Job lot of cars for sale on ebay (38!)

[richardxjr]

deluded pikey said:

private plate K60STE advertised on nationalnumbers.co.uk £25,542.50 THE PRIVATE PLATE IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS SALE

[2fster]

[TW]Fox said:

Has anyone noticed all the cars in the list are pretty old? I spotted only one registered on a current style registration plate, the rest are all W plate and older..

He's not asking that much of them so that's no great surprise.

Anyway, less of the old - I won't be changing my V and W plate cars anytime soon myself.

[jonnylayze]

Matto20vt said:

I'm going to withhold judgement on that one for now... the decent enough spelling and punctuation makes it look far more legit than many typical listings

Edited by Matto20vt on Friday 8th August 15:46

'please dont ask if i will swap ten cars for your mountain bike because ebay dont allow it & i cant ride a mountain bike lmao'

yep - see what you mean!!!!!!!!

[y2blade]

SUBARU IMPREZA 2ltr AWD TURBO WRX UKmetallic blue gold alloys dump valve k&n TAXED & TESTED W995SJM taxed & tested
SUBARU IMPREZA 2ltr AWD TURBO UK metallic blue no tax or test cat C slight damage to o/s rear strut & a shunt in n/s rear panel below back light(have strut to repair) T515JJV
SUBARU IMPREZA 2ltr TURBO WRX IMPORT pearlecent white no tax or test big spoiler alloys exhaust dump valve 340bhp qwner got banned after spending a fortune on it M144TRM
SUBARU SVX 3.3ltr VERY RARE ONLY 220 IN THE UK EX JAPAN & UK SHOW CAR black no tax or test 18"STi alloys etc twin exit exhausts sounds awsome K176EJM
BMW 328i SOFT TOP samona blue metallic no tax or test 1997 P reg private plate G2EN B (belonged to GLEN BERRISFORD plate is advertised for £4292.50 with nationalnumbers.co.uk)this was my pride & joy & still is, ive has fitted,fitted angel eye lights front & lexus rear lights many new parts to be fitted (break discs & pads,oil,oil filter,6plugs,air filter)been garaged for 2years choice of 16",17"alloys & IVE ANOTHER SET OF 17"ALLOYS WITH NO TYRES (only one set of alloys included in this sale)
HONDA ACCORD ESTATE 2.2CTDI EXECUTIVE ice blue metallic full leather sat nav top spec taxed&tested BD04LFZ (currently has a private plate on that the owner is keeping)
RANGE ROVER 2.5DHSE metallic wine red taxed & tested (20"alloys not included i will give a choice of 18" hurrican alloys or 19" new shape range rover allows with the sale) full black leather top spec 1999 T600RJH private plate never had a quote for reg. has a scuff on o/side quarter off owner pulling onto his drive & catching concrete post quoted £80 to repair& paint
MERCEDES BENZ E300D black metallic 1996N 210 Model(frog eyed) 18"CHROME WHEELS (not with the car i will fit 17" alloys with tyres but are crap)my personal car but not used due to ill health,,,private plate K60STE advertised on nationalnumbers.co.uk £25,542.50 THE PRIVATE PLATE IS NOT INCLUDED IN THIS SALE & will have to go on a retention cert needs front pads which are included
BMW 520iSE silver metallic black leather 16"alloys no tax or test (also have a big set of 18" & 17"alloys no tyres not included in sale)W648PBU
IVECO FORD CARGO 7500kg ALLOY TIPPER back lights & a n/s mirror & battery & small glass from rear of cab have been stolen off it since parked up no tax or test or V5 white with heavy alloy tipper body R599XOV
IVECO BUS 22 SEATER ONLY 89K km's thats alot less in miles TURBO DEISEL white ex-council disabled bus , no tax or test was bought for a motor home conversion been garaged since & used as a storage (there is only about 14 seats ) does have ding dong bell etc auto door twin rear doors for disability axcess etc ideal moto cross race vanN446XHN
VOLKSWAGON GOLF GTi 1.8 20valve gleaming red tax just exspired tested 18"audi A8 polished alloys black windows exhaust etc loads of money spent with reciepts to prove S311RNF
VOLKSWAGON GOLF VR6 AUTO wine red metallic slight damage bonnet flipped up smashing windscreen & damaged bonnet (auto box has lost its drive some time there is drive & some times not , the owner did have a the box replaced so i am unsure why this has happened since its been stood)no tax or test M216EBD
FORD MAVERICK V6 XLT AUTO black leather metallic green alloys top spec tax & test just exspired (the exhaust is blowing & its gone into limp mode so doesnt over rev, i am told this just needs resetting also the front disc are slightly warpted) nice comfy jeep very powerfull but thirsty ive drove this myself & loved the colum change auto stick Y909FGR
ALFA ROMEO 156 2.5 V6 full leather top spec alloys etc magenta red metallic no tax or test T478VWS

