Want to increase your bhp/ton

[King Herald]

GTWayne said:

I must confess,I didn't actually read all of this thread before posting my comments, but my point was that any thoughts of weight saving or even weight re-distribution are ideas in the right direction.Also,I was so impressed by the modest mods. made to the BMW making such an instantly noticeable difference.

I was serious, saving weight is the easiest way to improve the performance of your car. That's why race cars are stripped of all the unneeded stuff. 'Police Driver' doesn't quite get the big picture though. Folding his seats down and emptying the ash tray doesn't knock two seconds of his 0-60 time

[tycho]

Well I folded my back seats down this morning and arrived at work 10 minutes before I left home! Mind you, I did have a dump and a piss before I left. Hang on, I also had a shave. Does this invalidate the experiment?

[jagdpanther]

Ive only just read this

My god I cant believe anyone would have the gumps to say something like that

He should get a job at Lotus with radical performance ideas like that

[omitchell]

mattyboy101 said:

He even joined up to the Advanced Driving forum spouting his words of wisdom, and talking of becoming a Senior Observer... please somebody in the IAM find him and stop him!!!

Police_driver said:

I live in Guildford... I would be willing to meet up for a laugh... Havent got the power of a VXR but its still a decent Vauxhall...

he also said...

Police_driver said:

Got a quote for me on my own, 24 with 4 years No Claims - £800. For my other half (female) with me as named driver, 27 with 3 years No Claims - £340. Maybe this is because until November I still ...

if that can't narrow it down to a few people in the IAM that assess i don't know what could

[dr bob]

Tsk, I've been asking my passengers (especially attractive ladies) to wind their seats right back and lie flat for years...

...funny how many of them refuse though.

CH

[joesnow]

Police_driver said:

For my other half (female)

PMSL!!

[bermyandy]

Numptys profile of hobbies on VXR said:

Oh and my favourite, blagging test drives in Performance Cars and Supercars.

Oh dear lord..

[mattyboy101]

Presumably he gets the salesmen to lay the seats flat first!

[wolfsburg]

He's a "Response driver" with the police, aged 24 and lives in Camden (Doric Way).

Oh the joys of the internet.....

Try his philosophical nonsense on other topics;
www.advanced-driving.co.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?t=66&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

[bermyandy]

pecker said:

Yes you can hear a bit more, but obviously I am not prepared to go into such detail that will reveal police tactics and training methods

No matter what he says, he always sounds like a total stroker

[bermyandy]

pecker said:

Then took driving test, Passed. Then went through 2 GATSO's within 2 days, 53 and 47 in a 30mph zone, so 7 points on m licence. DVLA have a new rule that if you acheive 6 + points in your firdt 2 years of having a licence, your licence is REVOKED, and you have to retake all the tests.

This is his driving history? How did he become a police driver with 7 points on his licence?!

[Davi]

joking aside, which is hard when you have a numpty of these proportions, but if this bloke really does do police driving I find that extremely worrying - he obviously hasn't got the first clue about how a car or general physics work, how on earth is he going to control one at speed?!

[esselte]

Davi said:

joking aside, which is hard when you have a numpty of these proportions, but if this bloke really does do police driving I find that extremely worrying - he obviously hasn't got the first clue about how a car or general physics work, how on earth is he going to control one at speed?!

What harm can he do with this?

[spitfire-ian]

wolfsburg said:

He's a "Response driver" with the police, aged 24 and lives in Camden (Doric Way). Oh the joys of the internet..... Try his philosophical nonsense on other topics; www.advanced-driving.co.uk/bb/viewtopic.php?t=66&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

I think he's as much a police driver as I am an astronaut

police_driver said:

Yes you can hear a bit more, but obviously I am not prepared to go into such detail that will reveal police tactics and training methods.

If that's not a "I'm making it up" line then I don't know what is

[Sly1]

One question:

Why is there a VXR forum anyway, surely its full of people like PC Prick?

Bin it I say.....

[tuttle]

Sly1 said:

Seems Mr Clarkson was right, People who drive Vaxhauls are stupid

[pedant mode on]
As opposed to people who can't spell Vauxhall that is
[pedant mode off]

This police driver chap is probably a 13 yr old with the VXR Scalelectrix set & delusions of grandeur.

[cobra kid]

Thought I'd drop this in, in case anyone hasn't seen it.....