Blood boiling scooter cretins
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These little f
ks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.
Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
ks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
V100 said:
These little fks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.
Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
Report them to the police as nuisance riding, then if they return later, inform the police again, and keep doing it. Sooner or later one of the two parties will get pissed off, either they retards, who will move on, or plod, who will just plain nick themks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
Which brings me back to my long lamented bike - a 1450 Harley Fat Boy with full Screaming Eagle straight through side exit pipes so the blast of hot air etc. would kick out directly to the right. Whenever a scooter used to pull up at lights and rev hard whilst looking across at me (I guess to start a traffic light grand prix), a healthy blip of the throttle could actually push them sideways (and always had them slinking away with their tail between their legs).
/and breathe
/and breathe
Vytalis said:
Which brings me back to my long lamented bike - a 1450 Harley Fat Boy with full Screaming Eagle straight through side exit pipes so the blast of hot air etc. would kick out directly to the right. Whenever a scooter used to pull up at lights and rev hard whilst looking across at me (I guess to start a traffic light grand prix), a healthy blip of the throttle could actually push them sideways (and always had them slinking away with their tail between their legs).
/and breathe
Still, must have been gutting to get beaten off the lights, eh?/and breathe
Sorry.
nellyleelephant said:
Vytalis said:
Which brings me back to my long lamented bike - a 1450 Harley Fat Boy with full Screaming Eagle straight through side exit pipes so the blast of hot air etc. would kick out directly to the right. Whenever a scooter used to pull up at lights and rev hard whilst looking across at me (I guess to start a traffic light grand prix), a healthy blip of the throttle could actually push them sideways (and always had them slinking away with their tail between their legs).
/and breathe
Still, must have been gutting to get beaten off the lights, eh?/and breathe
Sorry.
Have just moved back into parental home, and a couple of kids round here do this. It puts so much rage into my mum that I just end up giggling.
They're SCOOTERS. They make a stupid comedy noise, but the kids riding them are probably having fun on their own little P&J's. Who cares as long as they aren't crashing into you or anyone else?
They're SCOOTERS. They make a stupid comedy noise, but the kids riding them are probably having fun on their own little P&J's. Who cares as long as they aren't crashing into you or anyone else?
Graebob said:
Have just moved back into parental home, and a couple of kids round here do this. It puts so much rage into my mum that I just end up giggling.
They're SCOOTERS. They make a stupid comedy noise, but the kid driving them are probably having fun. Who cares as long as they aren't crashing into you or anyone else?
Are you a 16 year old with a noisy hair dryer?They're SCOOTERS. They make a stupid comedy noise, but the kid driving them are probably having fun. Who cares as long as they aren't crashing into you or anyone else?
funkyrobot said:
Are you a 16 year old with a noisy hair dryer?
No I'm 27, and I drive an MX5 and an old duffer spec Rover 
I just can't see the point in having a heart attack over something so relatively inoffensive.There's also a certain amount of hypocrisy in getting upset about something like this, but also moaning about NIMBY's wanting to close national racing circuits for essentially the same reason. I'd rather keep Brands Hatch/Croft/etc and allow some "yoofs" to have a laugh on their scooters, thanks.
Vytalis said:
Which brings me back to my long lamented bike - a 1450 Harley Fat Boy with full Screaming Eagle straight through side exit pipes so the blast of hot air etc. would kick out directly to the right. Whenever a scooter used to pull up at lights and rev hard whilst looking across at me (I guess to start a traffic light grand prix), a healthy blip of the throttle could actually push them sideways (and always had them slinking away with their tail between their legs).
/and breathe
/and breathe
Chinny reckon. I can't believe you've just admitted being baited by a scooter.;) Vytalis said:
and why do the stupid fkers pretend to change gear by grinding the throttle on and off as they go up the road - we know it is a fking automatic you stupid s!
Ha, I have always wondered why they do that. kers pretend to change gear by grinding the throttle on and off as they go up the road - we know it is a fking automatic you stupid s!I also like the OTT leaning when swerving around corners, like they're fantasizing about riding a real bike.
Reminds me of when I was really young. There was a craze on my streets to put bits of cardboard in the spokes of our BMX's with a clothes beg so it sounded like a 'motorbike' haha. Although, it just sounded like a very long raspy fart.
Fire99 said:
I'm sure if I think back long enough we used to have 50's at 16. OK ours were DT, TS, ER, AR's and the like but I don't doubt we used to boil people's wee-wee just as much back in the day.
This (I've never owned one, but the point is exactly what I was trying to get across).I admitted to owning, riding and enjoying a Harley too - you think ego is something important to me?
You're probably right though, I think it was artistic license - when the scooter rider shifts sideways to kid of square ip to you I reckon they're not that stable. The blast of noise probably triggered the startle reflex rather than actually exerting pressure. Was an ill tempered bd of a bike though (miss it 
)
You're probably right though, I think it was artistic license - when the scooter rider shifts sideways to kid of square ip to you I reckon they're not that stable. The blast of noise probably triggered the startle reflex rather than actually exerting pressure. Was an ill tempered b
d of a bike though (miss it )V100 said:
These little fks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.
Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
fks have nothing better to do than ride around on their noisy, amplified hair-dryers. At the minute, they've parked up and are revving them for some strange reason that only another cretin can understand. Oh wait, they're racing now. fking die, please. Please brake too hard at the bottom of the hill, and go head over heels to land on your scummy little toothless face. These little scrotes have been at it all fking day and I cannot bear this much longer. Tried putting some music on, still hear the scooters.Suggestions of what to do? Apart from setting a cheesewire trap across the road?
kin annoying isn't it....Should ban the things..
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