Croft has to go

Croft has to go

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thegreenhell

15,420 posts

220 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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Adrian W said:
I can’t believe Croft just asked Brundle why the track is so difficult have talked about nothing else yesterday and today.
In fairness, it's probably for the benefit of all those just tuning in for the first time for qually. Not everyone watches every session. Lots of people will only tune in for the qually hour and the race, and not watch any of the other guff.

jjones

4,427 posts

194 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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Crofty isn't too bad when the cars are not on the track and he isn't shouting.

paulguitar

23,551 posts

114 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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jjones said:
Crofty isn't too bad when the cars are not on the track
That leaves us with a bit of an issue though.

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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Double waved yellow you idiot! Of course no one will improve after that point!

Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

68 months

Saturday 14th November 2020
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What did he say just, "Mercedes are going to be distraught" or suchlike.

Yeah of course, one title sewn up and the other a formality, have a poor showing at an absolute bogey of a track

Sandpit Steve

10,116 posts

75 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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CoolHands said:
I was watching this video of Aryton Senna opening lap https://youtu.be/jpX_7NomJ4k and noticed one of the comments: "Great! No music, no comments, no galvão bueno screaming! Just the engine roaring!"

I googled galvão bueno wondering what it was, turns out it is a Brazilian presenter much like Crofty, who shouts a lot! So we're not the only ones with a problem haha
Here in the Middle East we have a couple of antipodeans doing the commentary, and again it’s full of basic errors that have me shouting at the screen. The fact is, it’s a bloody difficult job to watch the race while constantly talking about it and trying to absorb information from multiple sources at the same time. The great MW was often full of crap too, even though we remember him with nostalgia.

Crofty has the additional issue that F1 themselves use the Sky commentary for their highlights packages for a global audience, so there will likely be a number of notes to him as to what’s expected for a more casual audience - and the shouty probably adds to the ‘show’ in their minds.


Adrian W

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13,893 posts

229 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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Can he get anything right, max spun

PorkInsider

5,889 posts

142 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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I'm now losing patience with all the Brundlisms in the Sky commentary, too.

"Get out of the throttle..."
"Dropped it..."
"Tank slapper..."
"Mighty..."
Etc., etc.

Can't be just me driven mad by it.

RichB

51,635 posts

285 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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PorkInsider said:
I'm now losing patience with all the Brundlisms in the Sky commentary, too.

"Get out of the throttle..."
"Dropped it..."
"Tank slapper..."
"Mighty..."
Etc., etc.

Can't be just me driven mad by it.
Probably... hehe

Wish

1,276 posts

250 months

Sunday 15th November 2020
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He made loads of mistakes today.
He’s always annoyed me.. but more so this season.

Fonzey

2,062 posts

128 months

Monday 16th November 2020
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Crofty has been wearing thin for a while now. No commentary duo will be perfect but Brundle/DC came bloody close.

Brundle also makes the odd mistake but you get the feeling with Brundle that it's because he was genuinely focussed on something else of importance, such as the sector times of a crucial in-lap etc. Croft makes mistakes because he's too busy on Twitter having "bantz with the lads".

I quite like Brundle-isms too, they made an inwards joke about it a few weeks ago - I think the wife of one of the other Sky crew members had made a comment about it so they were all playing Brundle-Bingo. I had a chuckle, it's just a comforting familiarity on a weekend.

I also like the way he says "Compound" for some reason.

Gary C

12,492 posts

180 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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PorkInsider said:
I'm now losing patience with all the Brundlisms in the Sky commentary, too.

"Get out of the throttle..."
"Dropped it..."
"Tank slapper..."
"Mighty..."
Etc., etc.

Can't be just me driven mad by it.
Yep, add 'what I call an arrive and drive corner'

Total bks.

Also, just watching the race (I was working 12hr days last three days)

Bloody hell Croft, it was Max, everyone else knew it was Max spinning, Open your eyes ! Oh and why have you suddenly become sponsored by Amazon web services ?

