Most useless car accessory of all time ??

[sniff petrol]

ypauly said:

cant believe washer jets that light-up havn't been mentioned yet

They have on page 1

[LikesBikes]

Never mind that - valve caps that light up!!

[Poledriver]

In the 70's, those 6-8 ft long glassfibre whip aerials! They would wobble around all over the place so you would then by a clip so the end clipped to the roof gutter! The point being??????

[ypauly]

sniff petrol said:

ypauly said:

cant believe washer jets that light-up havn't been mentioned yet

They have on page 1

just read the whole of page 1 again and i still dont see it (though i have left my glasses at work)

[mrmr96]

LikesBikes said:

Never mind that - valve caps that light up!!

I can still go one better:



UNMISSABLE VIDEO

"Pimpstar helps your GAME!" tm

[sniff petrol]

ypauly said:

sniff petrol said:

ypauly said:

cant believe washer jets that light-up havn't been mentioned yet

They have on page 1

just read the whole of page 1 again and i still dont see it (though i have left my glasses at work)

My apologies, I must have been stuck in another thread I'd just read

[LikesBikes]

mrmr96 said:

LikesBikes said:

Never mind that - valve caps that light up!!

I can still go one better:



UNMISSABLE VIDEO

"Pimpstar helps your GAME!" tm

If it gets me a woman with her norks hanging out in a Ferarri, I'll have some.

On the other hand, more likely it would get me a Kappa Slapper in a Kev'd up Nova (or similar). Perhaps I'll just leave them and as a bonus I won't look like a tt!

[On Time]

mrmr96 said:

Electronic Dump Valve CLICK

It's an under bonnet speaker which makes a Tsssshhhhhhhhh noise when you change gear in your Nova/Corsa/Saxo/Whatever.

"The SABER-EDV is the ONLY way to gain the DUMP VALVE sound without spending thousands on a turbo conversion."

Gotta be in with a chance of winning the thread IMO.

Read the product feedback, its classic.

[mrmr96]

On Time said:

mrmr96 said:

Electronic Dump Valve CLICK

It's an under bonnet speaker which makes a Tsssshhhhhhhhh noise when you change gear in your Nova/Corsa/Saxo/Whatever.

"The SABER-EDV is the ONLY way to gain the DUMP VALVE sound without spending thousands on a turbo conversion."

Gotta be in with a chance of winning the thread IMO.

Read the product feedback, its classic.

Feedback1 said:

ive recently fitted this "fake" dumpvalve on my nissan sunny, and i pulled because my new girlfriend thinks i have a turbo, but i really dont know whether to tell her the truth. i would recommend it guys it works!

Feedback2 said:

I think it's well smart. I got one to fit onto my Corsa Merit and it just transformed the car! All the people I pass, think I've got a Calibra Turbo conversion or something now! I pulled up with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off! Mental kit - one that I cannot recommend highly enough if you want to sound cool...

Fek me!! I can't believe they put this on there site. It has to be some kind of "ironic joke", like GLC. Either that or they _really_ know their target audience well. If I hadn't seen this for sale at a couple of car shows I would have thought the whole product was a wind up.

Edited by mrmr96 on Saturday 12th April 14:41

[Bibs_LEF]

What's with people who hang CD's from their rear view mirror?

[curtisl]

I think i have a winner!!!

I present to you - faux stick on sunroof!!

http://jalopnik.com/cars/oh-yeahhh/a-faux-stick-on...

[mark.h]

Feedback2 said:

I pulled up with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off!

..he looked across, saw the car and laughed so hard the tears prevented him seeing where he was going hence the lift off!

worst one ive seen is an alloy spinner for your cars air vent!

[mark.h]

curtisl said:

I think i have a winner!!!

I present to you - faux stick on sunroof!!

...With the Decano Self Adhesive Sunroof the only risk you'll take is with the throngs of women that will doubtless be drawn to you as a result....

http://jalopnik.com/cars/oh-yeahhh/a-faux-stick-on...

awesome!

[dogbucket]

Bibs_LEF said:

What's with people who hang CD's from their rear view mirror?

In the misplaced belief it will stop a laser speed gun getting a reading I would assume

[looop]

Fake rear discs

[Westy Pre-Lit]

This is well coolio. I WANT ONE!!!!!!!

http://www.demon-tweeks.co.uk/products/ProductDeta...

[LivinLaVidaLotus]

I was going to mention the electronic dump valve - They do sell, quite well, one of our customers sells car tuning parts, as well as a few more "chavvy" items and apparently they are quite a good seller.

[Road Pest]

mark.h said:

worst one ive seen is an alloy spinner for your cars air vent!

I've seen "spinners" on the wheels of a beat up Micra before, it was shocking. The OH wouldn't let me video it for prosperity!

Most useless car accessory must be the rear view mirror in an Exige. The windscreen's small enough without putting something in the way for absolutely no good reason.

Edited by Road Pest on Saturday 12th April 20:24

[LivinLaVidaLotus]

and old Fiat Tipo had spinners on it around here for a while, really cheap sjiny plastic things.

[bournemouth boy]

mrmr96 said:

On Time said:

mrmr96 said:

Electronic Dump Valve CLICK

It's an under bonnet speaker which makes a Tsssshhhhhhhhh noise when you change gear in your Nova/Corsa/Saxo/Whatever.

"The SABER-EDV is the ONLY way to gain the DUMP VALVE sound without spending thousands on a turbo conversion."

Gotta be in with a chance of winning the thread IMO.

Read the product feedback, its classic.

Feedback1 said:

ive recently fitted this "fake" dumpvalve on my nissan sunny, and i pulled because my new girlfriend thinks i have a turbo, but i really dont know whether to tell her the truth. i would recommend it guys it works!

Feedback2 said:

I think it's well smart. I got one to fit onto my Corsa Merit and it just transformed the car! All the people I pass, think I've got a Calibra Turbo conversion or something now! I pulled up with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off! Mental kit - one that I cannot recommend highly enough if you want to sound cool...

Fek me!! I can't believe they put this on there site. It has to be some kind of "ironic joke", like GLC. Either that or they _really_ know their target audience well. If I hadn't seen this for sale at a couple of car shows I would have thought the whole product was a wind up.

Edited by mrmr96 on Saturday 12th April 14:41

Thats nothing http://www.vroombox.com/ its a speake that can make your corsa sound like a cobra