Unexpected "wins"

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7mike

3,013 posts

194 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Many years ago I overtook a McLaren F1 and Thrust SSC (OK it was on the back of a wagon)on the same journey. That, of course made me a living driving god and my Vauxhall Cavelier Mk2 1.6GL a fire breathing monster of a motor.

Never been one for racing on the public highway personally, If faced with an idiot I generally creep forward a bit, rev the engine and move off at a nice sedate pace when the lights change ; much more fun.

I can only think of one exception and now there's one silly little boy who knows that a Caterham will have reached the posted speed limit before the front wheels of his fwd hatch have stopped spinning wink

Hope you enjoyed your half term break, better get to bed early tonight, school tomorrow byebye

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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When I was a teenager I used to do the traffic light grand prix. On my push bike.
Managed to beat an e type once too smile

RB Will

9,666 posts

241 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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OP you do realise that those 3 secs would be about 15 sec per lap around Castle Combe a relatively short racetrack. This is not even a race. (figures obtained using very basic man maths and assuming 1/3 of track length would be cornering/braking)

EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Liquid Knight said:
My MGB GT used to upset quite a few people. The didn't expect it to have a S13 200SX engine and gear box. wink
A lot of the upset people were probably members of the MG owners club. tongue out

carreauchompeur

17,855 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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I had a car load of innits "beat" my M3 in a rental Polo. I've sold it now due to the shame.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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EDLT said:
Liquid Knight said:
My MGB GT used to upset quite a few people. The didn't expect it to have a S13 200SX engine and gear box. wink
A lot of the upset people were probably members of the MG owners club. tongue out
At the time that's one of the reason why I built it. Now you can buy a Heritage shell kit car based roughly on an MG B for £50,000 with a J-Tuner engine.

Hoyle-esque rear end with the original S14 diff. wink

Somnophore

1,364 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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No this guys talking sense, it's really surprising how little difference there is between performance cars and euroboxes. I was out jogging the other day and this Zonda driver was trying really hard but just couldn't keep up with me, I wasn't even trying that hard, and I'm only £70/day, not sure I'd be as fast carrying a passenger though tongue out hehe.

STW2010

5,741 posts

163 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Mrcarfan832 said:
A while ago I had a traffic light Grand Prix on my own with but an 07-plate BMW M5 happened to be there. I was in a '91 Peugeot 205 1.4 XS.

Considering there was a much more than £30k difference between the value of our cars, I was pleasantly suprised for some reasonto find that he got to the next set of lights, about 300 metres away, just 3 seconds before me. The look on his face in his side mirror was a picture , as he tried to work how how such a heap of st was still on the road. Was his marginal significant 3 seconds over 300 metres extra performance really worth £30k more?

So it got me thinking, has anyone else suprised much more supposedly tried to keep up with 'powerful' machinery around town , despite the other driver not even knowing they were in a race?
Fixed it for you. You utter retard

Dave Hedgehog

14,584 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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STW2010 said:
Mrcarfan832 said:
A while ago I had a traffic light Grand Prix on my own with but an 07-plate BMW M5 happened to be there. I was in a '91 Peugeot 205 1.4 XS.

Considering there was a much more than £30k difference between the value of our cars, I was pleasantly suprised for some reasonto find that he got to the next set of lights, about 300 metres away, just 3 seconds before me. The look on his face in his side mirror was a picture , as he tried to work how how such a heap of st was still on the road. Was his marginal significant 3 seconds over 300 metres extra performance really worth £30k more?

So it got me thinking, has anyone else suprised much more supposedly tried to keep up with 'powerful' machinery around town , despite the other driver not even knowing they were in a race?
Fixed it for you. You utter retard
bandit

Rawwr

22,722 posts

235 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Three seconds? THREE SECONDS?! Over three-hundred metres?! Christ, I could finish three seconds behind an M5 over 300 metres if I was on foot¹.






































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Urban Sports

11,321 posts

204 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Mrcarfan832 said:
A while ago I had a traffic light Grand Prix with an 07-plate BMW M5. I was in a '91 Peugeot 205 1.4 XS.

Considering there was a £30k difference between the value of our cars, I was pleasantly suprised to find that he got to the next set of lights, about 300 metres away, just 3 seconds before me. The look on his face in his side mirror was a picture. Was his marginal extra performance really worth £30k more?

So it got me thinking, has anyone else suprised much more supposedly 'powerful' machinery around town?
What did you win in this competition? The worst car accolade?

tdog7

236 posts

152 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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This thread is awesome!

Tango13

8,469 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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7mike said:
My Vauxhall Cavelier Mk2 1.6GL a fire breathing monster of a motor.
Have you still got the Cavelier and is it for sale? I only have an e39 M5 and I have a recurring fear of meeting small French hatchbacks at the lights frown

sherbert90

1,908 posts

153 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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I think the OP should take a look at this:



7mike

3,013 posts

194 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Tango13 said:
Have you still got the Cavelier and is it for sale? I only have an e39 M5 and I have a recurring fear of meeting small French hatchbacks at the lights frown
Sorry It had to go long ago, it was a real licence looser hehe

barker22

1,037 posts

168 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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I hope OP there wasn't a traffic light camera there when you set of 4 seconds before the green. The 30k difference in price may not be so much when its taken out of your insurance premiums.

MitchT

15,925 posts

210 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Three seconds is an awfully large gap to build-up in just 300 metres, but anyway OP, keep convincing yourself that you have the better deal in life than someone who drives an M5, if you like. I'm sure he's not contemplating slashing his wrists any time soon.

J4CKO

41,680 posts

201 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Sometimes when I ride down the side of the runway at Manchester airport on my Specialized Allez "Elite", I am continually amazed how I get the drop on a 300 million pound airliner, for those first few feet I am in front, imagine how surprised that Emirates pilot is when his porky barge is kept up with, to nearly 20 mph by an overweight, middle aged, cyclist, how gutted he must be, I just need to work on the take off bit.

Ok, the point is that sometimes much faster cars don't seem to be that much faster, three seconds is an age at that speed even though it doesn't seem that long, its not like the XS is a milk float either, 0-60 in what nine and a bit, versus the M5 which was probably not being battered to within an inch of its life, perhaps a quick squirt and took six seconds, big difference between a full bore start with 400 (probably not on the full fat setting) versus 90 bhp, one involves a chirp fromt he front tyres and the other a massive pair of black lines.

I had a "race" with a Diablo in my MK2 Golf GTI, was a girl driving, just messing with me, epic fun, seeing it pull away and her slow down for me to keep up, I can report that a Diable probably doesnt handle roundabouts quite as well as a well set up MK2 on decent suspension, being 14 foot wide and a bit of a handful, hence why I nearly piled into the back of it.

As long as you both enjoyed it and it wasn't stupidly dangerous, its just a bit of fun.

Patrick Bateman

12,202 posts

175 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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I'm presuming this was a wind-up from the off, yes?

Jasandjules

69,972 posts

230 months

Sunday 19th February 2012
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Mrcarfan832 said:
A while ago I had a traffic light Grand Prix with an 07-plate BMW M5. I was in a '91 Peugeot 205 1.4 XS.
Just so you know, only one of you was in the race.......

My most "unexpected" encounter was when I was in the Chimaera and an XR3i Cabrio pulled up alongside. As the lights went amber, he looked at me. As the lights went green, he was still sat there looking at me, and when I pulled away nice and slowly he just watched. So I guess he was interested in the noise etc...rather than wanting a race.