RE: SOTW: Ford Probe

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Raramuri

91 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Liquid Knight said:
Highly under-rated in my opinion.
Have to agree with you.

My Dad ran one of these from new in '97 for 12 years and 110k (maybe one of the last off the line). Even new his was a relative bargain with a massive reduction due to the Cougar being on the way. I think it's reputation is harsh as it wasn't a bad steer and had enough power for what it was. It also had relatively bullet proof reliability, in the 12 years it went back to the dealer once under warranty for an immobiliser issue and later in life it became fond of a fuel filter. I loved the look of it new but it did date quickly, and those pop-up headlights are superb - I loved driving it at night, bit of an event as pop-ups are so rare!

Despite being in great nick, the temptation of the scrappage scheme saw to its demise (i'm sure many others suffered the same fate). But by trade in, he certainly had his money's worth for this type of coupe.

I've got very fond memories of borrowing it and hooning around at night in it with my mates shoe-horned into the back! smile

Edited by Raramuri on Friday 28th October 09:05

CDP

7,465 posts

255 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Bongo Friendee

SD1992

7,266 posts

159 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I really like that!

I assume it is not the same 2.5 V6 hat I have in my ST24?

_Deano

7,406 posts

254 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal X3 or Anal XXX
Can we include bike names too? You can then have the Anal Hero and the Anal Ninja

Raramuri

91 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Meoricin said:
Am I the only person that reads 'we've only done 2k miles in it since 2004' as either 'it's st and broke immediately' or 'it's clocked'?
I did consider this a little suspicious too. If it didn't fit your needs you wouldn't hang on to it for 7 years watching it depreciate.

anything fast

983 posts

165 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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if only they had made it RWD with at least 200 BHP, then it would be a more than a shiny butt plug!

Alfa numeric

3,027 posts

180 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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thewheelman said:
Anal Fusion
I'm sure I've seen that film...

Anal Voyager?


It's a lot of car for £600 but it's not moved in seven years. When my Alfa was unused for seven months it fell to bits, how will this fare?

minimatt1967

17,110 posts

207 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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SD1992 said:
I really like that!

I assume it is not the same 2.5 V6 hat I have in my ST24?
No, it's a Mazda engine.

anything fast

983 posts

165 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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minimatt1967 said:
SD1992 said:
I really like that!

I assume it is not the same 2.5 V6 hat I have in my ST24?
No, it's a Mazda engine.
Its in fact a mazda MX6 in a different body! The funny thing is the Mazda does not have a stupid name, but that too has been banished to the annals of history... both cars that were at the rear end of the coupe craze

see what i did there.. ha ha

ninos

65 posts

206 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Can't believe no one has thought of this yet. ANAL JAG

Nice SOTW, pretty good condition too. Fit a set of RX8 alloys on which are a straight fit and suddenly it starts to look a bit more appealing.

P11SCL

2 posts

153 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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How about, the

Anal Jazz!
or
Anal Insignia
Or
Anal IQ

gforceg

3,524 posts

180 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Has anyone said anal saxo yet?



The only time I've seen a Ford Probe recently it was being driven by a woman who looked like she'd curse you if you didn't buy her lucky heather.

ehonda

1,483 posts

206 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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I remember when these came out hoping that they'd be a true spiritual successor to the Capri. What a let down. I still quite like them though, and if it wasn't for the fact that it had been sat so long then this one would look like a real bargain.

Anal Ambassador
Anal Princess
Anal Minx

Strawman

6,463 posts

208 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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johnpeat

5,328 posts

266 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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In amongst the puerile drivel, has anyone consider what 7 years of SORN would do to a car? smile

Vantagefan

643 posts

171 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Much credit to the people that keep trying to steer this topic back to the SOTW.

Anal Firebird

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal vanqish
Anal evora


Howabout motorbikes?

Anal Fireblade
Anal ninja
Anal Vmax
Anal monster
Anal vrod

leon9191

752 posts

194 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Anal Ace

Anal Panda

Anal Dart

and

Anal Bravo clap

cookie1600

2,128 posts

162 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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Fun Bus said:
ETA: I wish it had the leather option.
For this kind of money, you will have to make do with a plastic probe to sit on (I mean in)

esvcg

851 posts

186 months

Friday 28th October 2011
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ok so we're all in agreement the name is pants, but the actual car is a bit 'marmite' i suppose.

My dad used to own one for when they were new, and I was at school. some of my mates loved it and thought it was really cool. Some thought is was 'american' and instantly didn't like it.

I did drive it when i was about 19/20 and thought it very front heavy, and very squishy for a coupe. also the front drops away from the drivers sight so it's very hard to judge where the nose is.

However my dad got rid of it because it blew two ECU's in 6 months, and the AA man said this is very common for these cars. Also at the time he was unaware how much mazda and little ford this motor is - it's pretty much all maxda.

Oh, and there is a design fault with the handbrake mechanism sticking if used alot (e.g. heavy traffic). This is a design fault, and my dad had to manually go under the car and release the mechanism once home when this happened.