Most useless car accessory of all time ??

[parody]

ELAN+2 said:

window louvres for the rear screens

You have to be joking, I've wanted one of these for as long as I can remember, if only they made them for the mondy...

Edited by parody on Friday 11th April 20:41

[Balmoral Green]

Sat Nav

[mrmr96]

Electronic Dump Valve CLICK

It's an under bonnet speaker which makes a Tsssshhhhhhhhh noise when you change gear in your Nova/Corsa/Saxo/Whatever.

"The SABER-EDV is the ONLY way to gain the DUMP VALVE sound without spending thousands on a turbo conversion."

Gotta be in with a chance of winning the thread IMO.

[Chrispy Porker]

the 'GT' bit on my Austin 1300 GT.

[Matt Harper]

Truck Nutz. A bizarre plastic scrotal facsimile that is hung from the tow hitch of pick-ups driven by particularly brain-dead hill-billies. Purpose unknown.

[Balmoral Green]

Chrispy Porker said:

the 'GT' bit on my Austin 1300 GT.

Pics & thread over in the Yesterdays heroes forum please.

I hope it's orange with a black vinyl roof.

[Cotty]

I win

Its an absolute must have if your hungry and on the move.


Its the Tailpipe Burger Cooker
http://www.tzywen.com/modules.php?name=News&fi...

[Westy Pre-Lit]

mrmr96 said:

Electronic Dump Valve CLICK

It's an under bonnet speaker which makes a Tsssshhhhhhhhh noise when you change gear in your Nova/Corsa/Saxo/Whatever.

"The SABER-EDV is the ONLY way to gain the DUMP VALVE sound without spending thousands on a turbo conversion."

Gotta be in with a chance of winning the thread IMO.

top find

[adycav]

Cotty said:

I win

Its an absolute must have if your hungry and on the move.


Its the Tailpipe Burger Cooker

GOT to be a wind up!

[Chrispy Porker]

Balmoral Green said:

Chrispy Porker said:

the 'GT' bit on my Austin 1300 GT.

Pics & thread over in the Yesterdays heroes forum please.

I hope it's orange with a black vinyl roof.

I traded it in for a Talbot in 1983.
It was mustard coloured and had the black vinyl roof.
And a tachometer!!!!
Whether it was faster than a normal 1300 I don't know. I doubt it.
And the bloody suspension kept collapsing...

[markh1]

adycav said:

Cotty said:

I win

Its an absolute must have if your hungry and on the move.


Its the Tailpipe Burger Cooker

GOT to be a wind up!

Strangely enough its not! They are on sold in arab countries if my memory is correct.

[Negative Creep]

'Sport' badges. Always stuck to small engined poverty spec vehicles whose owners think from fogs and alloys make a sports car

[flattotheboards]

Under car 'neons' that are usually the cheapo LED ones that look awful.

[sniff petrol]

Bumper dumper:

http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

"it's funny cause it's true dammit!"

[Wacky Racer]

moffspeed said:

..and another one. If you own a classic car that sits in the garage all winter you can buy custom rubber mats that mimic the contour of your tyres and prevent "expensive flat spotting", £125 a set , what a bargain.

Personally I prefer to wander into the garage every fortnight or so, fire the car up and move it forward a foot and then turn it off. Saves me £125 and another £500 by preventing the clutch/brakes from binding, an even bigger bargain.

Less the £200 for a new exhaust due to corrosion from condensation........

And yes, often wondered if anyone was ever daft enough to pay £125 for those tyre mats......

[sniff petrol]

Wacky Racer said:

moffspeed said:

..and another one. If you own a classic car that sits in the garage all winter you can buy custom rubber mats that mimic the contour of your tyres and prevent "expensive flat spotting", £125 a set , what a bargain.

Personally I prefer to wander into the garage every fortnight or so, fire the car up and move it forward a foot and then turn it off. Saves me £125 and another £500 by preventing the clutch/brakes from binding, an even bigger bargain.

Less the £200 for a new exhaust due to corrosion from condensation........

And yes, often wondered if anyone was ever daft enough to pay £125 for those tyre mats......

I just got another set of wheels for my track car for when it's stood around and for attaching straps to when it's being trailered. Saves flatspotting the decent track tyres and a lot cheaper than £125 for some mats (which will still leave the tyres slightly flat spotted)

[Fetchez la vache]

stickers with half a golf ball so it looks like the car was it by a golf ball..
fake bullet holes...

Spinners?

[Timberwolf]

Fetchez la vache said:

Spinners?

Spinner hubcaps.

[mrmr96]

Fetchez la vache said:

stickers with half a golf ball so it looks like the car was it by a golf ball..
fake bullet holes...

Spinners?

Not any spinners... Spinner hubcaps!


OOOhh, Yeeeeeeeeah!!!

[ypauly]

cant believe washer jets that light-up havn't been mentioned yet