls.
Our birds have fat balls.

Monkeylegend

26,425 posts

232 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Boosted LS1 said:
To be fair the OP may have skinny thighs and balls like a pigs. Maybe he has knock knees and that's the problem. We still don't know what causes the chafing. Perhaps it's a group activity at the joiners reunion? Or, running with his legs in tight thongs or cable ties.

Did anybody else read this before scrolling down to see the size of the business in hand ?

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Blown2CV said:
it's hard to keep track which of these are genuine suggestions as it's not impossible i just uncovered that men are weird when it comes to this topic.
To help you, My suggestion of PTFE was a joke , although I don’t know if there is a medical version.

Blown2CV

Original Poster:

28,852 posts

204 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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ok so potentially some further info here would help... although hadn't assumed i would be describing my meat in such detail on PH but here goes.

Maybe chafing is the wrong word... maybe that sent some people off to the wrong conclusion... it's just discomfort. Also it isn't recently standing or moving that's an issue; it's sitting and lying down. Unless dry as a bone (where the talc comes in) they just stick to my leg or each other and just generally feel totally uncomfortable and clammy. When dry they just seem to move freely and not stick, and we are all good. I tend to whack a dusting on there when i dry myself after a shower, and just before bed.

Think I'd prefer a powder to a cream... it does seem that there are some dedicated bk products but they seem to cost about 10x more than talc too.