What hearse?

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ajsphead

170 posts

156 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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And if it's zero emissions, he clearly doesn't piss, st, fart, burp or talk either.

ceriw

1,117 posts

206 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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there's a company out there that will take your dearly beloveds' ashes and put them in a firework for you.
why not go out with a bang?

Ari

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19,349 posts

216 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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You still have to get to the crem though...

vixen1700

23,022 posts

271 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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Probably the best hearse ever. smile

Davie

4,752 posts

216 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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mat13 said:
After seeing the cost of my grandads funeral, which was a simple cremation with no church service and only two cars. I have left specific instructions that im to be taken to the service in my landrover then buried somewhere on our land. Balls to all these money grabbing funeral directors.
Fantastic and agreed. I arranged my late Uncle's funeral recently and respectfully declined the offer of a limo and hearse to lead a procession as we wished that he be at the crem already and we all had our own cars thanks very much. Though the final straw for the rather sour faced director was when my mother pointed out she wanted a cardboard coffin for when her time comes, to which I followed by pointing out she wasn't that tall and would indeed fit in the back of a Volvo V70...

"See you next time" was the final nail in the coffin (so to speak) for the bemused director as we left

Laugh or cry, you decide...


Balmoral Green

40,943 posts

249 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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vixen1700 said:
Probably the best hearse ever. smile
And great for picking up old ladies in.

North West Tom

11,529 posts

178 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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crmcatee

5,696 posts

228 months

Wednesday 20th July 2011
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I've seen these in the flesh and they are quite nice





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Ari

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19,349 posts

216 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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vixen1700 said:


Probably the best hearse ever. smile
That's the win! cool

carlove

7,573 posts

168 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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James__H

132 posts

183 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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vixen1700 said:


Probably the best hearse ever. smile
Aha! Harold and Maude's ride biggrin

redtwin

7,518 posts

183 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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North West Tom said:
Anyone know who is (was) the guest of honour?.

mikeyr

3,118 posts

194 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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If you were very skinny maybe one of those BMW's with the ski hatch in the back seat...

Jw Vw

4,832 posts

164 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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Ari said:
vixen1700 said:


Probably the best hearse ever. smile
That's the win! cool
+1

Uber cool biggrin

TTwiggy

11,548 posts

205 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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My office is round the corner from the production company that Jane Goldman (wife of Jonathan Ross) works at/owns, so I often see her Jaguar XK8 hearse parked up there. Now that, is cool.

louiebaby

10,651 posts

192 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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James__H said:
vixen1700 said:


Probably the best hearse ever. smile
Aha! Harold and Maude's ride biggrin
Never mind the old joke about a gal being buried in a Y shaped coffin, I'd have to be folded in 3, so in an N shaped coffin to fit in that.

OdramaSwimLaden

1,971 posts

170 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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OdramaSwimLaden said:
Rhyan Dunns hearse?













Too soon?

freakynessless

473 posts

183 months

Thursday 21st July 2011
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Liquid Knight said:
Rhyan Dunns hearse?











Too soon?
Nah, its been what? at least 5 or 6 weeks? have a....

rofl

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Friday 22nd July 2011
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If I'm being paraded about I demand my last act to be a glorious lack of sophistication sufficient to embarrass every other 'normal' adult there, and make every kid want to break out their Hot Wheels mid-ceremony hehe