My good man, do you speak motah?
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Dear G,
zorst (not zaust)= exhaust
zorsts= twin (or more) exit pipes
headers= zorst manifold
plumbing= generally any pipework under the bonnet or specifically inlet from air intake to head
sports= any 2dr Mercedes (if you're Count Quentula)
tankslapper= lady of easy virtue on armoured vehicle
Am I doing this right?
regards,
Jet
Genelec said:
Looks like its this. Rather cool! http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2011/09/28/jj2s-...
I watched the video of this and, having already become "interested" in the pictures, became aroused, is this wrong?zorst (not zaust)= exhaust
zorsts= twin (or more) exit pipes
headers= zorst manifold
plumbing= generally any pipework under the bonnet or specifically inlet from air intake to head
sports= any 2dr Mercedes (if you're Count Quentula)
tankslapper= lady of easy virtue on armoured vehicle
Am I doing this right?
regards,
Jet
williamp said:
so can anyone help with carcoat damphands??
http://sniffpetrol.com/category/carcoat-damphands/
Mundle my bundles, it’s Marti outside and that ain’t helping me to smell my fingers. Last Wogan saw a big Rhianna come crisping up the lisby with a well tooled Gary underneath. He’s come to grip the lizards on a Tin Hut Cheese Spread I’ve had on the backpipe for three romillys with shine, shoes and bumcam. He goes in greasy on a wasp under five jacksons, I told him I’d be boiling my knees for that sort of david. Suggested we punched a nun for a pigeon over six, the Gary nearly had me rings off. Everyone’s got sleeves in under ten midgets! If Joan rings can you remind her about that I really need those culottes back this evening. Gresty.
Up the hammer at Screaming last Blue, saw a crispy Fart Half-thou come into the ring at the end of the Steve. Flat Barry with daps, clouds and gumrot. Flicking went wicked, ended up being kissed for a fat mackerel over the geese. That’s five bibles over the Rachel! Just goes to show that small gresties like the Half-thou and the Driver are smiling like a Jesus weasel right now. Heavens Jennifer, how could it have got on the antimacassar in the first place? Misby.
Cruising through the Skinners of Belming last Ruby, spotted a smooth looking Tristar A-hole parked on someone’s Woosnam, got the classic home whoring sign in the backBill. Now sometimes this can be dodgy as a Dutchman’s pencil but this was a nice Tong in a decent fairy so I knocked on the Boyce, spoke to the Garrington, all seemed creamy. Took it for a titw
k, came back and tried to kiss her sister for a Jason under nine cleaves. The Gazstress ain’t having it, says she’s holding out for a wide tiger over the bulb and no turtles. I had to take a turd on the curtains. Oh for goodness sake Lillian, what did I tell you about the lazy susan? Minty.
utterly incomprehensible, I used to laugh at his stuff toohttp://sniffpetrol.com/category/carcoat-damphands/
Mundle my bundles, it’s Marti outside and that ain’t helping me to smell my fingers. Last Wogan saw a big Rhianna come crisping up the lisby with a well tooled Gary underneath. He’s come to grip the lizards on a Tin Hut Cheese Spread I’ve had on the backpipe for three romillys with shine, shoes and bumcam. He goes in greasy on a wasp under five jacksons, I told him I’d be boiling my knees for that sort of david. Suggested we punched a nun for a pigeon over six, the Gary nearly had me rings off. Everyone’s got sleeves in under ten midgets! If Joan rings can you remind her about that I really need those culottes back this evening. Gresty.
Up the hammer at Screaming last Blue, saw a crispy Fart Half-thou come into the ring at the end of the Steve. Flat Barry with daps, clouds and gumrot. Flicking went wicked, ended up being kissed for a fat mackerel over the geese. That’s five bibles over the Rachel! Just goes to show that small gresties like the Half-thou and the Driver are smiling like a Jesus weasel right now. Heavens Jennifer, how could it have got on the antimacassar in the first place? Misby.
Cruising through the Skinners of Belming last Ruby, spotted a smooth looking Tristar A-hole parked on someone’s Woosnam, got the classic home whoring sign in the backBill. Now sometimes this can be dodgy as a Dutchman’s pencil but this was a nice Tong in a decent fairy so I knocked on the Boyce, spoke to the Garrington, all seemed creamy. Took it for a titw
k, came back and tried to kiss her sister for a Jason under nine cleaves. The Gazstress ain’t having it, says she’s holding out for a wide tiger over the bulb and no turtles. I had to take a turd on the curtains. Oh for goodness sake Lillian, what did I tell you about the lazy susan? Minty.A few we use in the trade not sure if already been said;
Canoe - Jag XJ or Lexus LS, sometimes prefixed with the name of a certain hat wearing, black coat section of the community!
Clitoris - Clio
Lid - Sunroof
Gent Spec or Old Cock Spec - Range Rover/Jag in Green/Met Red/Light Blue etc
Pimp Spec - the opposite of above, Black n Blingy etc
Smirk - Merc
Tit - Aud TT
Exxon Valdez - Any big saloon
Bloater - as above
stren - Citroen
Runto - Punto
Girlfriend in a Croma - Fiat Croma
Shotgun - Shogun
Gaylights - Daytime Running Lights
80s Shoe Leather - Grey Leather Interior
Canoe - Jag XJ or Lexus LS, sometimes prefixed with the name of a certain hat wearing, black coat section of the community!
Clitoris - Clio
Lid - Sunroof
Gent Spec or Old Cock Spec - Range Rover/Jag in Green/Met Red/Light Blue etc
Pimp Spec - the opposite of above, Black n Blingy etc
Smirk - Merc
Tit - Aud TT
Exxon Valdez - Any big saloon
Bloater - as above
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tren - CitroenRunto - Punto
Girlfriend in a Croma - Fiat Croma
Shotgun - Shogun
Gaylights - Daytime Running Lights
80s Shoe Leather - Grey Leather Interior
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