RE: SOTW: Ford Probe

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insideimsmiling

102 posts

176 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I'd recommend the anal Defender over the Rover!

martin84

5,366 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Transit

insideimsmiling

102 posts

176 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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If you like your orientals the anal Cedric may fit the bill, or perhaps the anal Sylvia

johnpeat

5,326 posts

265 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Wasn't THAT bad looking in it's day - they problems really more relate to the utterly ste interior materials and a back seat which is cramped for toddlers!?...

Mate of mine is selling a quite tidy 'end of production' Calibra (pale blue with cream leather) for less money than this if anyone fancies a slight change of crap coupe smile

martin84

5,366 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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If we're still on the 'put Anal before a Ford car' then i only have two words.

Anal Explorer

AV12

5,305 posts

208 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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SOTW back on form at last.

That is actually very good value for someone.

billzeebub

3,864 posts

199 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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No thanks!..

mikEsprit

828 posts

186 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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thewheelman said:
twazzock said:
5lab said:
the probe is the car that wins the 'anal' game.

The anal game is very simple. Drive along, and when you pass a car, call its name out. Except, before its name, add the word 'anal', and after the word, snigger like a little girl. For example

anal probe (win)
anal focus
anal polo
anal golf
anal ampera
Anal fiesta sounds like a laugh.
Works very well with some of the Dodge line up. Challenger, Charger....Ram.

Another Ford......Fusion, now that's just wrong!
anal explorer
anal expedition
anal escape

anal caravan

and my personal favorite so far as I struggle to learn this game
anal avenger

Egg Chaser

4,951 posts

167 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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5lab said:
the probe is the car that wins the 'anal' game.

The anal game is very simple. Drive along, and when you pass a car, call its name out. Except, before its name, add the word 'anal', and after the word, snigger like a little girl. For example

anal probe (win)
anal focus
anal polo
anal golf
anal ampera
Anal Avenger?
Anal Princess?

This thread has gone very off topic! hehe

martin84

5,366 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I cant believe nobody has said Anal Escort yet.

mxspyder

1,071 posts

165 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Subaru work well on this...

Anal Outback
Anal Forrester
Anal Legacy



muppet42

331 posts

205 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I actually quite liked the look of these back in the day but then I heard the name and it instantly became laughable. Still don't get why they didn't just call it the Capri over here. Yes it was brought over from the US where it'd become established but still, beggars belief in my opinion. People still bought them of course despite the iffy title.

Thing is though, for under a grand you could get this... http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2935533.htm , which I'm still not completely convinced by in the styling department from certain views, but may well be a sounder bet than getting Probe'd laugh

vit4

3,507 posts

170 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Only Ford that hasn't been mentioned...
Anal Ranger

And straying from Ford we have the:

Anal Carisma
Anal Cavalier
Anal Panda...
Anal Starfire
Anal Sprinter? scratchchin

I like this game smile
Also, I like this SOTW! Soft spot for Probes.

martin84

5,366 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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vit4 said:
Soft spot for Probes.
I bet you have.

kotafey

242 posts

181 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal mp4-12c

Amidoinitrite?

thewheelman

2,194 posts

173 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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martin84 said:
vit4 said:
Soft spot for Probes.
I bet you have.
rofl

spud989

2,748 posts

180 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Chimera.

Brigand

2,544 posts

169 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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If the V6 is considered asthmatic, then try the 2.0 version!

I bought one for a few hundred quid years ago, I liked the look of them, (but hate the back end) and the seats were very comfy. It had a cracking sound system too, mine had the factory fitted amp.

Trouble was, it was a fat old car, and the 2.0 four-pot really struggled to get it going.

I also had the Probes stable mate for a while, the Mazda MX-6. Just as marmite looking, just as comfy, and just as much of a cruiser, until I killed mine by dropping a washer from the rocker cover into the block.

spud989

2,748 posts

180 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Vanquish


rofl

spud989

2,748 posts

180 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Starlet
Anal Wrangler



And I'm spent.