At least he wasn't shouting quite as much.

(I think he reads PH)

Edited by Gary C on Tuesday 17th November 09:24

Daston

6,075 posts

204 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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Gary C said:
Yep, add 'what I call an arrive and drive corner'

Total bks.

Also, just watching the race (I was working 12hr days last three days)

Bloody hell Croft, it was Max, everyone else knew it was Max spinning, Open your eyes ! Oh and why have you suddenly become sponsored by Amazon web services ?

At least he wasn't shouting quite as much.

(I think he reads PH)

Edited by Gary C on Tuesday 17th November 09:24
Yeah I thought the shouting was much more under control especially considering it could have been a race where it could be full on shout fest.

I honestly think Martin has a the patience of a saint, there was an incident where Hamilton nearly rear ended Vettle due to a lock up. Martin explained he needed to get out of it or hit Vettle. Croft then 10 seconds later says something along the lines "well Lewis had to back out otherwise he would have driven into the side of Vettle" as if he had just worked it out all for himself.



TheDeuce

21,746 posts

67 months

Tuesday 17th November 2020
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Daston said:
Gary C said:
Yep, add 'what I call an arrive and drive corner'

Total bks.

Also, just watching the race (I was working 12hr days last three days)

Bloody hell Croft, it was Max, everyone else knew it was Max spinning, Open your eyes ! Oh and why have you suddenly become sponsored by Amazon web services ?

At least he wasn't shouting quite as much.

(I think he reads PH)

Edited by Gary C on Tuesday 17th November 09:24
Yeah I thought the shouting was much more under control especially considering it could have been a race where it could be full on shout fest.

I honestly think Martin has a the patience of a saint, there was an incident where Hamilton nearly rear ended Vettle due to a lock up. Martin explained he needed to get out of it or hit Vettle. Croft then 10 seconds later says something along the lines "well Lewis had to back out otherwise he would have driven into the side of Vettle" as if he had just worked it out all for himself.
The shouting was more under control - because there was actual intensity in the race. When nothing is happening he shouts about it more than ever in order to give the illusion it's exciting. Quite an annoying trait rolleyes

768

13,708 posts

97 months

Wednesday 18th November 2020
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TheDeuce said:
The shouting was more under control - because there was actual intensity in the race. When nothing is happening he shouts about it more than ever in order to give the illusion it's exciting. Quite an annoying trait rolleyes
I think it's because his brain can't keep up, then it whirs into life when nothing's happening.

Please don't replace him with another Legard.

JmatthewB

912 posts

123 months

Wednesday 18th November 2020
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PorkInsider said:
I'm now losing patience with all the Brundlisms in the Sky commentary, too.

"Get out of the throttle..."
"Dropped it..."
"Tank slapper..."
"Mighty..."
Etc., etc.

Can't be just me driven mad by it.
"a day late and a dollar short"
"ambition over adhesion"
"Hug the apex like it is your favourite granny"


ch37

10,642 posts

222 months

Wednesday 18th November 2020
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I watched an amazing baseball clip the other day where a game ended in high-drama and a team won against the odds. The thing that really stuck out to me is that the moment the game was won and the players were going wild, the commentator just shut up. No hyperbole, nothing done to make a nice TV clip for the news, he just let the moment play out.

It was fab, we don't see nearly enough of that in F1.

Here it is, 2:30 onwards: https://youtu.be/a4qCFgzysF8p

Adrian W

Original Poster:

13,893 posts

229 months

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 19th November 2020
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Adrian W said:
That’s enough to make me cancel the sky subscription if the quality of C4 coverage is going to increase by that amount. Maybe Steve Jones could be moved on as well.

ch37

10,642 posts

222 months

Thursday 19th November 2020
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Adrian W said:
Oh wow. Well deserved, he's the best in the business, amazed Sky didn't snap him up. I'd be genuinely ok with going to highlights only just for this next season.