"Be patient, I'm lowered"

"Be patient, I'm lowered"

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Jam0r

147 posts

171 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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dtmpower said:
Why does the our society automatically think that tuning/modifying/making individual one's car makes the owner mental ?
Cause some people will always be set in their ways.

Hate speed bumps with a passion, especially as I live on a road with them. You either have people up your arse practically pushing you over them or you have people who feel the need to do walking pace when they have a good 2 foot of ground clearance under them.

RicksAlfas

13,403 posts

244 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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carguy88 said:
stickers give massive "scene points" these days



=P
I saw a Civic with "Louder than your Mother last night" on it...

Nice.

Parsnip

3,122 posts

188 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I inch over speed bumps - my car isn't lowered, but it does have a decent chunk of cash tied up in the exhaust - I don't really plan on clipping it on a speed bump - you can just sit and wait behind me, thanks. Call me selfish, but my car is worth more to me than you being 5 seconds earlier to your destination.

cheesesliceking

1,571 posts

240 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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fking dubbers

deltashad

6,731 posts

197 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I stayed in a residential are of Glasgow, there was a road notorious for speeding so they introduced speed bumps. They were these huge things, the right idea but unless you had a 4x4 or large car you scraped the underside.
What really annoyed me was the huge Porsche Cayennes/ Range Rovers and X5's which were totally unaffected by them.

Decky_Q

1,512 posts

177 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I lowered the crap out of my first car, dropped it 60mm plus added a bodykit (on 15inch wheels) so couldnt even get a toe between the bodywork and ground, was fun for few months but had to sell it when I got a new job on a road with ramps, which meant I had to stop at every ramp, everyday to lay down 2x2foot planks to get over with my bumper and valance intact. Was far too embarrasing to keep up so got something more respectable looking smile

Always look at it though as an experience with a giggle.

RizzoTheRat

25,167 posts

192 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I knew a bloke who bought a lowered and body kitted imported FTO that he thought looked fantastic (looked pretty st to me though), and then had to get the suspension raised as he couldn't get over the speed bump to get in to work biggrin

PhillipM

6,523 posts

189 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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kambites said:
I tend to crawl over speed humps regardless of what car I'm in. More a question of mechanical sympathy than comfort or risk of grounding.
Depends on the vehicle, my suspension reacts far better to speed bumps on the high speed circuit of the dampers - in fact the body barely moves if you don't slow for them at all.

PhillipM

6,523 posts

189 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Parsnip said:
but my car is worth more to me than you being 5 seconds earlier to your destination.
Bit selfish!, what if me bieng 5 seconds quicker home is more important to me than your car? wink

crofty1984

15,862 posts

204 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
yonex said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
all part of being dropped on the head as a baby and going to special needs school
Of course you never modified any car and always had peerless taste? rolleyes
It's only hurting their cars and I would rather have a generation of 'special needs' drivers who at least have a go at something and learn what does and doesn't work.
i have lowered cars to improve handling but not to the point where it ruins the car like the current fashion or this rediclious fad of stretching tyres, all my mods where to go faster
But some people don't want their car to go faster. Some people just want to make their car look nicer in their eyes (and it's their car). Maybe get some approval from their peers.

I've had a nice standard 911, a fisher fury racing car and a caged MX5. Currently driving a 1.7NA 205 diesel with massive furry dice. Massive. Out of the driver's line of sight in all situations of course.

pistonpie

175 posts

159 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Leptons said:
What a boring reply this has become.
you do have to be a tt though to stretch your tyres etc...surely makes the car unsafe? to be honest you are a bit of a moron/chav if you do that type of rubbish - looks stupid too

Parsnip

3,122 posts

188 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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PhillipM said:
Parsnip said:
but my car is worth more to me than you being 5 seconds earlier to your destination.
Bit selfish!, what if me bieng 5 seconds quicker home is more important to me than your car? wink
Perhaps, but I'm not about to damage my car on purpose just for the sake of your 5 seconds.

You being home quicker probably is more important to you, unfortunately, you are also stuck behind the knob in the shouty orange car who is going slowly over the speed bumps wink

jay85

81 posts

167 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I see more and more of this recently. I dont mind cars that are a bit low. I think it makes a car look better, gives it a better stance but some of these VW "Enthusiasts" are a bit ridiculous.

They buy any VW, buy some cheap ebay coilovers, lower the car until its undriveable and then lower some more. Then plaster the car in stickers and drive around at no faster than 20mph as they might smash the sump off on a manhole cover.

Wild Rumpus

375 posts

174 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Modifications that make your car worse are nothing new. Back in the '70s a local car club went on a recruitment drive by telling all the local boy racers (typically driving Mk1 cortinas jacked up at the rear for that drag racing look) that if they joined the club they would be told how to make their cars handle better. When they joined they were told to "take your car back to standard", presumably the STP stickers and 18 feet long whip ariels remained.....

aclivity

4,072 posts

188 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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read5458 said:
They slow people like me down from driving at the speed limit and obeying road rules.
What does that even mean? Are you really trying to say that the way to "obey road rules" is to drive exactly at the speed posted on the red-ringed lollypop? Or are you referring to that other road rule, the one I found at the bottom of my first provisional license if I recall correctly ("Tear along dotted line")?

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Mine is as it left the factory in height and I have to slow down.

Even when I had 'normal' cars I would go over them slowly because I don't like kicking the st out of my car.

I have held a few of the "Still do 30" mob up but just relax into the Karma that is the pay back for all the hours of my life that I have lost being stuck behind them and their ilk on the open road.

RizzoTheRat

25,167 posts

192 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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I've been known to overtake cars over speed humps on the bike. 6" suspension travel and just stand on the pegs rather than slowing down. Doesn't make me a bad person does it? hehe

Frik

13,542 posts

243 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
i have lowered cars to improve handling but not to the point where it ruins the car like the current fashion or this rediclious fad of stretching tyres, all my mods where to go faster
How did lowering your car improve its handling and by how much?

Leptons

5,114 posts

176 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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pistonpie said:
you do have to be a tt though to stretch your tyres etc...surely makes the car unsafe? to be honest you are a bit of a moron/chav if you do that type of rubbish - looks stupid too
The last car I had was an e36 on AC Schnitzer suspension. Probably lowered the car 40 or 50mm but still gave a nice ride. If you've ever looked underneath an e36 you will have seen the 2 big chassis rails that run along the transmission tunnel. These catch like a bh on stupid supermarket speed humps and the ones that you have to straddle so I used to slow down for them.
Tyre stretching looks great when done properly. To say it's unsafe shows a lack of understanding IMO.

Not sure how any of this makes someone a moran/chav.

I'd suggest thinking that does make you a boring bd though.

crocodile tears

755 posts

146 months

Monday 2nd April 2012
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Leptons said:
pistonpie said:
you do have to be a tt though to stretch your tyres etc...surely makes the car unsafe? to be honest you are a bit of a moron/chav if you do that type of rubbish - looks stupid too
The last car I had was an e36 on AC Schnitzer suspension. Probably lowered the car 40 or 50mm but still gave a nice ride. If you've ever looked underneath an e36 you will have seen the 2 big chassis rails that run along the transmission tunnel. These catch like a bh on stupid supermarket speed humps and the ones that you have to straddle so I used to slow down for them.
Tyre stretching looks great when done properly. To say it's unsafe shows a lack of understanding IMO.

Not sure how any of this makes someone a moran/chav.

I'd suggest thinking that does make you a boring bd though.
I got to reading "The last car I had was an e36 on AC Schnitzer..."

ac schnitzer = chav wink