The school run car show

The school run car show

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ghost83

5,478 posts

190 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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I earn a good wage but can’t afford private school for 2 kids, if we had the one I could,

Even at normal public schools I see Range rovers X5 big volvos a new jag I pace and tesla model s I walk to school tbh I prefer it

037

1,317 posts

147 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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Used to see this everyday doing the school run.
Looks ace

JuniorD

8,628 posts

223 months

Wednesday 26th February 2020
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My dad used to take me and my four brothers to school in his Toyota pick up. The other school children called us “the Taliban” we didn’t care as most of them lived in mud huts and didn’t even own a goat. But we had Jap wheels and a three room shack.


nobrakes

2,976 posts

198 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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benjj said:
I went to prep school in Cheshire and then to one of the better public schools. Back in the early 80's it was a treat with some of the super cool metal doing the rounds at that time.

My daughter now goes to a private prep school in Yorkshire (Ilkley) and it is a bit boring. Range Rovers, Volvo XC90s. The only interesting piece is a spanking black Mazzer Quattroporte.

Mind you I'm more interested in the MILF snatch when I'm there. Delicious.
‘Mind you I'm more interested in the MILF snatch when I'm there. Delicious’

Excellent observation.

nobrakes

2,976 posts

198 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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“. All apart from the Porsche were driven by petite but wonderfully turned out yummy mummies”

Soovy said:
You should be at them like a dog eating hot chips mate.
^this

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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I was at private school in the 1990’s and it was mostly ‘old money’ and traditional profession types.

Landowners and farmers dropping kids off in old Range Rovers and Volvo estates.

Doctors/Surgeons/Vets in SAAB’s.

People with large portfolios of inherited property in ageing Mercedes.

I was at school with people whose parents literally owned castles and yet were driving clapped out Land Rovers.

Contrast that with many private schools now.

A friend who drops off her child at the local private school was telling me recently:

A mother was stood loudly telling the other mothers around her she had just had a huge row with her husband, and he threw all her clothes out onto the front lawn and burned them, and “all she could see left was the metal G’s from her Gucci boots”.

They all shrieked with laughter whilst stood around their leased Range Rovers, dripping in Dior, Prada, Tiffany, Louis Vuitton etc

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Lord Marylebone said:
I was at private school in the 1990’s and it was mostly ‘old money’ and traditional profession types.

Landowners and farmers dropping kids off in old Range Rovers and Volvo estates.

Doctors/Surgeons/Vets in SAAB’s.

People with large portfolios of inherited property in ageing Mercedes.

I was at school with people whose parents literally owned castles and yet were driving clapped out Land Rovers.

Contrast that with many private schools now.

A friend who drops off her child at the local private school was telling me recently:

A mother was stood loudly telling the other mothers around her she had just had a huge row with her husband, and he threw all her clothes out onto the front lawn and burned them, and “all she could see left was the metal G’s from her Gucci boots”.

They all shrieked with laughter whilst stood around their leased Range Rovers, dripping in Dior, Prada, Tiffany, Louis Vuitton etc
Apocryphal cobblers.

Our kids’ school has a good share of petrol headed parents - highlights include several very nice Defenders, a 911RS replica, a De Lorean, Aventador SVJ. One chap has an AMG Project One en route which should turn heads ......




Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 27th February 08:06

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Brooking10 said:
Apocryphal cobblers.
Which bit are you struggling with? I may be able to provide more information.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Lord Marylebone said:
Brooking10 said:
Apocryphal cobblers.
Which bit are you struggling with? I may be able to provide more information.
I;m not struggling with any of it, its an amusing set of tropes melded into a single episode for effect.

I am doubtful that the person who recounted it to you did so in such terms, right down to the oh so PH vernacular of the leased Range Rover smile

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Brooking10 said:
Lord Marylebone said:
Brooking10 said:
Apocryphal cobblers.
Which bit are you struggling with? I may be able to provide more information.
I;m not struggling with any of it, its an amusing set of tropes melded into a single episode for effect.

I am doubtful that the person who recounted it to you did so in such terms, right down to the oh so PH vernacular of the leased Range Rover smile
You are quite right, she didn’t recount it in such exact words, but she described the scene and the people involved quite well, and I did find it very funny at the time.

This may or may not be accurate, but I have had it explained to me that the demographic of many private school’s customers have changed considerably over the last 30 years.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Lord Marylebone said:
You are quite right, she didn’t recount it in such exact words, but she described the scene and the people involved quite well, and I did find it very funny at the time.

This may or may not be accurate, but I have had it explained to me that the demographic of many private school’s customers have changed considerably over the last 30 years.
The continued democratisation of wealth, a phenomenon our legacy gentry such as your good self sadly have to contend with smile



anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Brooking10 said:
Lord Marylebone said:
You are quite right, she didn’t recount it in such exact words, but she described the scene and the people involved quite well, and I did find it very funny at the time.

