RE: Meet the 'MicroStang'

RE: Meet the 'MicroStang'

Tuesday 27th March 2012

Meet the 'MicroStang'

Microsoft teams up with West Coast Customs to throw bits at a Mustang. Mmmm... tasteful...



Ever wondered what would happen if Microsoft built a car? No, neither have we, but here's the answer. The software giant has teamed up with West Coast Customs, the tuning squad behind MTV's Pimp My Ride to create this tech-laden Mustang concept.

Dubbed 'Project Detroit', it's based on the running gear of a 2012 Ford Mustang but clothed in a '67-style shell. The interior is crammed with as much Microsoft gear as physically possible, including a web-connected head-up display which enables the driver to check the weather forecast or search for the nearest petrol station while on the move (reminds us of that Toyota Yaris advert - Ed).

Tablet in place of passenger 'bag? Safe...
Tablet in place of passenger 'bag? Safe...
The passenger-only display on the other side of the screen is connected to an Xbox 360 console, just in case anyone fancies a game of Call of Duty on the way to work. The touch-screen instrument panel can also toggle between skins, so it's possible to swap between the dash from a '67 Mustang, a contemporary model or even a Windows 8 interface (sounds worryingly like that old e-mail joke 'if Microsoft made cars').

The exterior's matt-black paintwork is offset by rather unsubtle neon blue lighting surrounding the grille and gigantic 10 spoke alloys. In the unlikely event of not being able to spot the 'Stang in your local multi-storey, it's possible to locate, unlock and fire it up remotely via a Windows phone (useful if you have an iPhone... Ed).

The Project Detroit concept is part of a larger marketing drive by Microsoft to showcase the potential for car-related apps using their software. Whether it's a smart concept or a case of more technology than taste, though, is a matter of opinion...

 

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dapearson

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4,369 posts

225 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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If Microsoft made a car they'd hide the steering wheel in the glovebox - a bit like what they did with Word/Excel with the 2007 release. I can NEVER find what i'm looking for...

DanB7290

5,535 posts

191 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Does this mean it'll crash unexpectedly for no real reason from time to time?

minky monkey

1,526 posts

167 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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I'd be constantly worrying about it crashing..

minky monkey

1,526 posts

167 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Damn it.. lol

Fartgalen

6,640 posts

208 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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I like the idea of the '12 Mustang with a 67 body-shell. The liking stops about there though.

TaRD

778 posts

188 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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I was expecting a really small Mustang. Disappointed.

Garlick

40,601 posts

241 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Microsoft chap 1 'what are those pesky kids into these days?'

MS chap 2 'MySpace, chat rooms and Pimp My Ride'

MS chap 1 'Pimp my what? Well if that's what they like then we'll get involved'

Microsoft. Behind with trends since 1887

dave stew

1,502 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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And it's released too early, expecting the customer to finish development.

Wait - that's most car companies!

tomv1to

144 posts

168 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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I love mustangs but they have just made this one look like a cheap gaming PC with all those lights on the front grill.

Chrisw666

22,655 posts

200 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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TaRD said:
I was expecting a really small Mustang. Disappointed.
Me too, like a puma but with a small block V8.

DonkeyApple

55,567 posts

170 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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From many years ago:

Microsoft vs. General Motors

At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1.For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.


2.Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.


3.Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.


4.Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.


5.Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.


6.The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.


7.The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.


8.Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.


9.Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.


10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Riggers

1,859 posts

179 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Chrisw666 said:
TaRD said:
I was expecting a really small Mustang. Disappointed.
Me too, like a puma but with a small block V8.
Would have been awesome. hope someone at Ford is listening...

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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DonkeyApple - that is fantastic! Not seen that before smilerofl

Gary C

12,518 posts

180 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Fartgalen said:
I like the idea of the '12 Mustang with a 67 body-shell. The liking stops about there though.
Exactly what I was going to post. The engineering is good, cant deny the skill and craft of the builders but the frills are ste

Flat_Steve

1,533 posts

248 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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At least a classic Mustang wasn't ruined, though I wonder where they got that bodykit from, is it an off-the-shelf item?

KemP

492 posts

208 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Modern gear under an old shell works of me. The rest of it is horrible

richb77

887 posts

162 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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ANYTHING west coast customs gets involved with ends up looking like a dogs dinner.

I admit its hard to improve on the 60's fastback and pinning it to a 2012 mustang chassis is a good thing.

Painting it matt black and fitting it with more blue LEDS than the skyline of Seoul is just plain vulgar imo.

AlpinaB5s

159 posts

160 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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Fartgalen said:
I like the idea of the '12 Mustang with a 67 body-shell. The liking stops about there though.
Ditto.

I'd like it even more if they made it go round corners.

Dave Hedgehog

14,584 posts

205 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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i like it rather a lot biggrin

reminds me of the wrath

can you rip all the MS crap out of it and fit apple stuff instead?

TomMc1990

37 posts

146 months

Tuesday 27th March 2012
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That is an insult to an iconic vehicle...