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dennisthemenace

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15,603 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Excellent tonight , loved the tuning up of the lada especily when they took it round the test track in standard form the white van men were fun to watch shame ive now got a metallic silver van now other wise i could have had a go and whoever it was who said the stig was a froggy was right its not damon hill who i thought it was !

viperman

956 posts

266 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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the STIG is Nicholas Minasian, this is not rumor or speculation, its a fact. hes a french driver in the CART series with a sponsorship deal wit top gear.

Ballistic Banana

14,698 posts

268 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Hi Denny,

Yeah but didnt clarkson say the French Accent was a bit iffy.

BB

Edited as Viper sneaked in there.

Where did you get this Info From??

>> Edited by Ballistic Banana on Sunday 8th December 21:31

dennisthemenace

Original Poster:

15,603 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Hi BB yep its when clarkson said about the frog accent i thought Bolix its not hill

viperman

956 posts

266 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Ballistic banana! i have my information from a reliable source who isremaning un-named. I have also heard it is Nicholas Minasian from various other people too, mark my words its him.

Getrag

313 posts

263 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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I agree, excellent show tonight. Forget the cars that run on grass, give me 400bhp+ and Lotus modifying any day. Although the Maserati got a slating, it did sound mean.

viperman

956 posts

266 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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i thougt the masserati looked cheap and very soft for £61,000, and clarkson made the F1 style paddle gearshift look like a joke (which it is).

Ballistic Banana

14,698 posts

268 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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viperman said: i thougt the masserati looked cheap and very soft for £61,000, and clarkson made the F1 style paddle gearshift look like a joke (which it is).


Totally agree with that even though i quite like the front of it and it did sound quite nice.
I'll have to believe you on the Stig thing

BB

alan_driver

1,281 posts

258 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Whats with his explanation of horse power! does he think were all thick? by the year 2008 i think he sed cars wud be at 100,000hp going at this rate! what is he on about, cars with loads of hp have been around for ages.

FunkyNige

8,887 posts

276 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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alan_driver said: Whats with his explanation of horse power! does he think were all thick? by the year 2008 i think he sed cars wud be at 100,000hp going at this rate! what is he on about, cars with loads of hp have been around for ages.


I think he was taking the piss a bit! hmm, 'this much horsepower spread 6 inches thick will cover Belgium'. Maybe he got complaints about concentrating on horsepower or something similar.

Simonelite501

1,440 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Please remember, Jeremy Clarkson is just a journalist. His veiws on vehicles are just that, veiws. Every tabloid metaphor uttered, has me one step nearer turning the television off to go and do something less boring instead. I have no wish to gripe on, as the Drivel thread became a tedious ream of moans. But this programme has, in my opinon, the where with all to be so much more. To take the Masaretti, slate it, and compare it unfavorably to a Jaguar! The kudos of owning a Masaratti alone puts it high above anything that jaguar have built recently. The crowning glory of the whole show had to be the tremendous job done by Lotus on that Shit heap of a Lada, but to what end? They wasted the talents of 10 people, for two weeks, and £100,000 to build a maxed up lada! Being a dyed in the wool Lotus fan, I was appauled. Quite frankly I am rapdly going off this show.

alan_driver

1,281 posts

258 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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[I was appauled. Quite frankly I am rapdly going off this show.


me 2. his cool chart is bollox too, must get paid by manufacturers to slate of the rivals.

CraigAlsop

1,991 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Simonelite501 said: The kudos of owning a Masaratti alone puts it high above anything that jaguar have built recently.

???Isn't this just badge snobbery? If a car is good, it's good. Doesn't matter who built it - Skoda, Hyundai, Ford or whoever, and vice versa if it's bad.

The crowning glory of the whole show had to be the tremendous job done by Lotus on that Shit heap of a Lada, but to what end? They wasted the talents of 10 people, for two weeks, and £100,000 to build a maxed up lada!
That appealed to me - imagine having a £100,000 Lada that accelerated & cornered! Stealth supercar! OK I'm probably just sick & twisted, but put yourself in that guy's place - he's had a few hundred pound bomber transformed into something like that - it's so uncool, it's cool!

pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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The kudos of owning a Masaratti alone puts it high above anything that jaguar have built recently

And you saying that proves the reason why you are not presenting it and he is!

funkydredd

88 posts

260 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Clarkson is so too far up his own ar*e.
Top Gear is nothing but a show about him primarily and the cars secondary. He just bleats the same old guff every week and his idiot audience (entourage) titter with every word he says.

pwig

11,956 posts

271 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Clarkson is fantastic full stop end of sentence!

Simonelite501

1,440 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Firstly, the guy who owned the Lada has indeed got one hell of a deal, and on that count fair play to him for pulling it off. But it has to be argued that there must be a more deserving case out there, I guess its a similar case to that "Faking it" show the other night, that using inapropriate materials to cobble together rubbish makes good television. Personally, I would much rather have seen the guys at Lotus start with a car who's owner had really tried, albeit with a limited buget, to improve its performance and handling characteristics. As for the Badge snobbery thing, well yes of course it is! What do you think Mr Clarkson, or any of his contemporaries have built there careers on? What makes the Proton dealers selling Elise's such a huge talking point, why do sports car manufacturers put such vast amounts of cash into racing, and why do most people who buy exotia choose what they do? I would wager that Badge snobbery has an enormous part to play in the purchace of any vehicle,and right or wrong, my £60,000 would be in the pocket of the guy selling the Massa long before I'd even opened the Jaguar brochure. All my opinion, and due to the lack of £60,000, hypothetical of course.
Editted to say that I actually agree with the post above, Clarkson is quite the best motoring journalist there has been for a very long time.

>> Edited by Simonelite501 on Sunday 8th December 23:38

xsaravtr

801 posts

263 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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MMMmm... I wonder if the Lotus "Eriva" could go into production? Could be a rich russians plaything...

I'm calling it an Eriva cos all Lotus's start with an "E" and it was a Lada Riva, so hey....

Simonelite501

1,440 posts

269 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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Eriva? Maybe a more appropriate name would be Expensiveheap

Byff

4,427 posts

262 months

Sunday 8th December 2002
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I saw a massa parked at the top of our street (resturant where lots of footballers attend). Actually thought it was a bastardised Honda Prelude from the rear.

Don't think I could spend over £60k on a Prelude lookalike.