Cadence clutching? The future of driving?

Cadence clutching? The future of driving?

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heebeegeetee

28,883 posts

249 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Reading this thread has made me feel a bit uncomfortable. Jeez, when I think back to what I did to my folks cars.

A few of us old uns were reminiscing (thats hard to spell) about how we drove our parents cars. Being young back in the seventies, drinking and driving was all but compulsory. God knows how any of us survived. But one snowy night, after about 10 shandies, me and a mate deciced to do the Roger Clark bit in me dads brand new Mk3 Cortina. We were doing well untill ooh, at least the first corner when it went straight on regardless into a fence.

One mate worked for his Dad and desroyed the works Marina pickup. And another mate launched his Dads Marina so high over a sharp brow, that upon landing the loom caught fire.

Personally I blame the parents. Serves 'em right for buying such shit cars.

zippee

13,483 posts

235 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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I know this is really cruel and I apologise in advance but I saw this post by our learned friend Mr Thunder on the P&P and couldn't resist putting it in here;
v8thunder said:
I was on Question Time a few years back. Unfortunately, the debate they didn't screen (there are always one or two 'pilot debates') was the one where I locked horns with Anne Widdecombe and made her look stupid to the point where everyone laughed at her (the debate concerned modern art and she came out with a load of easily-defeatable cobblers in front of a panel that included the head of the Royal College of Art). Unfortunately my comments on the actual debate were restricted to an aside about New Labour spin being 'politics for the MTV generation', which everyone found hilarious the next day at college.

v8thunder

27,646 posts

259 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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I don't find someone reminding me of the time I made the Widdebeast look hapless cruel, though the highlighted stuff is a bit lame

FHCNICK

1,279 posts

232 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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zippee said:
I know this is really cruel and I apologise in advance but I saw this post by our learned friend Mr Thunder on the P&P and couldn't resist putting it in here;

v8thunder said:
I was on Question Time a few years back. Unfortunately, the debate they didn't screen (there are always one or two 'pilot debates') was the one where I locked horns with Anne Widdecombe and made her look stupid to the point where everyone laughed at her (the debate concerned modern art and she came out with a load of easily-defeatable cobblers in front of a panel that included the head of the Royal College of Art). Unfortunately my comments on the actual debate were restricted to an aside about New Labour spin being 'politics for the MTV generation', which everyone found hilarious the next day at college.



How can someone be talking cobblers about a subject which is cobblers be considered wrong?? me thinks this thread will run & run........sorry V8thunder or is that mums1.2breezy??

cotty

39,649 posts

285 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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gary_tholl said:
Quite honestly the funniest thread I've ever seen!

Gary




agreed but its when I saw this smilie that I just lost it and got some very funny looks from people in the office

>> Edited by cotty on Monday 7th March 18:40

shnozz

27,534 posts

272 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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FHCNICK said:

sorry V8thunder or is that mums1.2breezy??


towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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v8thunder said:
I don't find someone reminding me of the time I made the Widdebeast look hapless.


Who`s opinion? Do you think you have made the rest of us look "hapless" with your astonishing knowledge od driving skills?

We are not worthy.

djmojo

209 posts

232 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Ahh, come on. Leave the poor fella alone. I'm sure he's sitting at home with the noose round his neck right now!

limpsfield

5,896 posts

254 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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v8thunder said:
I was on Question Time a few years back. Unfortunately, the debate they didn't screen (there are always one or two 'pilot debates') was the one where I locked horns with Anne Widdecombe and made her look stupid to the point where everyone laughed at her (the debate concerned modern art and she came out with a load of easily-defeatable cobblers in front of a panel that included the head of the Royal College of Art). Unfortunately my comments on the actual debate were restricted to an aside about New Labour spin being 'politics for the MTV generation', which everyone found hilarious the next day at college.


Why do I get a vision of Kevin Turvey (80s) or that sketch from another 80s comedy (Young ones?) where they are all orff to University Challenge in a Porsche 911 chanting "rah rah rah we're going to smash the oiks"

Students, ya gotta luv 'em

Balmoral Green

41,015 posts

249 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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towman said:
"cadence sex" is pretty good too. Quick In Quick out Quick in quick out. Apparently it improves the performance and will soon get the old girl howling.
Be carefull though, possibility of wrong slotting it.


v8thunder

27,646 posts

259 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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djmojo said:
Ahh, come on. Leave the poor fella alone. I'm sure he's sitting at home with the noose round his neck right now!


Not quite, but thanks to some of you lot getting carried away I'm thinking twice about wanting to meet some of you, and I'm certainly not going to post as much as I used to.

YarisSi

1,537 posts

245 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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For feck sake. Why do people on here keep insulting students. Sterotyping is not big or clever.

towman

14,938 posts

240 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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v8thunder said:

Not quite, but thanks to some of you lot getting carried away I'm thinking twice about wanting to meet some of you, and I'm certainly not going to post as much as I used to.


Sense of humour failure? Try cadence laughing!

limpsfield

5,896 posts

254 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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YarisSi said:
For feck sake. Why do people on here keep insulting students. Sterotyping is not big or clever.



It's tradition. When I was a student it was all the long overcoat, rusky hat with the red star and Morrissey. It's only in hindsight you realise what a bunch of tossers you all were. You too will see the light and chortle over your middle aged spread.

>> Edited by limpsfield on Monday 7th March 20:27

Rob_F

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4,125 posts

265 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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towman said:

v8thunder said:

Not quite, but thanks to some of you lot getting carried away I'm thinking twice about wanting to meet some of you, and I'm certainly not going to post as much as I used to.



Sense of humour failure? Try cadence laughing!


YarisSi

1,537 posts

245 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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limpsfield said:

YarisSi said:
For feck sake. Why do people on here keep insulting students. Sterotyping is not big or clever.




It's tradition. When I was a student it was all the long overcoat, rusky hat with the red star and Morrissey. It's only in hindsight you realise what a bunch of tossers you all were. You too will see the light and chortle over your middle aged spread.

>> Edited by limpsfield on Monday 7th March 20:27


I realise when I'm a tosser as I am being a tosser. But everyone is a tosser at various points. Some are tossers more than others. So you shouldn't just call students tossers. (god I'm a tosser)

agent006

12,043 posts

265 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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towman said:
Sense of humour failure?


And perfectly justified given the almost complete character assasination he's had on PH of late.

YarisSi

1,537 posts

245 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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Rob_F said:


towman said:



v8thunder said:

Not quite, but thanks to some of you lot getting carried away I'm thinking twice about wanting to meet some of you, and I'm certainly not going to post as much as I used to.




Sense of humour failure? Try cadence laughing!






Oh dear god. Students clearly are tossers.
Agent006 is right some of you have been a bit mean and over stepped the mark.

>> Edited by YarisSi on Monday 7th March 20:47

mxdi

13,993 posts

250 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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YarisSi said:
For feck sake. Why do people on here keep insulting students. Sterotyping is not big or clever.

Its a bit like blondes, why does everyone insult blondes, they are not all thick, look at Jordan.

pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Monday 7th March 2005
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towman said:

v8thunder said:

Not quite, but thanks to some of you lot getting carried away I'm thinking twice about wanting to meet some of you, and I'm certainly not going to post as much as I used to.



Sense of humour failure? Try cadence laughing!


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