The Official England Thread-The Team We All Support [Vol 3]

[Abdul Abulbul Amir]

Congratulations, you talent spotted in a premier league under 21 team. You may have found a new vocation.

[carlo996]

48k said:

He's not bad for a one season wonder.

[Cie]

Very happy for Kane. Seems like a nice guy and obviously a phenomenal goal scorer… loved the celebration as well.

[juice]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Just thought I'd resurrect this post from the Chelsea forum in August 2013.
And Saturday's lotto numbers are......




TwigtheWonderkid said:
This coming Friday, u/21 Chelsea v Spuds, at Aldershot's ground. 7pm ko, and free entry.

I'll be there, anything to get a break from fking cricket, tennis, rugby and other stupid sports.



Just back from Aldershot, lost 2-4 to a very good Spuds team. Scoreline flatters us really, they dominated the whole game. They had a guy up front, Harry Kane, looks like a proper player.

Harry Kane....you heard it here first!!

Absolute state of this post.

[48k]

Aaaaaaaaand stop the clock - Stevie G trying to move him to a different club already.

[Cie]

48k said:

Aaaaaaaaand stop the clock - Stevie G trying to move him to a different club already.

I heard the sound of eyes rolling from up here

[Road2Ruin]

Abdul Abulbul Amir said:

Tbh I dont rate him at all...I've never seem him have a good game for England.

You must be watching the game with your eyes closed. Him and Bellingham have been our best players, closely followed by Saka

He still should have scored thiugh

[clive_candy]

Stunned by the quality of the C4 half-time analysis.

[Radec]

Lol Kane crawling back on the pitch.

[greygoose]

Radec said:

Lol Kane crawling back on the pitch.

Truly pathetic.

[monty999]

Admittedly Kane is a great striker, but when looking at the stats 18 of them have been from peno’s compared to Rooney who only took ( and scored all of his 7 !). Kane has scored 18 out of 22 peno’s, Rooney 7 out of 7. If only Motty was still around to deliver the stats for us.

[TCEvo]

FFS

[type-r]

All because Maguire is completely sh!t. End of.

[Radec]

FFS Maguire

[greygoose]

type-r said:

All because Maguire is completely sh!t. End of.

He shouldn’t be in the side.

[272BHP]

monty999 said:

Admittedly Kane is a great striker, but when looking at the stats 18 of them have been from peno’s compared to Rooney who only took ( and scored all of his 7 !). Kane has scored 18 out of 22 peno’s, Rooney 7 out of 7. If only Motty was still around to deliver the stats for us.

Harry has a few years left in him to leave quite the gap between him and Wayne.

[48k]

monty999 said:

Admittedly Kane is a great striker, but when looking at the stats 18 of them have been from peno’s compared to Rooney who only took ( and scored all of his 7 !). Kane has scored 18 out of 22 peno’s, Rooney 7 out of 7. If only Motty was still around to deliver the stats for us.

Admittedly Rooney is a great striker, but when looking at the stats, he needed 120 appearances to get his 53 goals, compared to Kane who only took 81 appearances to score his 54 goals. And he hasn't retired yet.

etc. etc.

Both great strikers, both have stats that suggest one is better than the other, just celebrate them both.

[_dobbo_]

Abdul Abulbul Amir said:

Congratulations, you talent spotted in a premier league under 21 team. You may have found a new vocation.

He's on target to be the highest ever scorer in the premier league. How many other premier league u21s have that accolade from 2013? How many are even close? Pretty sure you can allow Twig at least a nod that he called it right.

monty999 said:

Admittedly Kane is a great striker, but when looking at the stats 18 of them have been from peno’s compared to Rooney who only took ( and scored all of his 7 !). Kane has scored 18 out of 22 peno’s, Rooney 7 out of 7. If only Motty was still around to deliver the stats for us.

Number of games played is a factor, Kane has got there way quicker than Rooney, delete the pens and Kane still looks good and easily on target to surpass Rooney if pens are ignored.

greygoose said:

Radec said:

Lol Kane crawling back on the pitch.

Truly pathetic.

He was trying to slow down play and prevent them taking another quick corner. Do you even remotely understand football?

ANYWAY that ends my oddly specific Harry Kane defensive posting.

[epom]

greygoose said:

Radec said:

Lol Kane crawling back on the pitch.

Truly pathetic.

Never thought I’d see the day an Italian team was out dived.

[nice1two]

272BHP said:

Harry has a few years left in him to leave quite the gap between him and Wayne.

imaine how many goals he could get if he attacked the ball in the box