Advice please - caught doing 102mph

[mel]

Absolutely brilliant two edits and still full of grammatical cock ups. Campbell you are without a doubt one of the best (or thickest) posters on here you brighten my days no end. Keep up the good work. Whatever you do don't take offence and don't go changing I'm actually begining to lick farward to your pists.

[campbell]

Thanks mel im glad it isn't boring to read and it test your gramma and I think your starting to take the piss a little bit but it is all in good taste and very funny (well I think it is) So all I can do is keep up the good work All we need is something else to twitter on about

[mel]

Have a read of the thread on Numberplates in the speeding & plod section that one really has gone astray!!!

[apache]

Cambell, don't see how coming from Scotland (Gods country by the way)causes such confusion to the digit/grey matter interface...unless you're permanently pissed, an occupational hazard in that part of the world

[campbell]

Well you all seam to think in general I am a little confused but Im not You see my binary gray matter gose off with the lack of correct molt input during the day and as a result some strange things happen I would like to take this moment to thank Apache for reminding every one that Scotland is GODS COUNTRY and every one how lives there and in the reast of our GREAT BRITAIN should be very proud indeed We are more than the United Kingdom """"""""""WE ARE THE BEST THERE IS""""""""

[anonymous-user]

an englishman, a welshman and a scotsman are driving along the motorway and they crash into one another and end up in the ditch. they get out and in an amicable manner exchange details and all necessary information. Just as they are about to leave a genie pops up and says "wow, what a display of human kindness and good honest people, i will reward you with a wish" so the scotsman shouts "me first" and the genie says "what is your wish?" and the scotsman says make scotland an island 30 miles north of england a build a fifty foot wall around it. The genie clicks his fingers and says "done". the welshman says "make Wales an island but build the wall a hundred feet high" and again the genie clicks his fingers and says "done". the genie turns to the englishamn and says "what is your wish" and the englishman says "you know those two islands with the big walls" and the genie says "yeah what about them" and the englishman says "fill 'em with water!" pablo

[campbell]

I like that one pablo Very funny