Moon Announcement!

[LordGrover]

About time for this.

Again.

[Eric Mc]

Who'd have known the Sunday Sport would have got such a scoop -

[Pupp]

Cheered me right up after a decidedly mediocre day, thanks all.
Blue string pudding is my hope!

[AJB88]

Thats where I parked by double decker!

[FourWheelDrift]

They've found an old battered Union Flag and a piece of paper that says: "Claimed in the name of her Majesty Queen Victoria, 1899"



But knowing the Americans it's probably oil.

[sherman]

Must be coincednce Transformers 3 : Dark of the moon ,is on on Sunday night to prepare us

[anonymous-user]

Eric Mc said:

Who'd have known the Sunday Sport would have got such a scoop -

I bet you've just photocopied that from your collection, Eric? !!!

[67Dino]

“We confess. The landings were faked”

[Pupp]

67Dino said:

“We confess. The landings were faked”

Winner!

[anonymous-user]

Made of cheese?

[Lily the Pink]

It's a pile of all those biros and 10mm sockets that I've lost over the years.

[CanAm]

FourWheelDrift said:

They've found an old battered Union Flag and a piece of paper that says: "Claimed in the name of her Majesty Queen Victoria, 1899"

It was The Queen's Own Electric Fusiliers IIRC.

[Eric Mc]

anonymous said:

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Of course - it was the picture of the B-29 that made me buy it, honest guv'.

[67Dino]

The Spruce Goose said:

Made of cheese?

Q: How do you know the moon is made of cheese?
A: You can see the graters

[Jazzy Jag]

The announcement comes in the wake of recent photographs of the moon's surface, leaked to the press.

[FourWheelDrift]

Ah, they are going to be using the Moon as a dumping ground for nuclear waste then?

[anonymous-user]

Eric Mc said:

Who'd have known the Sunday Sport would have got such a scoop -

Funnily enough, the thing that most triggers my OCD / annoyance is not the basic story, complete claptrap that it is, but the fact they called the bomber a "B52" despite the picture quite clearly being a B29 (and the B52 not actually being a ww2 bomber obvs..........) They then go on to say "pictures of the fighter " i mean, seriously, get your made up story straight guys, please!!!

[Getragdogleg]

Who had "giant expanding moon crack" on their 2020 bingo card then?

Edited by Getragdogleg on Saturday 24th October 17:32

[FourWheelDrift]

Getragdogleg said:

Who had "giant expanding moon crack" on their 2020 bingo card then?

It's hatching.

The Soup Dragon comes.

[AER]

Max_Torque said:

... but the fact they called the bomber a "B52" despite the picture quite clearly being a B29

Are you sure it's not an B-32...?