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I prefer this one
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
B3ALP said:
I prefer this one
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Shouldn't laugh...
Fifty Shades of Bull s
t said:
t said: "Two things I can do with you here" he says, and I shut my eyes, waiting for him to lay his strong, manly hands on me. "I can either offer you an education, or give you a punishment, what would you prefer?"
"A punishment, what's that?" I asked, as he pulled out his throbbing truncheon...
"A punishment, what's that?" I asked, as he pulled out his throbbing truncheon...
True story or not I have been in a very similar scenario allbeit I hit 87 and was also shown the footage as clear as day.
The copper which was an absolute arse with me and made me feel like a complete tt actually went up in my estimations as I'm glad he took that route and let me on my way than give me points.
Just wish we had more police that would offer you a stern talking than hit you with points.
I suppose alot of the time it comes down to the attitude test.
The copper which was an absolute arse with me and made me feel like a complete t
t actually went up in my estimations as I'm glad he took that route and let me on my way than give me points. Just wish we had more police that would offer you a stern talking than hit you with points.
I suppose alot of the time it comes down to the attitude test.
.CBR JGWRR said:
B3ALP said:
I prefer this one
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
I was out on a quite empty road for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through my hair, and I decided to open her up. As the needle went over 140 MPH, I suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind me.
"There's no way they can catch my ALPINA," I thought to myself and opened her up further. The needle hit 150, 160.... then the reality of the situation hit me. "What am I doing?" I thought and pulled over.
The copper came up to me, took my license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
I thought for a second and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Shouldn't laugh...
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