Why do idiots throw cigarettes out car windows?

Why do idiots throw cigarettes out car windows?

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woody2846

1,368 posts

151 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
And you win the "Idiot who doesn't get irony" of the day award.
getmecoat

Liquid Tuna

1,400 posts

157 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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just flick it at the floor. FFS it isn't that hard surely? I used to smoke like a trooper in my car but I'd wind the window down and FLICK IT AT THE FLOOR! Unless you're on a petrol station forecourt or freshly laid tarmac that's still setting, I can't see what the problem is?

kambites

67,587 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Liquid Tuna said:
just flick it at the floor. FFS it isn't that hard surely? I used to smoke like a trooper in my car but I'd wind the window down and FLICK IT AT THE FLOOR! Unless you're on a petrol station forecourt or freshly laid tarmac that's still setting, I can't see what the problem is?
You don't see littering as a problem? I assume you'd be quite happy if people started chucking crisp packets over your garden fence then?

It's nothing to do with being pro- or anti-smoking, it's just that littering is a horrible thing to do.

Tidybeard

539 posts

190 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Shush.
Oooh, just as you breathed out on the second "sh" I got a strong waft of, I think, Marlboro Light. Are you one of those "Marlboro Lights because they're not as bad for you" smokers? If so, may I poke you with this low-fat Polonium 210 tipped umbrella?

No doubt you tell yourself that no-one can tell you're a smoker but....we can. Because you smell.

Meoricin

2,880 posts

170 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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I don't think this applies to all smokers, but why on earth do some of them seem to assume that being against littering means you're some sort of anti-smoking crusader out to ban things?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Tidybeard said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Shush.
Oooh, just as you breathed out on the second "sh" I got a strong waft of, I think, Marlboro Light. Are you one of those "Marlboro Lights because they're not as bad for you" smokers? If so, may I poke you with this low-fat Polonium 210 tipped umbrella?

No doubt you tell yourself that no-one can tell you're a smoker but....we can. Because you smell.
I'm a Amber Leaf and liquorice Rizla man, actually.

And everyone can tell I'm a smoker, because I smoke.

Get back in your box.

Dr Boxcat

705 posts

170 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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DWS said:
because he probably didn't realise you were there! Sorry, don't know much about TVR's but if it was a convertable or hard top you were driving did it cause any damage?, Set light to your fibreglass? give you lung cancer? set light to a child, or God

Aside from it being a litter hazzard & unsociable, Get over it.
This happened to a family friend.
A lit cigarette was thrown from a car and lodged itself somewhere under the bonnet, car (Corsa) preceded to catch fire while driving along. Total write off. Worse part was the car was the persons first and they'd just bought it after getting a job. She was 19, had to stand by the side of the road crying her eyes out while her pride and joy went up in smoke.

As there was no identifiable person to blame, (ar5ehole) Insurance company wouldn't payout.

Tidybeard

539 posts

190 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
I'm a Amber Leaf and liquorice Rizla man, actually.

And everyone can tell I'm a smoker, because I smell.

Get back in your box.
Ah, a posher than other smokers smoker. Colour me impressed.

Do you have a dog, too?

Fat Fairy

503 posts

187 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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When driving my recently purchased Mk9 Jag home, it broke down on the A1(water in the petrol). While waiting for help, I sat on the side of the road cos it was a sunny day. Along came a BMW 316. I wonder if he's going to offer to help? I thought. No, he leaped out of the car, opened the rear door and threw his jacket on the floor and stamped on it. Odd! I thought. Apparently not for someone who has chucked a fag end out of the window, only to find a few minutes later, it went back in his rear window and set fire to his jacket and the back seat of his car.

His wife said it served him right as he'd done something similar at her parents house, and set fire to their Leylandii hedge.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Tidybeard said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
I'm a Amber Leaf and liquorice Rizla man, actually.

And everyone can tell I'm a smoker, because I smell.

Get back in your box.
Ah, a posher than other smokers smoker. Colour me impressed.

Do you have a dog, too?
No, I don't have a dog. Why is that relevant?

Tidybeard

539 posts

190 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
No, I don't have a dog. Why is that relevant?
Just asking.

Baryonyx

17,998 posts

160 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Why do people even smoke whilst driving? The feckless, nicotine addled addicts.

siko

1,991 posts

243 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Just sheer laziness, nothing more. My favourite is the cretin who pulls up next to me in a layby, winds down his window and tips out an overflowing ashtray onto the verge then shoots off! All within about 3 feet of a bin....I suppose at least he wasn't flicking them at bikers!

VX Foxy

3,962 posts

244 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Baryonyx said:
Why do people even smoke whilst driving? The feckless, nicotine addled addicts.
Do you find it difficult to breath while driving? There's not much more to it...

kambites

67,587 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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VX Foxy said:
Baryonyx said:
Why do people even smoke whilst driving? The feckless, nicotine addled addicts.
Do you find it difficult to breath while driving? There's not much more to it...
Well that's clearly not true, because it seems that at least the disposing of the buts in a socially acceptable fashion is beyond the wit of many smokers.

VX Foxy

3,962 posts

244 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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kambites said:
Well that's clearly not true, because it seems that at least the disposing of the buts in a socially acceptable fashion is beyond the wit of many smokers.
Struggling with the logic flow there...

Anyway, I agree. All those fag ends at the side of the motorway are really offensive.

otolith

56,198 posts

205 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
I'm a Amber Leaf and liquorice Rizla man, actually.
You mean you drop little bundles of shredded leaves, wrapped in a twist of thin, biodegradable paper? You monster.

kambites

67,587 posts

222 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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VX Foxy said:
Anyway, I agree. All those fag ends at the side of the motorway are really offensive.
Yes they are. Fecking horrible.

lazyitus

19,926 posts

267 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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Baryonyx said:
Why do people even smoke whilst driving? The feckless, nicotine addled addicts.
Calms the nerves when you're cruising at 160mph. It does however cause an issue when smoke gets in your eyes whilst you're trying to have a piss in a bottle at the same time.

masermartin

1,629 posts

178 months

Saturday 29th October 2011
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My old man's boss had someone flick a cigarette out the window of the car in front of him on a dual carriageway once, while he was driving my old man's company car. It came straight in the open window, over his shoulder, down his back and burned a bloody great hole in both his shirt and the driver's seat by the time he'd negotiated 2 lanes of traffic, shed 80mph and got the door open to get out.

Any smokers who think this is acceptable ... well, I'm staggered. Laziness, arrogance ... Modern Britain in a nutshell I guess.