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today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
king and 
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Lack of capitals?look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
You loose marks!
Shaw Tarse said:
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Lack of capitals?look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
You loose marks!
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
Assumption is the mother of all......Why would you openly post on an internet forum that you would fail your driving test on a schoolboy error?
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Many moons ago I was waiting to turn right at a junction and noted a Focus coming towards me indicating left. Normally this would mean they are about to turn into the road I was waiting in so I pulled out. The woman in the Focus went straight into the side of my car. The moron then told me that she was indicating to pull over AFTER the turning. I despair at how she actually managed to get a licence in the first place. look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
Nowadays I will never pull out in these circumstances. What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
St John Smythe said:
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Many moons ago I was waiting to turn right at a junction and noted a Focus coming towards me indicating left. Normally this would mean they are about to turn into the road I was waiting in so I pulled out. The woman in the Focus went straight into the side of my car. The moron then told me that she was indicating to pull over AFTER the turning. I despair at how she actually managed to get a licence in the first place. look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
Nowadays I will never pull out in these circumstances. What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
/onthefence
ArsE92 said:
St John Smythe said:
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Many moons ago I was waiting to turn right at a junction and noted a Focus coming towards me indicating left. Normally this would mean they are about to turn into the road I was waiting in so I pulled out. The woman in the Focus went straight into the side of my car. The moron then told me that she was indicating to pull over AFTER the turning. I despair at how she actually managed to get a licence in the first place. look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
Nowadays I will never pull out in these circumstances. What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
- onthefence
St John Smythe said:
ArsE92 said:
St John Smythe said:
briSk said:
today minding my own business waiting at a junction of single carriage way road: look right, Mitie liveried corsa van driving along slowly and indicating left to turn into a left turn/sliproadette thingy.
look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Many moons ago I was waiting to turn right at a junction and noted a Focus coming towards me indicating left. Normally this would mean they are about to turn into the road I was waiting in so I pulled out. The woman in the Focus went straight into the side of my car. The moron then told me that she was indicating to pull over AFTER the turning. I despair at how she actually managed to get a licence in the first place. look left, nothing coming.
look right, van still going slow and indicating. i pull out turning right he is no longer turning right or never was (who knows) despite him being fvcking useless there's still loads of room.. and he honks at me. he bloody honks at me. stupid potato cockette can't drive and he decides to blame me. if he weren't indicating fair enough because whilst he didn;t have to slow down there wasn't as much room as i'd normally leave.. but the fvcking twerp was indicating.
so if you work in an office in milton keynes and something wasn't mended properly..it was no doubt this retarded oxygen thief.
cathartic if nothing else.
what do i get? 3/10? no proper swearing but some condescension and comedy low level abuse. must be at least 3/10.
Edited by briSk on Friday 8th June 18:00
Nowadays I will never pull out in these circumstances. What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
- onthefence
Special K said:
St John Smythe said:
What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
I was taught this on my driving lessons back in 1994 ....In true PH fashion I had a 1986 XJ12 Jag at the time. My damage was a bent bumper, her Focus was mangled!
St John Smythe said:
Special K said:
St John Smythe said:
What people are indicating to do vs what they actually do are two very different things! Basically treat all drivers like they are idiots and don't know what they are doing and you'll be fine
I was taught this on my driving lessons back in 1994 ....In true PH fashion I had a 1986 XJ12 Jag at the time. My damage was a bent bumper, her Focus was mangled!
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