This has to be a scam.....right?

[Glassman]

Shaw Tarse said:

Glassman said:

I'll take two dozen

For this please we will be requiring your banking details!

Dear dearest. I can release these requested informations to your preferred savings accountings. So that you do not feel at risk, there is a discreet way of doing this: simply put your mother's maiden name in brackets [like this] followed by your password (spelled backwards).

Thanking your pleasure.

[Rollcage]

I'm astonished somebody who has been here for 6 years even needs to ask?

[LMC]

Yeah yeah, you've all had yer fun. I am the biggest dick of the week, I get it. Anyway, who's buying my motor seeing as its not on its way to Belgium now?

[Glassman]

[Shaw Tarse]

Glassman said:

Dear dearest. I can release these requested informations to your preferred savings accountings. So that you do not feel at risk, there is a discreet way of doing this: simply put your mother's maiden name in brackets [like this] followed by your password (spelled backwards).

Thanking your pleasure.

(puɐq ssɐɹq) ʎpuɐs

[eldar]

Shaw Tarse said:

(puɐq ssɐɹq) ʎpuɐs

Wrong brackets...

[tercelgold]

I used to get a load of emails from women at university trying to send me nude pics, wanting to meet up etc.

Today I got "Becky A little on the heavy side... but sexy (NSFW)"

Is it just me or part of getting older

[66comanche]

Agent57 said:

My dad had about three or four emails like this and he was only selling an old Rover for a few hundred pounds. I'm surprised Autotrader / the police don't do more to clamp down on this. They must be able to trace the email address.

Yes, yes, I can see that would be an entirely fruitful and worthwhile use of police time.

[PUA]

I've had loads of scam emails when selling cars, always a good laugh to read especially when the english they use is woeful!

In general, if someone is prepared to pay good money for your car without even looking at it then its a scam

[trashbat]

DAER LMC,

I WRITE TO YOU MOST CONDIFENTIALLY ABOUT AN URGENT BUSINESS MATTER. YOU SEE MY UNCLE WAS FAMOUS FRENCH EMPEROR NEAPOLITAN BONERPARTS AND DESPITE WHAT WIKIPEDIA SAYS HE IS ALIVE AND WELL AND NOT TRAMAGICALLY KILLED BY POISIONIOIUS WALPLAPER.

ANYWAY HES ON SOME ISLAND YOU KNOW LIKE IM A CELEBRITY BUT NOT THE JUNGLE ON AN ISLAND YEAH LIKE SURVIVOR IF THATS STILL ON. OR LIKE LOST BUT NOT AS STUPID. OR LIKE FORT BOYARD BUT A REAL ISLAND NOT JUST A CASTLE IN THE SEA. OR LIKE FAR CRY 1 BUT NOT FAR CRY 2 COS THAT WAS IN AFIRCA AND ASLO RUBBISH BUT MAYBE FAR CRY 3 ITS NOT OUT YET THOUGH.

ANYWAY I DIGRESS. SORRY. ON THIS ISLAND WHERE HE LIVES STILL HONSETLY ALIVE THERES A BIG LOAD OF TREES LRITEARLLY EVERYHWREE, COCONUTS FALLING EVERYHWREE, ALWAYS TRIPPING OVER EM, AND I SAY UNTO HIM MOST CONDIMENTFILY, HEY POLO YOU NEED TO DO SUMFIN BOUT DEM TREES BRUV, BUT HE IS ALL LIKE, LES HOMMES DE GÉNIE SONT DES MÉTÉORES DESTINÉS À BRÛLER POUR ÉCLAIRER LEUR SIÈCLE!!, AND I AM LIKE WELL FINE THEN I WILL SORT IT BUT YOU ARE PAYING MATE AND HE IS ALL LIKE: BOF.

SO YEAH HE HAS FIFTY (500) MILLION (10000000) EURO (4) LOCKED AWAY IN SPECIAL SECRET SAVING TOMB FOR A RAINY DAY AND WELL IT IS RAINING A COCONUTS ALL DAY LONG. I THINK THE SUBARU FORESTER 2.5 XT IS JUST THE TICKET FOR GETTING RID OF TREES I MEAN ITS CALLED FORESTER SO WE WILL BUY IT FOR WHATEVER YOU LIKE. JUST FILL IT UP WITH GARLIC AND HORSE MEAT AND SHIP IT TO US EHHH HOW YOU SAY ZUT ALORS LA VACHE.

THANKS BOSS,

GEN CHARLES ANDRÉ JOSEPH MARIE DE GAULLE (RET) BSC HONS
1 BIS AVENUE DU COCONUT
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