Found Someone Sleeping In My Car !

[redgriff500]

My Dad was walking around his farm yard today and noticed a car door opening at 1pm.

Sees a 18yr old in it and calls me over in case he's a thief etc

A confused lad stumbled out

It seems he was off his face last night and decided to climb the farm gate, walk 100m down the drive and then found an unlocked car and went to sleep !

Quite why he was in the area or what he thought he was doing I have no idea.

He asked if he was near the town centre, we said no and pointed him in the direction (it's about 10 miles away) and he wandered off.

I got the impression it wasn't an unusal experience for him - it was a first for us.

[hyperblue]

Sounds like a bit of a heavy night!

[Defcon5]

Are you the only farmers who dont have shotguns? Perfect opportunity to get brandishing!

[Dangerous Dan]

piss heads, gotta love them!

[Benbay001]

Did you do him breakfast? Should have made it a full b and b experience, very unsociable of you

[soad]

Excellent

[redgriff500]

Defcon5 said:

Are you the only farmers who dont have shotguns? Perfect opportunity to get brandishing!

We have but the guy wasn't aggressive, he hadn't got a clue where he was or how he got there and bearing in mind it was then 1pm on probably the hottest day of the year - I think he was probably a bit cooked too.

[cat220]

Very odd, where do you reckon he came from? 10 miles to the nearest town. Would'nt have thought he walked it to yours!

[iva cosworth]

Worst ever "I kidnapped a yoof and kept him in my car" denial ever ever

[redgriff500]

cat220 said:

Very odd, where do you reckon he came from? 10 miles to the nearest town. Would'nt have thought he walked it to yours!

He asked if he was near the City centre (It's a farm - surrounded by fields, pretty hard to confuse with B'ham city centre)

However he did then ask if we were near a canal (about 400m away) maybe he stowed away / stole / partied on a barge ?

[NadiR]

Lol what a goof, how far are you from the City Centre? I'm right next to it and don't think there's any farms within miles of it?

[hornetrider]

I've done this before - in a white van. Got woken up at 7am by some guy going to work

[JRM Rossi]

Did he get to the church on time ? sounds like a stag prank

[kamilb1998]

[PaperCut]

What would you have done if it was an 18 year old (hot) girl...?

[k-ink]

PaperCut said:

What would you have done if it was an 18 year old (hot) girl...?

Breakfast in bed

[y2blade]

Benbay001 said:

Did you do him breakfast? Should have made it a full b and b experience, very unsociable of you

My thoughts too, did you offer him the farmers eldest daughter?

[playalistic]

At least it wasn't Dirty Mike and the Boyz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1j4mK6cs_A

[redgriff500]

JRM Rossi said:

Did he get to the church on time ? sounds like a stag prank

He was one of those teenagers who wears their trousers 6" too low - around their bum.

Don't think they get married

Afterall if you can't manage to wear a pair of trousers....

[y2blade]

redgriff500 said:

JRM Rossi said:

Did he get to the church on time ? sounds like a stag prank

He was one of those teenagers who wears their trousers 6" too low - around their bum.

Don't think they get married

Afterall if you can't manage to wear a pair of trousers....

......Did you offer him the Farmers Eldest daughter then?