Dent proof car for London!!!

[TorqueWench]

rallycross said:

TorqueWench said:

I have an off road parking space.

Do you take it with you where ever you go in London?

Due to parking being such a nightmare in London I mostly use the tube & just use the car for journeys that involve carrying large items or when Im just going for a drive.
The OP didnt originally say the damage happened from parking on the road so whats the problem?

[300bhp/ton]

This dent proof enough?

[Mark300zx]

Mark300zx said:

Ok my semi dilapidated runaround is becoming a dent magnet attracting a new dent/scratch every 4 months in our glorious capital, so apart from the obvious suggestions of a tank or helicopter, is there any else to get apart from a 4x4 with tow bar and bull bars???

Now if this were an episode of QI