50 Shades Of Grey - Who's Bought Their Partner This?
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captainzep said:
Is anyone else asking ridiculous and inappropriate "Have you got to the bit where..." questions to female friends on FB who are discussing it?
"Have you got to the bit where Mr Grey turns out to be a woman with a false moustache"
"Have you got to the bit where he makes her dress as Emu and strides into the room dressed as Rod Hull?"
"Have you got to the bit where he settles down with her, then she makes him have kids, he gets fat, she stops him from having any hobbies then starts buying erotic books because he's not exciting and masculine enough?"
"Have you got to the bit where he makes her sneeze and fart at the same time to see if she does an involuntary backflip?"
Another lol!"Have you got to the bit where Mr Grey turns out to be a woman with a false moustache"
"Have you got to the bit where he makes her dress as Emu and strides into the room dressed as Rod Hull?"
"Have you got to the bit where he settles down with her, then she makes him have kids, he gets fat, she stops him from having any hobbies then starts buying erotic books because he's not exciting and masculine enough?"
"Have you got to the bit where he makes her sneeze and fart at the same time to see if she does an involuntary backflip?"
king. hilarious.Mr Gearchange said:
Mobile Chicane said:
it's arse-clenching
Which is why blokes are getting their other half to read it. 
Please can someone enlighten me as to which pages contain the dirty bits, since I'm not trudging though the rest to find them.
Moreover, from what I've read a third of the way in, I think the author must be one of those who 'does it' through a hole in the sheet, high days and holidays only.
Utter drivel.
Mobile Chicane said:
Purely to see what the fuss is about, I caved and bought a copy.
It's not only bad; it's arse-clenchingly bad. Not sure I can be bothered to sift through such drivel to get to the dirty bits.
The dirty bits are so bad its laughable.It's not only bad; it's arse-clenchingly bad. Not sure I can be bothered to sift through such drivel to get to the dirty bits.
I was at a meeting down south and a female coleague had a copy ( actually it was 50 shades of something else she had all three). I opened it at a random page funny as hell.
Mobile Chicane said:
Please, anyone, do not waste your money thinking it will 'excite' the missus.
What if your missus is one of those mumsnetter types that have been getting awfully "moist" and having unprecedented amounts of rumpy-pumpy with their menfolk (as claimed by both sides)?That and the depressingly inevitable boom of "50 shades babies" late this/early next year. All of them named Christian and Ana (probably Anglicised to Anna, so it's less obvious) etc.
It seems that it does actually work for some. Which is worth a £10 punt for most blokes.
The Wife isn't one such, she mostly just laughed at it.
Zwolf said:
What if your missus is one of those mumsnetter types that have been getting awfully "moist" and having unprecedented amounts of rumpy-pumpy with their menfolk (as claimed by both sides)?
That and the depressingly inevitable boom of "50 shades babies" late this/early next year. All of them named Christian and Ana (probably Anglicised to Anna, so it's less obvious) etc.
It seems that it does actually work for some. Which is worth a £10 punt for most blokes.
The Wife isn't one such, she mostly just laughed at it.
Such an observation merely reinforces my view that most women are stupid.That and the depressingly inevitable boom of "50 shades babies" late this/early next year. All of them named Christian and Ana (probably Anglicised to Anna, so it's less obvious) etc.
It seems that it does actually work for some. Which is worth a £10 punt for most blokes.
The Wife isn't one such, she mostly just laughed at it.
Pesty said:
There have been a few threads on here over the years were people have stated the opinion that men watching porn was cheating and it was fair for women to sleep with other men if their men watch porn.
Wonder if it works both ways.
Who are these fruitloops? If men watch porn it is okay for women to sleep with other men? That can only be the logic of a woman.Wonder if it works both ways.
This amused me. Apparently it's not the sex women want, but food.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
FraserLFA said:
This amused me. Apparently it's not the sex women want, but food.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
I fear Miss Coren is clutching at straws there!http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
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