"Be patient, I'm lowered"

"Be patient, I'm lowered"

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Riff Raff

5,121 posts

195 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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kambites said:
Nedzilla said:
... or decides to overtake because you are trying to show your car a little sympathy!
What's wrong with that? Surely if someone is going slower than you want to, for whatever reason, the correct thing to do is to overtake if it's safe to do so.
I'm with Nedzilla on this. The point is that if they can't overtake, they make it clear that they'd like you to go faster by sitting 6" off your back bumper.

Which, if you are in a sports car that's inches off the ground, is intimidating.

Nedzilla

2,439 posts

174 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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kambites said:
Nedzilla said:
... or decides to overtake because you are trying to show your car a little sympathy!
What's wrong with that? Surely if someone is going slower than you want to, for whatever reason, the correct thing to do is to overtake if it's safe to do so.
Fair point but the roads I am talking about with speed humps have them there for a reason! Granted,sometimes i slow down abit tooooo much if it is a particularly bad bump but it is the attitude of the other drivers that narks me,usually sounding their horn as they go past too.......and then I catch them up at the traffic lights at the end of the road with a look on my face saying 'you haven't got anywhere faster have you nobhead'!

read5458

503 posts

183 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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hora said:
Anything that needs more than 2 stickers is st.
Anything in a supermarket then? wink

kambites

67,578 posts

221 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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Nedzilla said:
kambites said:
Nedzilla said:
... or decides to overtake because you are trying to show your car a little sympathy!
What's wrong with that? Surely if someone is going slower than you want to, for whatever reason, the correct thing to do is to overtake if it's safe to do so.
Fair point but the roads I am talking about with speed humps have them there for a reason! Granted,sometimes i slow down abit tooooo much if it is a particularly bad bump but it is the attitude of the other drivers that narks me,usually sounding their horn as they go past too.......and then I catch them up at the traffic lights at the end of the road with a look on my face saying 'you haven't got anywhere faster have you nobhead'!
Agreed, but it's no different than any other situation where the car behind wants to go faster than the car in front, IMO. You should never tailgate or attempt to intimidate the car in front just because it's going slow than you'd like, just need a reasonable distance and overtake as soon as it's safe to do so.

Bhuvsta

234 posts

162 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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I have this problem too - my civic has hard suspension, I have mechanical sympathy. Unfortunately most people don't and try and push me over the bumps faster!

sawman

4,919 posts

230 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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The amount of people who are surprised when I slow down for a speed bump never fails to amaze me

northandy

3,496 posts

221 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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carguy88 said:
stickers give massive "scene points" these days



=P
Spelling police would have a field day there!.

iphonedyou

9,253 posts

157 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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paranoid airbag said:
Saw this plastered on a lowered VW (can't remember which) a few days ago. Am I interpreting this right, that it's got a sticker warning people that it's slow because it's been modified in a way that's supposed to improve performance, and thus can't handle potholes/speed bumps anymore? Is this a massive sense of irony deficiency? Or a deliberate joke? I'm confused...
I wonder how adenoidal your voice is.

swisstoni

17,016 posts

279 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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He can hamper his car any way he likes. I reserve the right to overtake whilst he's inching over the bumps though.

hyperblue

2,802 posts

180 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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dibbers006 said:
I crawl over speed bumps.

Tracking is expensive. As are wishbones, bushes and balancing
Me too, my car is low (though not scraping the floor) and I don't want to hit the sump or catch the bumper on a speed bump. It seems a lot of people don't really slow down for bumps and get impatient with those who do.

twink

392 posts

149 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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I crawl over speed bumps and my car is only on 30mm lowering springs. Which lets face it, isn't a lot. However if I don't the middle boxes on the exhaust scrape - they're not cheap to replace, nor as someone else said are the shocks or wishbones and getting the tracking done every two weeks just because people are up your arse pushing you over the bumps is rather expensive. Overtake me if you want, if there's space and I can tell you want to get past I will pull over but back off a bit! I don't want my boot remoulding because someone won't stick an extra few feet of space in.

David87

6,658 posts

212 months

Sunday 1st April 2012
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My car is bog standard, but I don't fancy fking the tracking or suspension components and thus drive at an unbelievably slow pace over the speed bumps on the road where I live. I think the other residents must hate me. I don't have any stickers, though (well, aside from the PH one!).

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I also crawl over speed bumps. Full - width tarmac ones are not too bad, well, unless they've started sinking at the entry point as some have round here - meaning you get a 'dip' before the 'bump'.

The hard rubber square 'speed cushions' are worse and require even less speed. Under 10mph really to negotiate with mechanical sympathy.

However the thin black and yellow basterds usually found in car parks, require less than walking pace for me. I let the front tyres hit them so slowly it's enough to stop the car dead. Then I gently use the engine's power to make the tyres 'climb' one side, then let off the throttle and use the brakes to let the tyres 'descend' the other side.

My car's a Skoda Octy VRS on stock springs with uprated dampers - by no means 'low' but low and firm enough to require a bit of care over bumps.

I seem to normally have one of two 'irate' lost-temper drivers behind me, red in the face:

Van Drivers

Mental 'busy' Mums in stupid people carriers.


Feck 'em, I say. My car is more important that yew!


Marquis Rex

7,377 posts

239 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Speed humps are rare in the USA and I'd forgotten how much they'd irritate me in the UK on my stock 993 Turbo or even 3 series.

Another example of the car-hating establishment taking the piss out of the car loving enthusiast.


dave stew

1,502 posts

167 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Well I live in the environs of Nottingham City Council - AKA the Communists. There are raised zebra crossings galore, and speed ramps in virtually all side streets. If you want to wreck your car, move here and pay your council tax to Lenin and co to build more of them.

E38Ross

35,088 posts

212 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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kambites said:
I tend to crawl over speed humps regardless of what car I'm in. More a question of mechanical sympathy than comfort or risk of grounding.
me too. i had to in the lowered E21 as if i went too quickly it would ground; but in the E38 i don't have that issue but still crawl over speed bumps.

007 VXR

64,187 posts

187 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Leptons said:
Golaboots said:
Only if you're a chav.
What a boring reply this has become.
+1 yes Very chav!

Martin_Hx

3,955 posts

198 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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read5458 said:
My car is low too. The chassis bottom is lower than most kerbs. I can still manage 10 - 20mph over nearly all speedbumps, though I will when it is safe, pull over and allow people to overtake.

I suppose I may be biased but as long as someone makes progress or will pull over, then I have no issues.

What I really annoys me though are the people on my work commute that drive faster over speedbumps than the speed limit, yet I find driving at 45 in a 60.

Speedbumps are put in as traffic slowing measures. They slow people like me down from driving at the speed limit and obeying road rules. They do nothing for the minority in non modifyed cars that ignore them. That is only in my experience.
Totally agree with all this, I see it every day !

My car isnt silly low but has a firm ride so ill take all bumps slow, typically 10mph some are so bad (supermarkets) that ill lliterally let the clutch drag it over and it still feels horrible !

wolves_wanderer

12,387 posts

237 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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My car is stock but if I go too quickly over speedbumps, or faster than a crawl with 3 passengers in the car, the exhaust scrapes. I'll carry on going slowly ta.

Edited by wolves_wanderer on Monday 2nd April 14:09

dtmpower

3,972 posts

245 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
yonex said:
Lowered cars, stretched tyres, loud pipes, massive subs.... all part of growing up.
all part of being dropped on the head as a baby and going to special needs school
Why does the our society automatically think that tuning/modifying/making individual one's car makes the owner mental ?