Stupid Things Petrolheads Say

Stupid Things Petrolheads Say

Author
Discussion

Chapppers

4,483 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
zakelwe said:
Chapppers said:
Even if he was talking about rolling roads, all the test are calibrated to the transmission losses, drag and mass of the vehicle by doing "coastdowns" (time taken in a given gear or neutral to slow down to rest) in the real world before hand. As the vehicles are developed, they're also updated with the latest coastdown data.

For instance, all the cars in the JLR range have the same basic engines now, and the heavier ones get higher CO2 figures. It's not magically adjusted afterwards, the heavier cars just have different coastdown data fed into the (EU certified) rolling roads.
What's this "in the real world beforehand" you talk about for calibrating for the test?

Surely a test should be in laboratory conditions, hence the description, what it does on the tin.

Andy
Laboratory conditions always need to be calibrated against the real world otherwise they're invalid so the same car or a similar one will be measured to get the correct losses, aero and weights settings. Govt. CO2 tests aren't done until quite late in the development process.

The calibration could be done a week or a month beforehand, not directly before the test by the way, as long as the same car is used the weight and aero won't have changed.

MrSpike

2,832 posts

185 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
Powerfully built

Chapppers

4,483 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
MrSpike said:
Powerfully built
Nah, that's a stupid thing for anyone to say.

5lab

1,659 posts

197 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
zakelwe said:
That doesn't sound very controlled to me, what track do they use? How do they negate different wind directions or temperatures? Is your track enclosed?

You also said

"And weight does have an effect. the more a car weighs, the more friction the tyre produces, the more fuel is used, and the higher the CO2 output"

Well the 1.6 Elise uses a Toyota engine and at 876kg it produces 149g/km CO2. The Toyota Avensis also uses a 1.6 Toyota engine and although weighing 1445kg only does 152g/km CO2.

My bet is that 2% increase is nothing to so with the 160% increase in weight and is due to some other factor only dependent on the engine.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_European_Driving_Cycle <- if you want to read how the test is performed - looks like either way works - however they do dial in weight, suggesting it has an impact

In your example, The 2% increase will be due to a whole load of things - while the elise is loads lighter, its probably running stickier rubber on wider wheels, an LSD, a lower ratio gearbox, mid-engined inefficiencies (pumping water to the front etc) and a less smooth shape all of which will suck economy from the car.


Edited by 5lab on Thursday 12th May 16:18

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

191 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
5lab said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_European_Driving_... <- if you want to read how the test is performed - looks like either way works - however they do dial in weight, suggesting it has an impact

In your example, The 2% increase will be due to a whole load of things - while the elise is loads lighter, its probably running stickier rubber on wider wheels, an LSD, a lower ratio gearbox, mid-engined inefficiencies (pumping water to the front etc) and a less smooth shape all of which will suck economy from the car.


Edited by 5lab on Thursday 12th May 16:18
It will almost certainly have a different ECU tune too.



busta

4,504 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
'better build quality' when what they actually mean is 'made of more expensive looking plastic'

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th May 2011
quotequote all
Mastodon2 said:
"RWD is superior" - not an absolute truth, not by a long shot.
Worth checking out EVO Mag's Letter of the Month. "FWD is wrong wheel drive, would rather have a 116d over a Clio Cup".

busta

4,504 posts

234 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
g3org3y said:
Mastodon2 said:
"RWD is superior" - not an absolute truth, not by a long shot.
Worth checking out EVO Mag's Letter of the Month. "FWD is wrong wheel drive, would rather have a 116d over a Clio Cup".
I saw that, Not sure why it got letter of the month though, it's a pretty commonly held opinion and the same paragraphs are written on PH many times each day.

But don't make the mistake of confusing 'things written in EVO' with 'facts'.

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
busta said:
g3org3y said:
Mastodon2 said:
"RWD is superior" - not an absolute truth, not by a long shot.
Worth checking out EVO Mag's Letter of the Month. "FWD is wrong wheel drive, would rather have a 116d over a Clio Cup".
I saw that, Not sure why it got letter of the month though, it's a pretty commonly held opinion and the same paragraphs are written on PH many times each day.

But don't make the mistake of confusing 'things written in EVO' with 'facts'.
Don't worry, I'm not taken in by the EVO-ganda. smile

My point was to highlight that one shouldn't be surprised that a certain petrolhead group subscribe to such a philosophy if the magazine held in such high regard proclaims it 'letter of the month'. More fuel to the Wrong-WD fire as it were.

MGZRod

8,087 posts

177 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
"you could buy a 7 year old 50k no warranty Porsche for the same price as that" rolleyes

JohnnyRims

900 posts

160 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
busta said:
'better build quality' when what they actually mean is 'made of more expensive looking plastic'
This also.

Kong

1,503 posts

172 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
Describing a car as having 'no soul'. Almost always said by people who own a slower/more unreliable car than the one in question.

EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
busta said:
g3org3y said:
Mastodon2 said:
"RWD is superior" - not an absolute truth, not by a long shot.
Worth checking out EVO Mag's Letter of the Month. "FWD is wrong wheel drive, would rather have a 116d over a Clio Cup".
I saw that, Not sure why it got letter of the month though, it's a pretty commonly held opinion and the same paragraphs are written on PH many times each day.

But don't make the mistake of confusing 'things written in EVO' with 'facts'.
That needs to be added to the list. Its no better than quoting Clarkson imo.

T.K

461 posts

179 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
c.95% of the posts on here.

XitUp

7,690 posts

205 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
EDLT said:
That needs to be added to the list. Its no better than quoting Clarkson imo.
It's much better than Clarkson quoting.

They're not 100% accurate obviously, and a lot of it is just opinion. But they are not 90% bullst like pube head is.

That letter of the month got on my tits too.

The Wookie

13,964 posts

229 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
zakelwe said:
My bet is that 2% increase is nothing to so with the 160% increase in weight and is due to some other factor only dependent on the engine.
Gearing, aerodynamics and rolling resistance.

The cars are either tested on a test track to produce a coastdown curve in two directions to negate wind resistance, or they use measured data like aerodynamic drag from a wind tunnel and tyre rolling resistance from a rig.

The test is done by putting the car on a rolling road with a roller size chosen based on the cars weight (which is in increments of 100-200kg IIRC) and the coastdown force applied to the rollers as a resistance to reproduce the real world drag.

The car is then 'driven' over a simple speed profile that includes several accelerations and decelerations, some fixed speed periods and some stationary periods.

Boba Fret

438 posts

157 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
classic......

MitchT said:
Alfa Romeo. Looks and V6 noise would have me reaching for my wallet, in spite of poor reliability... except the engine is connected to the wrong pair of wheels.

J4CKO

41,639 posts

201 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
"Weekend Toy" to me, sounds like your Sunday best Dildo, and all this stuff about "Lapping the ring" is a bit specilist for me.

blueg33

35,993 posts

225 months

Friday 13th May 2011
quotequote all
GroundEffect said:
leptons...is that a PH thing? It makes no sense as it's not even a fking unit!
That's the point! would you like a whoosh parrot?