ALFA ROMEO 156 2.5JTD Turbo diesel black 85k miles leather fitted alloys just been parked up needs some loving care X859XCN
ROVER 75 2LTR V6 ice blue metallic new engine recently fitted costing £2900+ no tax or test Y739JBB
ROVER 75 1.8 black cream cloth ,alloys no tax or test (clutch pedal needs bleeding) X935BAK
RENAULT MEGANE KARMAN CONVERTIBLE 2ltr 16valve yellow with blue leather & blue electric soft top alloys tax & test just exspired R880UBL
RENAULT LAGUNA 1.6 16valve genuine 31,000miles green metallic X572NTP
VAUXHALL VECTRA 2ltr 16valve silver metallic 17"alloys twin rear exhaust system lexus lights tax & test has just exspired T778SFA
VAUXHALL CALIBRA TURBO 4X4 6 SPEED metallic purple,black leather, big alloys spoilers etc ive owned this car over 8years N454 FUR has a dent to n/side door
VOLVO S70 T5 TURBO white ex-police slight damage to front W202PNL (Interesting reg)
MITSUBISHI SHOGUN LWB 3500cc V6 metallic grey over siler alloys full leather M797VRE
MITSUBISHI PAJERO 2.5TD LWB metallic green& gold full leather (has water problem) J781MTY
MITSUBISHI PAJERO 2.5TD LWB white & gold full leather J374XAJ
SUZUKI VITARA metallic brite green stolen recovered (bits stolen some parts supplied) no tax or test or keys, (V5to apply for) T925KNW
VAUXHALL FRONTERA 2ltr sport removable roof have put a big set of wheels on with big mud tryes & had fun off road in it ,,only twice ,but proper off roading ,,a proper good laugh but doesnt do the bad back any favours N81ADC
CITROEN XANTIA ESTATE Turbo deisel auto (problem with auto box since has been stood ,tax & test has exspired V72HBB
PRG TILT RECOVERY TRANSPORTER TRAILER with winch twin axle galvinised hitch lock & spare flat wheel doesnt need ramps as it tilts to load a car on with ease
YAMAHA YZF R6 in blue 1999 tax& test just exspired on the 31/08/08 wicked machine comes with YAMAHA R6 JACKET,helmet & size 11 boots.has a couple of scuffs onT110RPT
HONDA CBR600 f1supersprint in yellow many fancey bits 02 reg cat c no V5
LIFAN CUSTOM BUILT ONE OFF TRIKE FULLY ROAD LEGAL 70cc(registered as a 50cc)reg'd dec/2007 on 57reg ride on with CBT & L plates (must be seen) ONLY 078MILE long tax & it doesnt need tested until its 3years old, twin exhausts 10" chrome wheels to match chrome front wheel cost quite abit to build to this standard,, no need to wear a helmet as its a trike ,but i would advise wearing all safety gear when on bikes etc looks wicked
(THREE )HUMMER 250cc 4STROKE ADULT QUADS BRAND NEW BOXED reverse gear remote stop& start alarmed YELLOW for off road use
HUMMER 250cc 4STROKE ADULT MOTO X OFF ROAD DIRT BIKE BRAND NEW IN BOX YELLOW electric start & kick start, off road use only
RAM 100cc QUAD needs throttle cable

[R1 GTR]

norman156 said:

plasticpig said:

Some "Nice jewellery" for sale as well.

Bloody hell, they robbed Mr T

You got that line from the Only Fools repeat on UK Gold the other night didn't you

[norman156]

R1 GTR said:

norman156 said:

plasticpig said:

Some "Nice jewellery" for sale as well.

Bloody hell, they robbed Mr T

You got that line from the Only Fools repeat on UK Gold the other night didn't you

Hehe no actually, not watched only fools in years...

