50 Shades Of Grey - Who's Bought Their Partner This?
Discussion
DanDC5 said:
I have a theory about this.
if it was blokes going mad for this, it'd be seen as sleazy and disgusting. Because it's wenches who are enjoying it they see nothing wrong with it, yet if their bloke suggested actually doing some of the stuff in there they'd decline without a second thought.
Think about it as gentle persuasion from a literary source to encourange her to do the things she has always said 'no fif it was blokes going mad for this, it'd be seen as sleazy and disgusting. Because it's wenches who are enjoying it they see nothing wrong with it, yet if their bloke suggested actually doing some of the stuff in there they'd decline without a second thought.
king way' to in the past.This can only be a good thig IMO.
VinceFox said:
if there's one thing that really, REALLY pisses me off, it's people "dabbling' in alt/bdsm/scene.
either jump in or f**k off.
This is the ONE thing that REALLY pisses you off? Moreso than social inequality, world hunger, disease, Xfactor, speed camera's etc etc.either jump in or f**k off.
Have you had a bunch of people trying to escape your dungeon recently or something?
Buggles said:
I think the point of this book is that the female doesn't get a choice.
All the chaps who's women are reading this book, try this tonight. When your lass walks in from work, be waiting for her with a balaclava on, nothing else and tie to her something large and immoveable and then pole her relentlessly until you've had your fill.
When she protests, just say 'But it's in that book that everyones' reading'
What could go wrong?
Literally nothing. All the chaps who's women are reading this book, try this tonight. When your lass walks in from work, be waiting for her with a balaclava on, nothing else and tie to her something large and immoveable and then pole her relentlessly until you've had your fill.
When she protests, just say 'But it's in that book that everyones' reading'
What could go wrong?
It's a fking disgrace and should be banned from public transport for a start.
Yesterday I spot a few ladies getting off the bus carrying copies, a couple sitting down reading it, and those suspicious ones holding their kindles so you can't see what they're reading. '
' I'm thinking, horny women on boring bus ride home, warm day, not wearing much... result.
Was it fk, I get to my seat, sit down and a few seconds later I have a wet arse. I don't mind sleeping in a familiar wet patch but that's just a step too far 
king disgrace and should be banned from public transport for a start.Yesterday I spot a few ladies getting off the bus carrying copies, a couple sitting down reading it, and those suspicious ones holding their kindles so you can't see what they're reading. '
' I'm thinking, horny women on boring bus ride home, warm day, not wearing much... result.Was it f
k, I get to my seat, sit down and a few seconds later I have a wet arse. I don't mind sleeping in a familiar wet patch but that's just a step too far 
ijm said:
From what I've been told the gistof it is: Virgin girly goes for a job with Mr Grey who gets her to enter into a contract that includes a 'she's to do anything he wants' clause.
Cue lots of S&M on almost every page after about 5 chapters or so.
Sounds not too different from the film 'The Secretary'Cue lots of S&M on almost every page after about 5 chapters or so.
Council Baby said:
ijm said:
From what I've been told the gistof it is: Virgin girly goes for a job with Mr Grey who gets her to enter into a contract that includes a 'she's to do anything he wants' clause.
Cue lots of S&M on almost every page after about 5 chapters or so.
Sounds not too different from the film 'The Secretary'Cue lots of S&M on almost every page after about 5 chapters or so.
Mr Gearchange said:
VinceFox said:
if there's one thing that really, REALLY pisses me off, it's people "dabbling' in alt/bdsm/scene.
either jump in or f**k off.
This is the ONE thing that REALLY pisses you off? Moreso than social inequality, world hunger, disease, Xfactor, speed camera's etc etc.either jump in or f**k off.
Have you had a bunch of people trying to escape your dungeon recently or something?
It can be likened to a disappointing w
k used simply to kill ten minutes of boredom.Mr Gearchange said:
VinceFox said:
if there's one thing that really, REALLY pisses me off, it's people "dabbling' in alt/bdsm/scene.
either jump in or f**k off.
This is the ONE thing that REALLY pisses you off? Moreso than social inequality, world hunger, disease, Xfactor, speed camera's etc etc.either jump in or f**k off.
Have you had a bunch of people trying to escape your dungeon recently or something?
Mr Gearchange said:
Think about it as gentle persuasion from a literary source to encourange her to do the things she has always said 'no fking way' to in the past.
This can only be a good thig IMO.
What you mean to say that not only is it going to get her in the mood, without me having to do anything, but that there's also no such thing as a "wrong hole"? king way' to in the past.This can only be a good thig IMO.
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