The Official Everton thread - Vol 2

The Official Everton thread - Vol 2

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alfa phil

2,100 posts

207 months

Saturday 4th January 2020
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will be away in Spain tomorrow so hopefully the Spanish media wont be interested, havnt been to a live derby for a while but think its the least stressful way to follow the game , dont like to watch on the telly ,and find listening on radio or following on BBC website even worse , suppose if your a Liverpool fan then it wont much matter how you follow it .

Adam B

27,251 posts

254 months

Saturday 4th January 2020
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Having seen our complete second string team, if you play a first team you are favourites to win IMO

TTmonkey

Original Poster:

20,911 posts

247 months

Saturday 4th January 2020
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Im going to the cinema tomorrow afternoon. I’ve no desire to watch a loss, if we turn them over I’ll watch on MOTD.

JoJo Rabbit for me.

Adam B

27,251 posts

254 months

Saturday 4th January 2020
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Enjoy! It’s very odd but very funny.

The film not Everton....

tdm34

7,370 posts

210 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Working until 5pm, won’t record the game live, I’ll just catch the second half.....

COYB’s

tdm34

7,370 posts

210 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Klopp fielding quite a second string team! If we manage to beat them they'll forever point that out....

COYB's

GLENNRED

8,461 posts

206 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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tdm34 said:
Klopp fielding quite a second string team! If we manage to beat them they'll forever point that out....

COYB's
Phew, at least you wont have to hear that now.

BMW A6

1,911 posts

64 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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How did you lose that match? You should have been 4 up at half time.

Fast Bug

11,698 posts

161 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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Second half was fking awful. Theres a time and a place to play triangles on the edge of your box, today wasn't one of those. And whoever told Morgan Schneiderlin he could play football needs to be shot.

BMW A6 said:
How did you lose that match? You should have been 4 up at half time.
We didn't take our chances much like United yesterday. Oh you didnt create any did you...


hilly10

7,136 posts

228 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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After that performance I think CA knows exactly what’s needed, say no more

LHRFlightman

1,940 posts

170 months

Sunday 5th January 2020
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hilly10 said:
After that performance I think CA knows exactly what’s needed, say no more
One way flight back to Italy? laugh

"He's only got little arms
He's only got little arms
He couldn't touch the crossbar
He couldn't touch the crossbar
He couldn't touch the crossbaaar
He's only got little arms"


Blue62

8,874 posts

152 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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hilly10 said:
After that performance I think CA knows exactly what’s needed, say no more
I didn’t want to post last night, but in the cold light if day I’m not convinced Hilly. Siggy and Schneiderlin offer nothing, they don’t move, pass or tackle and why they started over Davies and Delph is a concern for me. Loads of Blues are up in arms this morning, I don’t think our squad is so bad but we have a few rotten eggs and they need binning. Who is the wham posting a verse about short arms? I’m assuming it’s a reference to Pickford but not sure, Crystal meth bust make the mundane funny I guess.

General Price

5,252 posts

183 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Blue62 said:
Loads of Blues are up in arms this morning.
Not Pickford though.

laugh

BadBull

1,924 posts

72 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Blue62 said:
Crystal meth bust make the mundane funny I guess.
But suggesting Liverpool fans are junkies is the height of satire?

Embarrassing for you lot. We put out a weakened team in the league against you and thrashed you. Our kids beat you yesterday.

Third best team on Merseyside? Maybe you need a play off with Tranmere decide that?


Blue62

8,874 posts

152 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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General Price said:
Not Pickford though.

laugh
No, absolutely not because he got short arms hasn’t he? It is the funniest joke of 2020 so far and I can’t wait to get down the pub later to share it, they’ll be roaring when I tell ‘em. Thanks for posting, please pass on anymore pearls your cell mate chooses to share with you.

BadBull

1,924 posts

72 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Blue62 said:
No, absolutely not because he got short arms hasn’t he? It is the funniest joke of 2020 so far and I can’t wait to get down the pub later to share it, they’ll be roaring when I tell ‘em. Thanks for posting, please pass on anymore pearls your cell mate chooses to share with you.
The best joke is how much you've spent to go nowhere (well, maybe backwards) in comparison to us who are pretty much the best club side in the world at the moment.


Fast Bug

11,698 posts

161 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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BadBull said:
But suggesting Liverpool fans are junkies is the height of satire?

Embarrassing for you lot. We put out a weakened team in the league against you and thrashed you. Our kids beat you yesterday.

Third best team on Merseyside? Maybe you need a play off with Tranmere decide that?
Thrashed? What game did you see? First half Everton were the better side, but failed to take their chances. Second half we were shocking, and it was disappointing the way the players heads dropped after we conceded. Your kids played well, a few of those will be proper players in a few years. That lad took his goal well.

It'll take a little while for Ancelotti to sort the team out, by all accounts they haven't really had any training sessions due to the fixtures over Christmas. Hopefully in the next few weeks we'll see some better performances, as up to yesterday we'd been playing well

BadBull

1,924 posts

72 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Read my post again.

We put out a weakened team in the league and thrashed you.

Our kids beat you yesterday.

Two separate games.

Fast Bug

11,698 posts

161 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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Well done, Liverpool are amazing rolleyes

lockhart flawse

2,041 posts

235 months

Monday 6th January 2020
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I have no idea what sort of Academy side we've got but it appears that Liverpool have a load of local lads coming through to the first team that will give it real identity and real solidity. They look set to be a top team for the foreseeable.

We're bringing in expensive mercenaries from places like Russia (I have a bit of a thing about players brought in from Russia - they always turn out to be crap) some of whom dont appear to give a flying f***. Pretty depressing really. We're in no danger of going down but there does'nt appear to be a plan at the moment. We've got a top manager but not sure whether he's been in a similar position since he started out. Hope he isnt just going to go out and splash a load of cash.

Edited by lockhart flawse on Monday 6th January 10:35