Clean Football Chants for use in schools!

[v15ben]

I'm currently teaching in Korea and have classes of 14-16 year old boys learning basic English who love football.

I am going to run a lesson or two on football chants to practice listening and speaking, but of course most chants are a tad on the blue side!

I've started playing the Soccer AM "Easy Easy" video clips which they enjoy, but want something longer to challenge them.

Any ideas on clean chants from your teams?

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country...

This is apparently not appreciated in Korea

[anonymous-user]

This is a clean chant for Fernando Torres To the tune of 'The Animals Went In Two By Two'...

His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 10th September 05:03

[v15ben]

Thanks for that one, good chant.
Unfortunately for me as a Liverpool fan, most kids here support Man Yoo thanks to Mr Park

[Devilstreak]

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-songs-...

Many probably not right for kids, but plenty on there

[MaxAndRuby]

tux said:

This is a clean chant for Fernando Torres To the tune of 'The Animals Went In Two By Two'...

His armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
Youll never walk alone it said, torres, torres
We brought the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again
Fernando Torres, Liverpool No. 9

Edited by tux on Friday 10th September 05:03

His armband SAID......

[MaxAndRuby]

If you can't swear how about this classic?

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
"Have you heard about the North Bank, Highbury?"
Shanks said "No, I don't think so..."
"But I've heard about the Anny Road AGRO."

[MaxAndRuby]

Or risk your job, just for the amusement of teaching a room full of Korean kids :

fk OFF Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Five European Cups(get them to wave open handed at the imaginary chavs at this point),
and eighteen leagues,
that's what we call history.

Video it, youtube it.

[DavesFlaps]

"You're going home in a Cymru Ambiwlans"

[anonymous-user]

"you're supposed to be at home"
"can we play you every week"
"are you city/rovers/whoever in disguise"
"shall we sing a song for you"
excellent as you only need to learn one tune....

"its coming home......"

[ascayman]

posh spice is a slaper
she wears a wonderbra
and when she's shagging beckham
shed dreming of Gin-ol-a

[mikesufc]

How about...

My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
we'll take hillsborough and all thats in it
We'll take hillsborough in just one minute
with hatchets and hammers,calving knives and spanners
we are the boys from bramall lane
we go home and away on a saturday where the beer all tastes the same


ooohhhh

My old man said be a wednesday fan
i said fu ck off bol locks your a k unt (and a two hat)
he said come on we're going to the game
i said fu ck off im going down the lane
so i went down to john street, found my self a good seat
saw the alds go 2 up at the break
then it's down to the bar for a pint of magnet and a meat pie filled with steak

Or;

Went down t'road
Cashed t'giro
Went t'pub got plastered
Went back home
Beat up wife
Im a yorkshire b astard

or alternativley how about the worlds greatest football song?

You fill up my senses
Like a gallon of magnet
Like a packet of woodbine
Like a good pinch of snuff
Like a night out in sheffield
Like a greasy chip butty
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again
Na Na Na OOOOOO


My work here is done,educate these kids right.

Any good?

[Don1]

To the Cadbury Roses tune...

"Thank you very much for the North Bank Highbury, thank you very much, thank you very very very much..."

[mercfunder]

Here's one they might enjoy;

"he's fat, he's scouse, he's probably robbed your house....Wayne Rooney!!


Your photo's look fantastic, enjoy it over there.

Edited by mercfunder on Wednesday 29th September 15:33

[MikeyT]

We hate Bill Shankly
And we hate the Kop
We fight Man Utd until we drop
We don't care a widdle
And we don't care a wk
We are the West Ham Boot Boys

Fairly clean?

Last heard in about 1974 at Upton Park

[Frederick]

Exchange fk for love, and Mackem for the other team's school... and bingo!

To the tune of "The Addams Family"

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fk one another,
The Mackem Family...

[mercfunder]

Can't wait till we sing this again in November.

U N I T E D
That spells fking debt to me
with a nick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Ocean finance on the phone

[The Hypno-Toad]

"He's fat & he's round and he wobbles round the ground, Jan Molby, Jan Molby, Jan Molby"

One for any other Exeter fans in the house;

"If you want a lot of aggro in your cowshed, join our club"

[Devilstreak]

mercfunder said:

Can't wait till we sing this again in November.

U N I T E D
That spells fking debt to me
with a nick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone
Ocean finance on the phone

Like that

[CedGTV]

MaxAndRuby said:

Or risk your job, just for the amusement of teaching a room full of Korean kids :

fk OFF Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Five European Cups(get them to wave open handed at the imaginary chavs at this point),
and eighteen leagues,
that's what we call history.

Video it, youtube it.

Oh Max how we laughed at your little ditty.

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You st on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fking thick
In your Liverpool slums

CFC. Making history, Not reliving it !

[CedGTV]

He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He crossed the ball from the left
It landed right on Riise's head
That's why we love Salomon Kalou