RE: Geneva 2012: Bentley EXP 9 F

RE: Geneva 2012: Bentley EXP 9 F

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A Scotsman

1,000 posts

200 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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I think we should tell the Germans we'll take Bentley back if they don't promise to scrap this design.

davepoth

29,395 posts

200 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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So that's where the leftover dashboards from the Rover 75 ended up then...





soldallmyfuncars

16 posts

157 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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oh dear

David87

6,667 posts

213 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Blimey. That is really, really bad. Looks like a Chinese knockoff rather than the real thing. What were they thinking?

alexpa

644 posts

173 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Vomit personified

s365

25 posts

146 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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What makes this worse is that the worst thing about it isn't even that colour

fathomfive

9,934 posts

191 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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davepoth said:
So that's where the leftover dashboards from the Rover 75 ended up then...




The interior would be fabulous if they'd left out the monitor thingy on the centre console.

maxxy5

771 posts

165 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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I find this hilarious, particularly the 'british understatement' line. At least they're not taking themselves too seriously

Arenki

252 posts

170 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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there are no words. Is this some form of joke? vomit

LuS1fer

41,154 posts

246 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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What IS that thing on the centre console? Is it a foldaway Zimmer frame? Looks utter sh*te.

Tifoso27

5 posts

146 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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If a Range Rover and a Continental GT got pissed and had a one night stand, this abomination would be the bd lovechild of that union.

I know all of the companies are doing anything for the Chinese/Middle Eastern money, but whoring themselves and their histories feels so very, very wrong.

From Blower to this.........

  • EDIT* with apologies to Kazino who's post I just read. Great minds and all that.....
Edited by Tifoso27 on Tuesday 6th March 23:39

g3org3y

20,654 posts

192 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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This looks propa sik imo. All you haterz are just jeluz since you carnt afford it. Carry on driving ur boring Mondeos/Rovers and leave da wikid motorz to da gangstas. Braaaaapp!



















johnpeat

5,328 posts

266 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Is it's rear suspension broken or is the front-end jacked-up or are there dead hookers in the boot??

rm89

348 posts

178 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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I don't mind the idea of a Bentley SUV. In fact, with the right execution, it could be a truly fabulous way to travel. The interior of the concept has this right (BTW, the screen above the climate controls folds away into the dash when not in use, according to other articles floating around).

The rear view isn't great, but with tweaking could be made passable. The front is fine, aside from the silly vents in the bumper with the DRL's running around them. The profile is HORRIFIC.

It is entirely proportionally wrong towards the rear end. As the poster above me pointed out, it looks like it's running far too high at the front compared to the rear as a result. The rear 'haunch' a la Conti GT is horrendous, as is the Austin Maxi DLO, and if you are going to have those styling details, don't then introduce a sloping roofline! Between those 3 details, that is what is causing the horrible discord between front and rear in profile. It's just lunacy. And that spoiler is tragic.

Of course, given that this is Herr Durheimer's pet project, this will probably go into production unchanged. Shame.

dvs_dave

8,667 posts

226 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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What they have created is dog awful. Very much an SUV for the sake of an SUV, and is a woeful pastiche of all sorts so appears very lazily executed. Poor show Bentley.

They should have expanded on the Shooting Brake concept they had which is actually pretty cool and something that would have differentiated it from the crowd.

A 4 door, pumped up ala Audi Allroad version of this? Yes please!



tuffer

8,850 posts

268 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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The more pictures I see of this the worse it gets, that side profile is truly hideous (not that any other profile is much better).

Chris71

21,536 posts

243 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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dvs_dave said:
You know how some tragic individuals already stick Bentley badges on their Chrysler 300Cs? They'd love an estate version. biggrin

I have to say I think the reaction to the EXP 9 F is a bit exaggerated. Modern premium 4x4s are, by definition, a bit vulgar. It's not as if a Range Rover Sport is a paragon of good taste when it comes to exterior styling. And the current Bentley saloons have more than their fair share of followers among Premiership footballers and Russian Oligarchs too.

FestivAli

1,092 posts

239 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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It is indeed the ugliest car I have seen since the Mulsanne.

tbc

3,017 posts

176 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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bentley's designers have been squinting while drafting the latest offerings

hideous

FourWheelDrift

88,616 posts

285 months

Wednesday 7th March 2012
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tbc said:
bentley's designers have been squinting while drafting the latest offerings

hideous
An angry VW designer after reading this thread.