Found Someone Sleeping In My Car !

[KrazyIvan]

In this day and age, you'll be lucky if he doesn't sue you for the stiff neck he has no doubt woke up with.

[Dave Hedgehog]

check to see if your sheep are pregnant

[andrew186]

was it wolverine?

[jdw1234]

You and your dad should have dressed up like the guys from deliverance and pretended you were going to make him squeal like a piggy!

[Jayho]

Could possibly be that he was getting a lift home from a mate/parent ECT from a heavy night out and had an arguement... Found the first available place to have a snooze and a "deal with it in the morning attitude"