[greggy50]

I found one of his other lots just as comical bid over 425 quid on his speedboat and you get a vauxhall vectra for free I wonder how many of the vehicles he owns have been knicked lol.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CONCORDE-CALYPSO-SPEED-BOAT-...

[sosidge]

A terrifying insight into the world of charva tastes and aspirations... although I wouldn't mind the SVX.

[SystemParanoia]

greggy50 said:

I found one of his other lots just as comical bid over 425 quid on his speedboat and you get a vauxhall vectra for free I wonder how many of the vehicles he owns have been knicked lol.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CONCORDE-CALYPSO-SPEED-BOAT-...

"I AM IN ILL HEALTH (KIDNEY STONES & KIDNEY DISEASE) SO I HAVE NO INTEREST ANY MORE"

[jamesgrrr]

SystemParanoia said:

greggy50 said:

I found one of his other lots just as comical bid over 425 quid on his speedboat and you get a vauxhall vectra for free I wonder how many of the vehicles he owns have been knicked lol.


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CONCORDE-CALYPSO-SPEED-BOAT-...

"I AM IN ILL HEALTH (KIDNEY STONES & KIDNEY DISEASE) SO I HAVE NO INTEREST ANY MORE"

and...

"IF SOLD WOULD LIKE IT PAID FOR & REMOVED ASAP WITH 7DAYS AS NEED TO COMPLETE MY DRIVE WAY"

he is even tarmacing his own drive! those pikeys...

[eliot]

defo not pikeys....


there's no 'dags' in the auction

[Murdoc]

eliot said:

defo not pikeys....


there's no 'dags' in the auction

I'm sure the Vectra counts

[castrolcraig]

wonder if martin brundle is after a new car??

[Autonotiv]

I can tell you the Honda has had a learner in it.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALLOY-RECOVERY-BODY-WITH-FRE...

They must be shaged, of knackerd or nicked.

[tinman0]

Odd Ebay advert - Its a bit like a Gone in 60 Seconds Pikey haul really.

[stockver]

we sell these cars as a job lot, and get us some land.

[BigAl83]

norman156 said:

'Hi, yes viewing is welcome, please note vehicles arent in one location but i will gladly show any prospective buyer the joblot,, many thanks stephen h please send me your email addy so we can arrange a viewing'

Just want to quote this a second...... All the cars are not in one location but i will gladly show any prospective buyer the job lot.....What, so he's going to take you round and show you which cars he's going to steal when the final bid wins the lot. bit 'gone in 60 seconds ish isnt it

[norman156]

y2blade, was there any need for posting the entire listing on here? People can just see it through the link...

[Fishtigua]

norman156 said:

y2blade, was there any need for posting the entire listing on here? People can just see it through the link...

Well looking at the list of tat it saves going onto the bottomfeeders website.

[Chief Rocka]

norman156 said:

y2blade, was there any need for posting the entire listing on here? People can just see it through the link...

Holy Batman thread revival !!!!!

Yes there was a need to post the entire listing as I’ve just found my car mentioned in it.

So 12 years on from this post I’m perusing EBay (What else !,) and see a advert for a Subaru Impreza Turbo that’s been off the road 13 years due to lost keys.
The cars next to a Sierra that’s been off the road since Jesus was a lad and parked next to the Impreza is a dodgy colour big speedboat the kind don johnson chased in 1985.
I look at the guys other stuff and some of it is in this post from 2008 and thought nothing more about it.
Later that evening I see a Impreza turbo saloon with 15,000 miles less and even the same colour for £13,995 so couldn’t stop thinking this guys selling the cheapest lowest mileage UK Turbo saloon .
Tried finding it again and couldn’t then after a lot of searching I realised it was in the wrong section, I mean who sells a car in car accessories ? this guy does!!
So Mr Job Lot does exist., he’s quite a character as when I turned up with a rather tasty breakdown truck, 6 Emus and a couple of big things with horns that looked like bigger than normal 🐑 came over putting it on us but didn’t as Mr Job Lot started feeding them.
The guy is a scrap man and eccentric, his stuff is real and he told me he’s got a few yards dotted around so when he said he can show you the cars in different places he said the same to me and I was stood there .
I kept thinking after winning it on eBay what’s going on but it pays to chance it sometimes.
One last thing it’s funny reading peoples opinions from years ago about cars they think are crap but these days are seriously sought after.. funny how times change.