50 Shades Of Grey - Who's Bought Their Partner This?
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FraserLFA said:
This amused me. Apparently it's not the sex women want, but food.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
Laugh. Good review and shock, horror; an intelligent sounding woman.http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jul/2...
My missus has got a couple of them
(Grey and Darker). Anyone that thinks they're erotic should try and read them out loud to their partner. I was laughing like an idiot reading things like "the telltale rip of tinfoil" (when have condoms been supplied in tinfoil?) and "my inner goddess" to my girlfriend, who agreed it was utter s
te. And it's written in present tense, which unless you're Brett Easton Ellis, is unforgivable.
(Grey and Darker). Anyone that thinks they're erotic should try and read them out loud to their partner. I was laughing like an idiot reading things like "the telltale rip of tinfoil" (when have condoms been supplied in tinfoil?) and "my inner goddess" to my girlfriend, who agreed it was utter s
te. And it's written in present tense, which unless you're Brett Easton Ellis, is unforgivable. 
Mobile Chicane said:
Has anyone read the new Jewish sex book?
It's called 50 shades of oy vay
That's rubbish.It's called 50 shades of oy vay
You need to be punished. After signing a detailed contract.
Pop your clothes over there -there's a chain-mail bikini in the John Lewis carrier ba...
-OMG! Hark at me! Can't help myself! I dunno. LOL. Sorry, as you were!
Pesty said:
I was at a meeting down south and a female coleague had a copy ( actually it was 50 shades of something else she had all three). I opened it at a random page funny as hell.
If you enjoyed that, then you'll love 120 Days of Sodom.someone on another forum said:
Where did this cultural phenomenon spring from then? From about two weeks ago, on my Facebook feed, there has been a sudden influx of women posting pictures of this book, lying beside a bar of chocolate, on a bed, with a comment underneath that implies the poster won't be using her tongue when she moistens her fingers to turn the pages. It was actually quite unnerving to suddenly be greeted by what amounted to a collective statement, from most of my female acquaintances, that they were off for a wk.
k.someone else on the other forum said:
Well as we all know, a woman masturbating is erotic and empowering, whereas a man masturbating is the very definition of someone desperately trying to wring his soul clean from the outside while he screams in loneliness.
TheInternet said:
If you enjoyed that, then you'll love 120 Days of Sodom.
I've started reading the de Sade. What a truly extraordinary work of art. I've not read anything like it. How anyone can think it is porn I have no idea. A vile, fascinating, compelling piece. Simonium said:
I've started reading the de Sade. What a truly extraordinary work of art. I've not read anything like it. How anyone can think it is porn I have no idea. A vile, fascinating, compelling piece.
I have read Juliette a few times, the philosophy is interesting, some of the scenes are amazing, however some of it is very very dark. Has anyone looked at this site yet? Better than the original IMO.
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
"the sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery."
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
"the sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery."
Tycho said:
Has anyone looked at this site yet? Better than the original IMO.
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
"the sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery."
"By now, my birth cannon was slobbering like Wayne Rooney's dhttp://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
"the sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery."
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Edited by garrykiller on Tuesday 21st August 06:19
I was just coming on here to paste that link
"By now, my gaping slime hole was dripping like a George Foreman grill."
"When he removed his cheese-crusted cock from my st winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him."
"My cod cave was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver."
"By now, my gaping slime hole was dripping like a George Foreman grill."
"When he removed his cheese-crusted cock from my s
t winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him.""My cod cave was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver."
Sonic said:
I was just coming on here to paste that link
"By now, my gaping slime hole was dripping like a George Foreman grill."
"When he removed his cheese-crusted cock from my st winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him."
"My cod cave was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver."
Most eloquently put. "By now, my gaping slime hole was dripping like a George Foreman grill."
"When he removed his cheese-crusted cock from my s
t winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him.""My cod cave was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver."
Legend83 said:
Wife has just finished the second book.
So that puts a cork in any bedroom activities until I can order the third...
Your wife won't have sex with you unless she's reading a soft porn 'book'?So that puts a cork in any bedroom activities until I can order the third...
Does this really happen, that women just don't want to have sex any more once they're married? What's the point?
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