Note left about parking then keyed...

[OdramaSwimLaden]

Spit roast the blokes wife with a mate........oh; wrong thread.

[PIGINAWIG]

thinfourth2 said:

Buy road legal shed with blown clutch or something else with a LONG mot

Tax and insure it

Leave it where you normally park

This is the best advice. Can be done for a few hundred quid all in. And it's 100% legal. Job jobbed.

[AndyBrew]

OdramaSwimLaden said:

Spit roast the blokes wife with a mate........oh; wrong thread.

Wrong website I think pmsl!

[Leptons]

OdramaSwimLaden said:

Spit roast the blokes wife with a mate........oh; wrong thread.

Hire a skip, Write HA HA on the side facing the houses. VBRJ, smash there back doors in with a can of redbull e.t.c.

[dazco]

Thankyou4calling said:

It's illegal to park on any public highway unless in a designated parking area. Parking on a road with no yellow lines is normally breaking the law if you want to get picky.

Come again?

[dirkgently]

Thankyou4calling said:

It's illegal to park on any public highway unless in a designated parking area. Parking on a road with no yellow lines is normally breaking the law if you want to get picky.

Are you on drugs?

[Jasandjules]

hornetrider said:

Knock on every door.

This.

Ask each person if they keyed the car parked outside.

[thinfourth2]

Jasandjules said:

hornetrider said:

Knock on every door.

This.

Ask each person if they keyed the car parked outside.

No ask about have they been annoyed by the OPs car being parked there

When you find the ranty old bloke you have your suspect

[TomJS]

Knock on the doors and ask other residents if their car has been scratched as you think the local vandals are causing trouble in the area, and that you want to work together with the police to ensure the culprits are caught.

I'd be very surprised if any further keying occurs.....

[mackie1]

I suspect a woman actually. She knows it's my car so that tactic won't work.

[andy43]

PIGINAWIG said:

thinfourth2 said:

Buy road legal shed with blown clutch or something else with a LONG mot

Tax and insure it

Leave it where you normally park

This is the best advice. Can be done for a few hundred quid all in. And it's 100% legal. Job jobbed.

You can get a pack of 72 x 7N (heavy!) concrete blocks for about £80 COD - cheaper and far more entertaining getting that delivered and left at the kerbside. You'll need an untraceable mobile, £80 cash and a day off work to sit and wait for the delivery. You can then get creative with the spraypaint...
Or gravel might be more fun.....

[theboss]

PIGINAWIG said:

This is the best advice. Can be done for a few hundred quid all in. And it's 100% legal. Job jobbed.

you could even do three or four of them, if feeling flush

[mackie1]

Maybe a knackered old stretched Lincoln or something?

ETA:

Found this: http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3085915.htm

How delightfully offensive!

[obob]

Find a thread on here about some tt who keeps on parking outside their house with numerous recommendations of keying the offending car or getting your handy mates round to kick the offenders head in and you'll find the culprit.

[Roger Dodger]

mackie1 said:

Maybe a knackered old stretched Lincoln or something?

ETA:

Found this: http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3085915.htm

How delightfully offensive!

How many miles!!!!

ad for st car said:

Number of miles on meter: 276557miles.

[CO2000]

Jasandjules said:

hornetrider said:

Knock on every door.

This.

Ask each person if they keyed the car parked outside.

This & speak in a low tone while staring at them, you'll probably tell who is lying.

[Petrolhead95]

VR6 Turbo said:

this with an uncleaved machete, a big fk off shiny one. should get the point across.

on a more serious note I am sorry to hear that, I know how much you must be pissed about it.

Naa, some blood and flesh on the machete is more intimidating!

[CO2000]

mackie1 said:

Maybe a knackered old stretched Lincoln or something?

ETA:

Found this: http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3085915.htm

How delightfully offensive!

or a old knackerd hearse !

[750turbo]

dirkgently said:

Thankyou4calling said:

It's illegal to park on any public highway unless in a designated parking area. Parking on a road with no yellow lines is normally breaking the law if you want to get picky.

Are you on drugs?

I actually think this may be true, but obviously unenforced...

I am sure someone will be along shortly to advise us plebs though

[GC8]

What's more chickensh*t than f*cking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f*ck with another man's vehicle.