The King of PH.

[nervous]

Kentish said:

PH Law Lords said:

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. Kentish ---------- 49 ------------- 20 years --------------= +29 Prime Minister
6. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Shadow Prime Minister
7. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
8. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
9. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
10. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +9 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
11. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
12. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
13. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
16. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
17. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
19. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
20. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
24. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
25. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
26. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
33. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
34. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
35. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
36. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
37. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
38. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
39. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
40. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
41. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
42. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
43. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
44. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)

Edited by Kentish on Tuesday 4th September 23:19

updated list.

[XJSJohn]

Can i just say that i take great offence to being catagorised as "public sector" ....



perhaps we need to work on the PH "Foreign Affairs Correspondents"

Edited by XJSJohn on Wednesday 5th September 04:19

[Andy_sx]

XJSJohn said:

Can i just say that i take great offence to being catagorised as "public sector" ....



perhaps we need to work on the PH "Foreign Affairs Correspondents"

Edited by XJSJohn on Wednesday 5th September 04:19

John, you may take great offence in being public sector... but i take great offence being over looked totally, even after the updated leader board guess im not political enough

i would edit the table myself, and was just about to, but realised it was alot more work than i was expecting... so gave up after approx 3.974 seconds

[Lefty Guns]

The Monarchy
1. GTRene:------------ 116 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +91 All Hail the King
2. Silverback mike ----- 74 ------------- 14 years ------------- = +60 All Hail our Queen :-)
3. RedCabbage-------- 55 ------------- 19 years --------------= +36 Bonnie Prince and Heir to the thrown
4. Smartie------------- 54 ------------- 18 years --------------= +36 Odd looking Princess, likes Horses
The Govermnent
5. Kentish ---------- 49 ------------- 20 years --------------= +29 Prime Minister
6. fesuvious ---------- 38 ------------- 12 years --------------= +27 Shadow Prime Minister
7. F.M---------------- 25 ------------- 10 years --------------= +15 Deptuty PM, you need some more Jags though.
8. LuS1fer------------- 32 ------------- 20 years ------------- = +12 Chancellor of the Exchequer - strong US affinity
9. loach--------------- 28 ------------- 18 years --------------= +10 Foreign Secretary, seems apt
10. Nervous------------ 22 ------------- 16 years ------------- = +9 Peter Mandelson, nuff said :-D
11. Ridds------------- 16 ------------- 10 years ------------- = +6 Peter Mandelson,
12. Frazer guest ------ 16 ------------- 12 years ------------- = +4 Home Secretary
The Private Sector
13. Robm3------------ 21 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +4 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
14. Batty ------------- 8 -------------- 5 years -------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
15. BliarOut----------- 28 ------------ 25 years ------------- = +3 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
16. sleep envy--------- 17 ------------- 15 years ------------- = +2 Gigolo
17. Xaero ------------- 5 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +2 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
18. BossCerbera ------- 24 ------------- 23 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
19. Touching Cloth.---- 18 ------------- 17 years ------------- = +1 High Rolling Business Person, lots of political influence
20. JOhnnymaestro----- 4 -------------- 3 years -------------- = +1 Senior Management Position, highly respected
21. B15TTO------------ 11 ------------- 11 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
22. Stone ------------- 12 ------------ 12 years ------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
23. darkmonsta--------- 8 -------------- 8 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
24. Astec815 ---------- 5 -------------- 5 years -------------- = 0 Senior Management Position, highly respected
25. Fidgits ------------ 11 ------------- 13 years ------------- = -2 Works in a Circus
The Public Sector
26. Strawman:--------- 17 ------------- 19 years ------------- = -2 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
27. XJS John ---------- 11 ------------ 14 years ------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
28. wmg100 ------------ 3 -------------- 6 years -------------- = -3 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
29. Capt Muppet-------- 14 ------------- 18 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
30. NHYde ------------- 27 ------------- 31 years ------------- = -4 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
31. Mackie ------------- 5 -------------- 10 years ------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
32. baskey ------------ 4 -------------- 9 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
33. MrsRotty----------- 13 ------------- 18 years -------------- = -5 Teacher, Nurse, working class but respected and useful to society
Chavs
34. Mini ralf ----------- 6 -------------- 15 years -------------- = -9 Used Car Salesman
35. ferrisbueller ------- 5 -------------- 14 years -------------- = -9 BMW Dealership "Service Executive"
36. Vesuvious 996 ----- 9 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -10 Sells suits in Next
37. Magic Torch-------- ? -------------- ? years --------------- = -10 Sells suits in Asda
38. silversun----------- 6 -------------- 16 years ---------------= -10 Sells suits in Matalan
39. Wacky racer ------- 26 ------------- 37 years -------------- = -11 Refuse Collection
40. 900T-R------------- 5 -------------- 16 years -------------- = -11 Traffic Warden
41. ewenm-------------- 4 -------------- 13 years -------------- = -11 Highways Agency Traffic Officer
42. EmmaP-------------- 4 -------------- 17 years -------------- = -13 erm….. A woman of inderminate means.
43. oggs --------------- 5 -------------- 19 years -------------- = -14 Fecal Production and Disposal Expert
44. sprint355 ----------- 3 -------------- 24 years -------------- = -21 McDonalds Worker, employee of the week though :-)




