RE: Geneva 2012: Bentley EXP 9 F

RE: Geneva 2012: Bentley EXP 9 F

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blearyeyedboy

6,322 posts

180 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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WillBrumBrum said:
I suppose if you drive the car, this is all you will see. It's the same old story of the Kings New Clothes, if this is what you're looking at from the inside then don't worry about the outside and what your slaves have to look at.
Though I must admit they got the interior right, it'll end up just like the story. Everyone will point and laugh.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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OMG thats nasty! The side on looks ok but the rest is horid!

pimpin gimp

3,284 posts

201 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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I'll buck the trend here, I think it looks amazing. I'd love one. Not totally keen on the lower jet engine-alike vents or whatever they are, but overall it's very nice.

Don1

15,956 posts

209 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Cream leather in an off-roader? That won't work. The concept of switchable carpets is interesting, but it won't work (grinding crap into the base carpet from both sides). The flying centre dash looks cool, but somehow unfinished by the monitor.

Just no.

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Think the Q7 would have been a better starting point! A longer boddy and nose would suit Bently better! Plus the V12 should work in a Bently too.

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Now imagine it in white.

g3org3y

20,654 posts

192 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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0a said:
Now imagine it in white in Essex.
EFA frown

MRCC

337 posts

158 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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A lesson in how to alienate your new Mulsanne customers. Bentley need to realise that if they go after lets say the 'nouveau' market they will lose buyers at the top end.

It makes me want to congratulate BMW for getting Rolls-Royce so right when VW are slowly destroying the good name of Bentley where it once stood for opulence and class.

Regards,

Mr. CC.

sumpoil

431 posts

165 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Well to be honest i don't think it looks any worse (to my eyes at least) than a Cayenne or Q7. However, i'm not going to be rushing out to buy one, not really my cup of tea.
As has been said many times before the sad truth is that, for a variety of reasons, Bentley (and others) are more or less forced to make these vulgar looking creations in order to survive. But there you go - things change. This is what currently keeps investors happy. That's the way of the world.

valium

4 posts

218 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Whoever designed the rear lights must be a big fan of The Lord of the Rings

detomaso

1,354 posts

249 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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pimpin gimp said:
I'll buck the trend here, I think it looks amazing. I'd love one. Not totally keen on the lower jet engine-alike vents or whatever they are, but overall it's very nice.
I'm in agreement, it looks far more interesting than any current super-size 4x4s

danyeates

7,248 posts

223 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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WillBrumBrum said:

Loose that super big fog light and that extra bit of grill to the side of the main grill and it wouldn't be that bad.


This just looks like a regal Porsche Cayenne (ok, the Cayenne is possibly one of the ugliest cars ever made).


I suppose if you drive the car, this is all you will see. It's the same old story of the Kings New Clothes, if this is what you're looking at from the inside then don't worry about the outside and what your slaves have to look at.
It just looks awful. Not only is it too garish and ghastly, but it looks old fashioned, odd angles and 1980's style rear lights, the boot lid looks like a 1980's Range Rover with a bodykit on. It doesn't quite look big or chunky enough either. It actually looks too small. The exhausts are ridiculous, the front fog lights and headlights just looks awful and out of place, the sharp angled window frames on the side profile look terrible next to the sweeping curves or the wheel arches and door bulges. It's just all wrong, from every angle. It really does look horrific.

Really? This, or a Full Fat Range Rover Autobiography with some normal wheels in a discreet colour. This just looks tacky, an understated Range Rover would look classy. There’s a reason why the Range Rover has been made for so long!

Edited by danyeates on Tuesday 6th March 10:20

XJSJohn

15,966 posts

220 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Justices said:
XJSJohn said:
and yet it will sell like hot cakes in China and Middle East!

The Arabs and Asians will lap this up!!!
Nope. Definitely not in Asia and I am sure the Arab boys won't be ordering this without a serious makeover. It's being universally panned in China today. The Chinese blog world is having a jolly good laugh at this hideous effort and asking if this is a joke. That this abomination makes a Cayenne (a vehicle I absolutely despise) mildly attractive is nothing short of sensational. WHO signs off on these things? Is it so difficult to make something even remotely attractive? They did a good job with the new GTs, then this.. how?

Concept or not, as far as styling is concerned this thing is a joke on four wheels. Not even those with awful taste will take a second look at it. This has got to be one of the rare times you DON'T want the production car to look anything like the concept.

..and breathe.
different opinion to what i have read in asian presses .....

hey hum ...

To be fair, as an SUV goes, sort out teh headlights and those daft fog spots and it's not much different from a torag, cayenne or rangie.

Blackpuddin

16,610 posts

206 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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danyeates said:
It just looks awful. Not only is it too garish and ghastly, but it looks old fashioned, odd angles and 1980's style rear lights, the boot lid looks like a 1980's Range Rover with a bodykit on. It doesn't quite look big or chunky enough either. It actually looks too small. The exhausts are ridiculous, the front fog lights and headlights just looks awful and out of place, the sharp angled window frames on the side profile look terrible next to the sweeping curves or the wheel arches and door bulges. It's just all wrong, from every angle. It really does look horrific.
Apart from that though?

newdogg06

266 posts

190 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Ee Gads! W.O. must be rotating in his resting place. Nasty.

garypotter

1,524 posts

151 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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fathomfive said:
Designed by Leepu?
ha ah ha very funny,

I really like the look of this over sized bentley...... 3.. 2... 1.. back in the room wake up!!


rogerhudson

338 posts

159 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Back to the drawing board.
Why do all designers cram the people inside right next to the doors and than leave enough space in the middle for a 'fridge?. Start design at the seat and work outwards. The Range Rover has the right proportion of window to body but this Bentley has the silly Evoque 'elephant sat on the roof' design . The front must lose the turbine lights. As for wheels, only idiots have tyres less than 55% aspect ratio. Do the Bentleys parents have enough off-road ride experience?

danyeates

7,248 posts

223 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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Blackpuddin said:
danyeates said:
It just looks awful. Not only is it too garish and ghastly, but it looks old fashioned, odd angles and 1980's style rear lights, the boot lid looks like a 1980's Range Rover with a bodykit on. It doesn't quite look big or chunky enough either. It actually looks too small. The exhausts are ridiculous, the front fog lights and headlights just looks awful and out of place, the sharp angled window frames on the side profile look terrible next to the sweeping curves or the wheel arches and door bulges. It's just all wrong, from every angle. It really does look horrific.
Apart from that though?
Really, there is nothing I like about it!

And after having sat in a top spec Range Rover Autobiography Supercharged 5.0 V8 with stacks of options at the London Boat Show, I was blown away. It's incredible, a fantastic machine.

Dave Hedgehog

14,584 posts

205 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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massive giant penis car

they are going to sell buckets of them frown

Flying Toaster

270 posts

154 months

Tuesday 6th March 2012
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So, this is Boris' taxi for the future then?

Oh.....