The Official Tottenham Hotspud thread [Vol 9]

[Mothersruin]

HairyPoppins said:

jammy-git said:

HairyPoppins said:

I assume by luxury toilet tissue you mean the stuff that doesn't leave your finger caressing your prostate every time you wipe?

Where's the fun in that?

Anyone who ever says that graphene (consisting of a single layer of carbon atoms) is the thinnest two-dimensional material in the world has obviously never been subjected to Tesco Value Toilet Tissue.

Army 'John Wayne' tracing paper issue toilet paper. Tesco Value is posh stuff in comparison.

[mickk]

Mothersruin said:

HairyPoppins said:

jammy-git said:

HairyPoppins said:

I assume by luxury toilet tissue you mean the stuff that doesn't leave your finger caressing your prostate every time you wipe?

Where's the fun in that?

Anyone who ever says that graphene (consisting of a single layer of carbon atoms) is the thinnest two-dimensional material in the world has obviously never been subjected to Tesco Value Toilet Tissue.

Army 'John Wayne' tracing paper issue toilet paper. Tesco Value is posh stuff in comparison.

I find a copy of the Radio Times is normally sufficient.

[HairyPoppins]

mickk said:

Mothersruin said:

HairyPoppins said:

jammy-git said:

HairyPoppins said:

I assume by luxury toilet tissue you mean the stuff that doesn't leave your finger caressing your prostate every time you wipe?

Where's the fun in that?

Anyone who ever says that graphene (consisting of a single layer of carbon atoms) is the thinnest two-dimensional material in the world has obviously never been subjected to Tesco Value Toilet Tissue.

Army 'John Wayne' tracing paper issue toilet paper. Tesco Value is posh stuff in comparison.

I find a copy of the Radio Times is normally sufficient.

Well done, thats some tough diddling material mick - you must like a challenge.

[NRS]

Mothersruin said:

HairyPoppins said:

jammy-git said:

HairyPoppins said:

I assume by luxury toilet tissue you mean the stuff that doesn't leave your finger caressing your prostate every time you wipe?

Where's the fun in that?

Anyone who ever says that graphene (consisting of a single layer of carbon atoms) is the thinnest two-dimensional material in the world has obviously never been subjected to Tesco Value Toilet Tissue.

Army 'John Wayne' tracing paper issue toilet paper. Tesco Value is posh stuff in comparison.

At least they are slightly absorbent. Whatever they used at school they seemed to have coated with some kind of non-stick stuff, so it was even more useless, albeit somewhat smoother on the wipe.

[Mothersruin]

NRS said:

Mothersruin said:

HairyPoppins said:

jammy-git said:

HairyPoppins said:

I assume by luxury toilet tissue you mean the stuff that doesn't leave your finger caressing your prostate every time you wipe?

Where's the fun in that?

Anyone who ever says that graphene (consisting of a single layer of carbon atoms) is the thinnest two-dimensional material in the world has obviously never been subjected to Tesco Value Toilet Tissue.

Army 'John Wayne' tracing paper issue toilet paper. Tesco Value is posh stuff in comparison.

At least they are slightly absorbent. Whatever they used at school they seemed to have coated with some kind of non-stick stuff, so it was even more useless, albeit somewhat smoother on the wipe.

That's why they called it John Wayne paper. Rough, tough and won't take no st from anyone...

The trick was to get one sheet, make a small hole in the middle of it and stick your first finger through it, clean your hoop with that, then tightly pull the paper back off your finger taking any stuff off with it. Remember, you didn't get many sheets in a RatPack. Had to make them last.

Shall we talk about footy again?

[Sparkyhd]

Mothersruin said:

That's why they called it John Wayne paper. Rough, tough and won't take no st from anyone...

The trick was to get one sheet, make a small hole in the middle of it and stick your first finger through it, clean your hoop with that, then tightly pull the paper back off your finger taking any stuff off with it. Remember, you didn't get many sheets in a RatPack. Had to make them last.

Shall we talk about footy again?

I thought we were on topic regarding the sh*t from the Lane?

[Black can man]

Match day..........


C O Y S

[qotsa]

COYS

[Black can man]

Davies & Dembele on the bench


1 Lloris
4 Alderweireld
6 Sánchez
5 Vertonghen
2 Trippier
17 Sissoko
15 Dier
7 Son Heung-min
23 Eriksen
20 Alli
10 Kane


Substitutes

13 Vorm
18 Llorente
19 Dembélé
21 Foyth
24 Aurier
29 Winks
33 Davies

[272BHP]

Anybody else sick of seeing Sissoko in the first 11?

Don't know what Poch sees in him to be honest.

[Black can man]

272BHP said:

Anybody else sick of seeing Sissoko in the first 11?

Don't know what Poch sees in him to be honest.

Personally i agree.

But i trust & respect poch's decisions more than mine or anybody else's

[272BHP]

No doubt Sissoko will score a brace today just to shut me up.

[Black can man]

272BHP said:

No doubt Sissoko will score a brace today just to shut me up.

He's fking useless ..

[Mothersruin]

COYS!

[juice]

It's a bit..meh, isn't it..

[Black can man]

As good as Sanchez is , do we really need him in a game like this ?

I think i'd like two up top TBH

[HairyPoppins]

Sisoslow brings nothing to the party. How is he on and Dembele is on the bench?

[juice]

HairyPoppins said:

Sisoslow brings nothing to the party. How is he on and Dembele is on the bench?

I'd have Winks on instead of them both, we need much quicker, cleverer play against a team that's sitting in and Winks provides that over and above Dembele and Sissoko

[Sparkyhd]

I think it's the luxury toilets.

Everything is too comfortable.

[272BHP]

There looks to be no way through this defence.