Put me off buying an Escalade...

Put me off buying an Escalade...

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steeveeboy

663 posts

174 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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braddo said:
A P38 Rangie with a couple of dags in the back parked in a caravan site has a better image than Escalades in the UK.
I dont believe that was a p38, if youre talking about the bit from the film snarch then it was definately a classic, anyway, my brother likes all of that 50 cent stuff and when i asked my sisters boyfriend(hes 14) what he thought about them he said "blud that whips what me and shawty ride in when im makin paper" i nearly hit him, but anyways its your money op why not? Before the price of petrol becomes such that even a luke warm hatch is mental!

Deva Link

26,934 posts

246 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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off_again said:
Had a 2011 model as an upgraded hire car in the US recently. Hateful, nasty, cheap interior, poor performance, bouncy ride and terrible handling - and that is me being nice!

To be honest, they are cheap, fully loaded and seem to last well. But there is a reason why they are on hire car fleets these days! But I have said it many times before, American cars work in America. They were designed to fit a need there. So if you are in the US then great, why not. Anywhere else? Forget it.
I got one last year in Florida and thought it was awesome! Just as you say though, perfect in its natural environment of wide freeway cruising and enormous parking spaces.

It wasn't bad on fuel either. Averaged 18MPG (US) which is 22.5MPG in UK gallons. The engine drops into V4 mode as soon as its cruising.

ArsE92

21,020 posts

188 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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They can handle Death Valley in 115 degrees too.



/anyexcuse

bazking69

8,620 posts

191 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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You'll look like Rio Ferdintard/Tim Westwood/Fiddy Pence. Good enough reasons to put anyone off one IMO...

Camaro91

2,675 posts

167 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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They're thirsty, vulgar, too big, engine way bigger than it needs to be, they upset people in more mundane vehicles, and ps off greenies ...

... all perfect reasons to own one!

mattmoxon

5,026 posts

219 months

Tuesday 29th November 2011
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Camaro91 said:
They're thirsty, vulgar, too big, engine way bigger than it needs to be, they upset people in more mundane vehicles, and ps off greenies ...

... all perfect reasons to own one!
yes

900T-R

20,404 posts

258 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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mattmoxon said:
It might ride badly on ridiculous wheels but what car doesn't, handling hmmm it's a 5800lb SUV, to expect it to handle like anything other than the barge that it is is silly smile
Maybe the 5800 lbs with a CoG of the Twin Towers pre-9/11 is the problem.

I can forgive a car riding badly if it handles well.
I can forgive a car that handles badly if it rides well.

Why on earth would you want a vehicle that handles and rides badly?

I can forgive a car being slow when it's good on fuel.
I can forgive a car being bad on fuel if it's genuinely fast.

Why on earth would you want a car that's not fast and still drinks like a fish?

I can forgive a car being big if it's roomy inside.
I can forgive a car being cramped if it's small and agile.

Why on earth would you want a car that is huge, yet gives mediocre accommodation at best?


What again is the attraction of a vehicle that is objectively bad in every way, save for 'because I can' (which is fair enough)?

Edited by 900T-R on Wednesday 30th November 06:40

XitUp

7,690 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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Because it pisses off 'the greenies', thus proving what a petrol gargling macho man you are. Obviously.

Camaro91

2,675 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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Obviously!smile

80sboy

452 posts

158 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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They fit in on US roads because everything around the car is scaled up accordingly, i.e. wide roads, enormous parking spaces, supersize hamburgers, etc.

They stick out like a sore thumb in the UK and for the wrong reasons in my opinion. I see a guy most days driving around in a Hummer H2 (even worse) on 22" wheels and I can't help thinking "knob"... where's that thread?

Your money is better spent on something smaller, better built, more economical and classier than this.

mattmoxon

5,026 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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I dunno perhaps it is just me but as soon as someone mentions that car x is classier than car y I would always go for car y given the choice (unless car y was something I detested). It is probably why I can't stand a lot of the premium brand cars because of the supposed 'classy' image attached to them.

Camaro91

2,675 posts

167 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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Maybe you should consider a Ram? Much more practical but still massive and V8 powered.

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

174 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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I wonder how long it took to design that CD player bit of the centre console? Probably less time than it takes the injection moulding machine to poop one out.

F1GTRUeno

6,362 posts

219 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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The interior is just a couple of brown wheelie bins.

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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F1GTRUeno said:
The interior is just a couple of brown wheelie bins.
Hi Jeremy, when's the next season due out?

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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JoPo1 said:
Put me off buying an Escalade...
Don't buy an Escalade. They're shoite.

jbi

12,678 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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Can't compare quality wise to a range rover...

but they are half the price... and nearly as comfortable

J4CKO

41,646 posts

201 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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SWoll said:
J4CKO said:
If you don't care what others think and like it, go for it. I think perhaps we worry too much what others think, we aren't here that long so don't waste time trying to impress or please anyone other than yourself as you cant please all the people all of the time, you may think you look the nuts in an Integrale, E30 M3 or some other PH icon but a lot of the public will just see an old car.

It is your car if you buy one, it may not be to my taste but who cares about my opinion, plus if nobody bought stuff like this, the rest of the PH arbiters of all that is tasteful wouldn't have something to object to and thus their own exquisite choices would be less noticeable.

Sure its nice enough to be in, a bit too big relative to our infrastructure but you would manage, if you dont like it you can always sell it !

Have you considered the Mazda MX5 as a possible alternative biggrin

Edited by J4CKO on Tuesday 29th November 12:42
ut no matter what others think image wise it's still a bad car with no redeeming features that just doesn't work at all in the UK. You're doing the Integrale, E30 M3 a diservice by using them as a comparison, non car lovers may not appreciate them but since when does that matter?
Probably but it is all about the individual, I am sure I could enjoy the Escalcade, for about half an hour but it would grow old very quick and remind you every time how massive and daft it is but if the OP can sustain the enjoyment despite any issues then thats all good, he may hate a 90s fast saloon as its small, old and doesnt have any cup holders, it is all about what he enjoys.

No redeeming features is a bit harsh, plenty of space, powerful, comfy and er, cant think of much else except perhaps rarity, I wouldn't even give one a second though as its bigger and dafter than the biggest and daftest euro posh off roaders but not as good and I dont want a Euro one either but acknowledge they are very good.

jbi

12,678 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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here is the current interior... a bit better than the early one shown previously in this thread





XitUp

7,690 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th November 2011
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fk me! A toaster in the arm rest! I want one.