The Official Chelsea Thread [Vol 3]

[jammy-git]

"Chelsea will play Barcelona twice, Manchester United away and Manchester City away in the space of three weeks."

[Juanco20]

Don't forget your hot water bottles tomorrow night lads, it's cold up here in darkest Yorkshire

[Sparkyhd]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Indeed. Taking on an oil rich country is a bit much, even for RA.

What we need to do is be better at identifying the good players in our own ranks, like Mo Salah and Kevin DeBruyne.

He was good at identifying the good players. Trouble is Michael Emenalo got no credit for this and then Roman recruited José who in his wisdom decided to offload the talent because they wouldn't chase back and form a parked bus.

[Sparkyhd]

Juanco20 said:

Don't forget your hot water bottles tomorrow night lads, it's cold up here in darkest Yorkshire

How do we fill the bottles? Have you got hot water up there?

[TEKNOPUG]

Sparkyhd said:

968 said:

I predict Conte will be going as well, wonder who’s next on the merry go round? I wonder if Abramovich is taking note of Citehs transfer policy.

What, spending zillions?

Surely Roman's done his duty and we can't expect him to compete with an Arab state?

What else is he going to spend his many billions on?

(other than divorce lawyers and security)

[TwigtheWonderkid]

TEKNOPUG said:

What else is he going to spend his many billions on?

(other than divorce lawyers and security)

taking over when Putin calls it a day would be my guess.

[Sparkyhd]

Now that the Russians have completed tampering with the US elections and Brexit maybe they could turn their attention to fixing the league table to our benefit.

[Black can man]

Morata Injured ?

[Russian Troll Bot]

Black can man said:

Morata Injured ?

Yep, hasn't travelled. And poor old Batshuayi still can't get a game. Worrying that our striker options seem to be Morata or nothing.

[Sparkyhd]

Black can man said:

Morata Injured ?

Have you seen the weather?

[Sparkyhd]

Huddersfield is the place to go after a defeat, they're so accommodating.

[Russian Troll Bot]

Sparkyhd said:

Huddersfield is the place to go after a defeat, they're so accommodating.

Thought this would be tough since they ran City close and beat United at home. Nice of one of the "small" teams not to turn up for once.

[m3sye]

'Champions of England, you'll never sing that', sing the Chelsea fans to Huddersfield who won their first league title 31 years before Chelsea

[smn159]

m3sye said:

'Champions of England, you'll never sing that', sing the Chelsea fans to Huddersfield who won their first league title 31 years before Chelsea

To be fair I bet they never did sing that. Probably waved rattles or something.

[Russian Troll Bot]

m3sye said:

'Champions of England, you'll never sing that', sing the Chelsea fans to Huddersfield who won their first league title 31 years before Chelsea

In fairness, I don't think many of their fans were around in 1926 to sing it

[Sparkyhd]

m3sye said:

'Champions of England, you'll never sing that', sing the Chelsea fans to Huddersfield who won their first league title 31 years before Chelsea

Talking future tense "you'll never sing that".

They're not singing "you never sang that".

Is English your primary language?

[Russian Troll Bot]

Asking a redundant question, but why didn't we play like this against Palace and West Ham? Still, 3 points keeps us ahead of............Burnley!?

[mickk]

smn159 said:

To be fair I bet they never did sing that. Probably waved rattles or something.

Be hard to wave a rattle when you're holding a cup of Bovril and a pie.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

How have we only won that 3-1. Pedro should have had 4. Can someone take Batsuyai aside and explain the offside law to him

[Sparkyhd]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

How have we only won that 3-1. Pedro should have had 4. Can someone take Batsuyai aside and explain the offside law to him

It's clear why Batshuayi doesn't get a start.