This may or may not be accurate, but I have had it explained to me that the demographic of many private school’s customers have changed considerably over the last 30 years.
The continued democratisation of wealth, a phenomenon our legacy gentry such as your good self sadly have to contend with smile
I still struggle with the concept of ordinary people owning property!

rofl

bluezedd

1,008 posts

82 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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this post reminds me of the 2 occasions where someone wanted to land a helicopter on the football pitch to take their child to the school dance at a local primary school. Once was in 2001, and another time in 2010 that was in the news.

Even when I was a kid at the school, I knew they were an absolute bellend to want to do this. Vulgarity to the max.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10329253

swisstoni

17,020 posts

279 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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There are lots of nice ordinary people who send their kids to private school.
But there are also the appalling stereotypes who help create the reputation.

GoodCompany

306 posts

63 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Brooking10 said:
Lord Marylebone said:
I was at private school in the 1990’s and it was mostly ‘old money’ and traditional profession types.

Landowners and farmers dropping kids off in old Range Rovers and Volvo estates.

Doctors/Surgeons/Vets in SAAB’s.

People with large portfolios of inherited property in ageing Mercedes.

I was at school with people whose parents literally owned castles and yet were driving clapped out Land Rovers.

Contrast that with many private schools now.

A friend who drops off her child at the local private school was telling me recently:

A mother was stood loudly telling the other mothers around her she had just had a huge row with her husband, and he threw all her clothes out onto the front lawn and burned them, and “all she could see left was the metal G’s from her Gucci boots”.

They all shrieked with laughter whilst stood around their leased Range Rovers, dripping in Dior, Prada, Tiffany, Louis Vuitton etc
Apocryphal cobblers.
All day long. yes In PH land Saab would be the most successful car maker on Earth, and Volvo would be standing proudly alone instead of a wing of Geely as they'd be supported by all these cash purchases.

Doesn't explain how said 'old money' who are in clapped out sheds can afford the financial layout of private education when there assets are tied up in crumbling property. Just another exercise in bizarre fantasy and jealousy towards people with anything 'new', and the failure to comprehend that even old money can be excited by a few new cars for their fleet. Spend a bit less time daydreaming up silly tropes, do some work and you'll be able to afford something new too! silly

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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GoodCompany said:
All day long. yes In PH land Saab would be the most successful car maker on Earth, and Volvo would be standing proudly alone instead of a wing of Geely as they'd be supported by all these cash purchases.

Doesn't explain how said 'old money' who are in clapped out sheds can afford the financial layout of private education when there assets are tied up in crumbling property. Just another exercise in bizarre fantasy and jealousy towards people with anything 'new', and the failure to comprehend that even old money can be excited by a few new cars for their fleet. Spend a bit less time daydreaming up silly tropes, do some work and you'll be able to afford something new too! silly
You will bear in mind I was talking about 30 years ago, and then noted that things change.

It’s not about being able to afford, it’s about what they valued.

Private education was hugely valued, yet cars and other day to day possessions were not.

I’ve met numerous ‘Old school’ wealthy types with inexpensive cars, holes in their jumpers, and threadbare carpets.

No one is jealous of anyone, just different outlooks on what possessions they value.

I’m not entertaining your nonsense about ‘do some work’ as you wouldn’t know the meaning of it.

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 27th February 10:02

GoodCompany

306 posts

63 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Lord Marylebone said:
I’ve met numerous ‘Old school’ wealthy types with inexpensive cars, holes in their jumpers, and threadbare carpets.
laugh They're called tramps old boy, you've clearly been fooled.

ntiz

2,341 posts

136 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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Quite a few of the old money types in my area can’t afford the fees but there kids get bursaries because you can trace there family back to the school 300 years ago.

I know a family I went to school with live in one corner of there hall with there name on it because they can’t afford to heat the rest of it. Unfortunately some of the old money lot haven’t moved with the times by investing there wealth so now it’s gone.

Some drive sheds because despite the name and large house don’t actually have that much money. They cover it up with posh accent and ya ya!!

GoodCompany

306 posts

63 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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ntiz said:
Quite a few of the old money types in my area can’t afford the fees but there kids get bursaries because you can trace there family back to the school 300 years ago.

I know a family I went to school with live in one corner of there hall with there name on it because they can’t afford to heat the rest of it. Unfortunately some of the old money lot haven’t moved with the times by investing there wealth so now it’s gone.

Some drive sheds because despite the name and large house don’t actually have that much money. They cover it up with posh accent and ya ya!!
Exactly, the driving of all these Volvos and Saabs/ Old Range Rovers/ whatever else lives in Marylebone's head is necessitated by lack of funds, not an in built sense of class and sophistication.

Also be careful throwing around the 'bursary' term, any references to finances will segue into more fantastical stories of PCP financed Audis and people on benefits.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 27th February 2020
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ntiz said:
Quite a few of the old money types in my area can’t afford the fees but there kids get bursaries because you can trace there family back to the school 300 years ago.

I know a family I went to school with live in one corner of there hall with there name on it because they can’t afford to heat the rest of it. Unfortunately some of the old money lot haven’t moved with the times by investing there wealth so now it’s gone.

Some drive sheds because despite the name and large house don’t actually have that much money. They cover it up with posh accent and ya ya!!
That is certainly very true for some.

The old joke about selling the family silver to fix the leaking roof is not without merit.