RE: SOTW: Ford Probe

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KM666

1,757 posts

184 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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tomoleeds said:

fORGOT TO ADD 3 SERIES E46
I can see the rust from here, still at least its a better price than the rusty 330d's I've been to view. Im guessing your front grill was badly corroded? (another bodywork issue i've seen alot of)

Anal Quashqai (sounds like money changed hands for that one)
Anal Carrera
Anal Corsa
Anal Testarossa
Anal Maestro
Anal marauder

Edited by KM666 on Friday 28th October 22:37

muppet42

331 posts

206 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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If all the anal jokes were taken away, this would be the shortest SOTW thread for quite a while I reckon laugh

...I'm sure Anal Golf has been mentioned but the US version also works...Anal Rabbit - I'm sure I saw one in an Ann Summers store once laugh

KM666

1,757 posts

184 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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You'll be wanting a bit of this to go with your anal Probe...

Flying Toaster

270 posts

154 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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The AMC range...

Anal Gremlin
Anal Pacer
And...

Anal Javelin.

downthepub

1,373 posts

207 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Jesus wept, that's enough of the "funny" and "original" jokes.

Mr Dave

3,233 posts

196 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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I liked the Probe we used to have, commfy, lots of features, lots of glass, really really great gearchange.

I would drive one as a runaround.

Bogracer

438 posts

208 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Yep, I can just hear the John Hurt narrated TV ad "the Ford Probe . . ." who ever buys this motoring monstrosity should get a Scorpio of the era. Bucket to vomit in please.

See how it scares the animals?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18DTiNITX0g

monkey11477

128 posts

203 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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anal cruiser
anal fairlady
anal punto
anal mustang
anal prelude

sneijder

5,221 posts

235 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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chim said:
Anal really that funny anymore
Yes.

Anal Kitten
Anal Reliant
Anal Bristol
Anal Jumbuck

HenryRoyce

419 posts

160 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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I've just given my anal Superb a polish...

carlove

7,576 posts

168 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Saw an Anal Barbarian today.

J4CKO

41,676 posts

201 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Its like when my 3 boys were under ten in here biggrin

How about this for a joke, they used to love saying ones like this, will make you all laugh, "Haha, Poo, Bum Willy, Fart, Nipples"......


chim

7,259 posts

178 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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J4CKO said:
Its like when my 3 boys were under ten in here biggrin

How about this for a joke, they used to love saying ones like this, will make you all laugh, "Haha, Poo, Bum Willy, Fart, Nipples"......
Sorry, way to far, no need for such foul language

Now please...Get out and stop corrupting the little ones minds

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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chim said:
J4CKO said:
Its like when my 3 boys were under ten in here biggrin

How about this for a joke, they used to love saying ones like this, will make you all laugh, "Haha, Poo, Bum Willy, Fart, Nipples"......
Sorry, way to far, no need for such foul language

Now please...Get out and stop corrupting the little ones minds
More to the point. Please stop corrupting one's little mind.

dabofoppo

684 posts

172 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Fiancee was reading over my shoulder and said: Anal minor.

TheOrangePeril

778 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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How is this an 'ugly' car!? And 168bhp sounds pretty bang on for the era. I might not out-corner a celica or a prelude but it was hardly behind its contemporaries in looks or power. Nice shed!

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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dabofoppo said:
Fiancee was reading over my shoulder and said: Anal minor.
There was a Major too.

Anal Popular



Strawman

6,463 posts

208 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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TheOrangePeril said:
How is this an 'ugly' car!? And 168bhp sounds pretty bang on for the era. I might not out-corner a celica or a prelude but it was hardly behind its contemporaries in looks or power. Nice shed!
It was a disappointment when it was launched and sales reflected this, billed as a successor to the Capri it was neither RWD or used in motorsport like it's predecessor. Pop-up lights though.

moanthebairns

17,954 posts

199 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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It was my dream car when I was a lad and Ive always wanted to have one.

For some reason I just love the look of the thing.

As I wont change my wee baby st till it dies (much rather buy new bikes every year or so plus its in mint condition and well looked after) I look forward to the day when I can find one of these for a years cheap motoring. tongue out

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Strawman said:
TheOrangePeril said:
How is this an 'ugly' car!? And 168bhp sounds pretty bang on for the era. I might not out-corner a celica or a prelude but it was hardly behind its contemporaries in looks or power. Nice shed!
It was a disappointment when it was launched and sales reflected this, billed as a successor to the Capri it was neither RWD or used in motorsport like it's predecessor. Pop-up lights though.
Enough about cars. There's serious toilet humour to be had here, what sort of website do you think this is?