this was an entertaining half hour of reading this avo. My score is 9!

Edited by Lefty Guns on Thursday 14th May 15:03

[ol' dirty]

For the love of God, is there an easier way of editing this list?

30cars 9 years= PHI 21

Edited by ol' dirty on Thursday 14th May 15:37

[hairykrishna]

4 years (I was a late starter), 15 cars. So 11.

Do I get to be in the government? If so I have an expense claim I need to submit.

[crugbun]

ooooo another late arrival....

45 cars, 25 years... factor 20!

Time and Management Minister?

Edited by crugbun on Thursday 14th May 15:33

[Fidgits]

well i've had 4 cars in the 2 years since i did this, so have i actually managed to break even?

[sleep envy]

think we need a dole scum section

[The Milfman]

Holy thread resurrection Batman!!



Always wanted to say that before someone else.

[carmadgaz]

5 cars, almost 3 years so 2

Edited by carmadgaz on Thursday 14th May 15:51

[schmalex]

1

18 cars in 17 years

Edited by schmalex on Thursday 14th May 16:14

[GTIR]

26 cars - 21 = 5

Hmm?

[Orangecurry]

Nervous sure was on form in 2007.....

at least 17 cars, but 28 years, so -11

May I be one of the 'Recycling Executives'?

And of course the original list is now out of date..........

[nervous]

Orangecurry said:

Nervous sure was on form in 2007.....

Im not sure I like the 'was' in this sentence.

I've had 8 more cars since then, btw, so Im assuming a promotion is due.

[SGirl]

nervous said:

Orangecurry said:

Nervous sure was on form in 2007.....

Im not sure I like the 'was' in this sentence.

I've had 8 more cars since then, btw, so Im assuming a promotion is due.

Hiya Nervy.

Promotion from King? What to? You can't be a Driving God, that's Richard Hammond.

King-in-Chief? Senior King?

[sleep envy]

he can be Ed Balls

[The Lukas]

Had 8 cars in my time and been driving 2 1/2 years

Which makes a 5.5?

[KingRichard]

59 cars in 10 years. 49. Where do I sit?

ETA: Depressingly, hardly anything exciting... awful lot of diesels in there

Edited by KingRichard on Thursday 14th May 21:42

[skylinecrazy]

KingRichard said:

59 cars in 10 years. 49. Where do I sit?

ETA: Depressingly, hardly anything exciting... awful lot of diesels in there

Edited by KingRichard on Thursday 14th May 21:42

And a TT..