Lewis Hamilton

[anonymous-user]

24lemons said:

Hang on that’s a double bed! Imagine trying to get that one past the OH or worse still, you bring your new lady friend back to yours for the first time and she sees that!

I doubt anyone with that would be taking anyone home

[anonymous-user]

37chevy said:

Think we should all chip in and buy one for ELUSIVEJIM....really will make his Christmas

This would be less painful

[paua]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

37chevy said:

Think we should all chip in and buy one for ELUSIVEJIM....really will make his Christmas

This would be less painful

Bit hard on the knees & elbows, cum slap n tickle time, though.

[jm doc]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

37chevy said:

Think we should all chip in and buy one for ELUSIVEJIM....really will make his Christmas

This would be less painful

[sparta6]

InductionRoar said:

To be fair, sleeping next to Lewis' helmet is bad enough.

I didn't hear Bieber complaining.

By far the best Pillow Unit on the grid

[_Leg_]

paua said:

ELUSIVEJIM said:

37chevy said:

Think we should all chip in and buy one for ELUSIVEJIM....really will make his Christmas

This would be less painful

Bit hard on the knees & elbows, cum slap n tickle time, though.

Yeah, that would be the worst 12th of September ever. Still, only once a year. Ahh marriage, ace.

[37chevy]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

This would be less painful

Ok fair enough. Can we all club together and buy this for you instead? Might finally be able to get rid of you then! ;-p

[paua]

37chevy said:

ELUSIVEJIM said:

This would be less painful

Ok fair enough. Can we all club together and buy this for you instead? Might finally be able to get rid of you then! ;-p

Actually, I'd be 'appy to share the cost if you'd both get a room together, somewhere, anywhere...just not here.

[anonymous-user]

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-admits...

Hamilton on the struggle to stay in F1 or not.

[37chevy]

paua said:

Actually, I'd be 'appy to share the cost if you'd both get a room together, somewhere, anywhere...just not here.

Sorry, the only person allowed to nail me in bed is the boyfriend :-p

[anonymous-user]

37chevy said:

Sorry, the only person allowed to nail me in bed is the boyfriend :-p

Not to presume anything but I might have just realised that you are female.

Clearly my brain is as fast as Taki Inoue was in a F1 car

[HustleRussell]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

37chevy said:

Sorry, the only person allowed to nail me in bed is the boyfriend :-p

Not to presume anything but I might have just realised that you are female.

Clearly my brain is as fast as Taki Inoue was in a F1 car

Did you just assume 37Chevy's gender?

[carinaman]

24lemons said:

Sa Calobra said:

mattikake said:

NM62 said:

SystemParanoia said:

ELUSIVEJIM said:

Sa Calobra said:

Interesting, I don't see Max having double the points tally. Where is this 'handing arse' bit?

You didn't deny the important part.

Do you have a Lewis Hamilton duvet cover and pillow set?

Impressive !

That would just make batting one out in bed even more wrong.

That's a hideous duvet cover. Imagine having Bit of slap and tickle and you catch Lewis's eye

Hang on that’s a double bed! Imagine trying to get that one past the OH or worse still, you bring your new lady friend back to yours for the first time and she sees that!

I wonder if the occupants would burn lubrication for the sake of better combustion?

She'd soon get fed up with the quali lap map?

[Disastrous]

In fairness, that duvet set is absolutely brilliant, but only if you actually are Lewis Hamilton. It would be verging on genius to take a girl home and complete the job on your own face.

[37chevy]

HustleRussell said:

Did you just assume 37Chevy's gender?

MWAHAHAHA question is has he assumed correctly or not.

[majordad]

Disastrous said:

In fairness, that duvet set is absolutely brilliant, but only if you actually are Lewis Hamilton. It would be verging on genius to take a girl home and complete the job on your own face.

I believe there are shops where you can download photos ( say of yourself ) and have them turned into sheets and pillowcases, no need to be a Lewis to perform the job. Just be careful that you've not printed similiar of your ex girlfriends on your towels in the bathroom.

[anonymous-user]

37chevy said:

MWAHAHAHA question is has he assumed correctly or not.

No still confused.

But this makes me even more.

Lewis Hamilton looking like a pack of shortbread biscuits

Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 4th December 22:51

[37chevy]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

No still confused.

Edited by ELUSIVEJIM on Monday 4th December 22:51

Don’t worry, so was I for most of my teen years 🤣😘

[anonymous-user]

37chevy said:

Don’t worry, so was I for most of my teen years ????

[talksthetorque]

ELUSIVEJIM said:

No still confused.

But this makes me even more.

Lewis Hamilton looking like a pack of shortbread biscuits

Edited by ELUSIVEJIM on Monday 4th December 22:51

Jackie Stewart must be spitting feathers, first he takes his record, where he had to be happy on tv for the good of the sport, and now that!