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scary

104 posts

237 months

Friday 8th March 2013
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I love the Profanasaurus. I have a copy of the first one, a thin pamphlet attached to one week's magazine. It's turned into a monster... then again, I love the Meaning of Liff, too. Both are not only funny but extremely clever. The language in our house is peppered with profanasaurus-isms (I hope that's a word). It's brilliant..

Cheers

MTM

BigBen

11,648 posts

231 months

Friday 8th March 2013
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anonymous said:
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Yes, I knew that but was hiding my Viz knowledge under a bushel.

The book 'Rude Kids' by Chris Donald is well worth reading for a history of Viz and insight into the inspiration for some of the characters. In particular the background for Mr Logic is very very funny.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

217 months

Friday 8th March 2013
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scary said:
My brother went to university in Durham and I remember seeing Viz there, in the early 80s. The thing I loved was the adverts. Things like the porcelain figurines of Lady Di and Jade from Big Brother playing ping pong in heaven and the one for Rent a Tugboat. Anyone remember that.

"Fed up with hubby ogling the au pair and nobbing the nanny? Then come to Rent a Tugboat, guaranteed boilers from around the world, your money back if he gets any wood."

Cheers

MTM
rofl I used to love those. And the 'commemorative china plates' etc!

And there were often lots of random adverts for garden sheds too biggrin

Toilets - 'You can't miss with Armitage Shanks...'


vx220

2,691 posts

235 months

Saturday 9th March 2013
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How can there be a two page thread about Viz without mentioning Biffa Bacon?

kenny Chim 4

1,604 posts

259 months

Saturday 9th March 2013
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scary

104 posts

237 months

Sunday 10th March 2013
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Lord yes! Mutha was horrible! Phnark. I felt sorry for poor Biffa... well... a bit.

evo4a

737 posts

182 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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Letters

Dear Sir,
Whats all this ballyhoo about drinking and driving, I've been doing it all my life and never had a serious accident. Except one where my wife was paralyzed from the neck down.
Yours sincerely
Major Farquart Smythe.

daemon

35,842 posts

198 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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There was one in letters really made me laugh - it was something along the lines of...

Anyone want a Panda Cub? We've a pair of pandas and they're breeding like rabbits.

daemon

35,842 posts

198 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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daemon

35,842 posts

198 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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daemon

35,842 posts

198 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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Probably my favorite...


BigBen

11,648 posts

231 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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My favourite top tip was

"change the temperature of your bath by adding varying amounts of hot or cold water. But remember there will always be an underlying downward trent"

Not because it was the funniest but because I sent it to them. No I didn't win £5

dudleybloke

19,846 posts

187 months

Tuesday 12th March 2013
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"if you put a monkeys hand into a fire it will try and bite you"

kenny Chim 4

1,604 posts

259 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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'Save money on an expensive personalised car registration plate by changing your name to that of your existing plate.

Yours sincerely,

RPG 473Y.'

TwigtheWonderkid

43,402 posts

151 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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Letters:

I heard Sting being interviewed the other day, saying how he can make love to his wife all day without ejaculating. I know how he feels, my wife is no oil painting either.

Gargamel

14,996 posts

262 months

Wednesday 13th March 2013
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Letters:

I heard Sting being interviewed the other day, saying how he can make love to his wife all day without ejaculating. I know how he feels, my wife is no oil painting either.
Childish and awesome....

TwigtheWonderkid

43,402 posts

151 months

Saturday 23rd March 2013
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Letters:

People criticise the Royal family, but they forget about the bravery of King George VI and the late Queen Mother, who, when war was declared, refused to flee the capital and courageously stayed in London throughout.

Compare this selflessness to the pathetic actions of my own spineless father, who as soon as war was declared, decided to abandon me and my mother in London and cowardly disappeared to France, North Africa, Italy, France again, Belgium and Holland, before eventually winding up in Germany 6 yrs later. The shame will haunt my family forever.

Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Saturday 23 March 17:29

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Saturday 23rd March 2013
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Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London.
That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe.

I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail loses around 2 million letters and parcels each year, and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery.
L Palmer, London

With reference to Mr Palmer's previous letter. I am also married to a Taiwanese lady, but nobody ever asks me if she is a mail order bride. But perhaps that's because I am also Taiwanese. And we live in Taiwan.
Lo Chi Chang, Taipei


Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Sunday 24th March 2013
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Like the Queen Mum, my grandfather was a frequent visitor to the East End during the dark days of the blitz, but he was never hailed as a hero by the people of London.
That's because he flew Heinkel bombers for the Luftwaffe.
Thar reminds me of a Henning Wehn gag: "my grandfather died at Auschwitz...he fell out of a watchtower".





TwigtheWonderkid

43,402 posts

151 months

Tuesday 2nd April 2013
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Letters:

"You can't judge a book by its cover" or so the saying goes. Well I was recently lent a copy of Anal Animal Sex Farm and I can assure you that the picture on the cover is a very accurate representation of the contents therein.