I guess they don't want you to park here!

[Eighteeteewhy]

[drivin_me_nuts]

Better than than the total fkwits who stick 2 and 3 ft long bamboo canes in the grass verges around where I live. Great for cyclists and pedestrians alike.

[DaveH23]

Honesty is the best way....

[TheTurbonator]

One near my work states:

"Although it is not illegal to park here, parking within 3m of these gates, could result in turning lorries seriously modifying your car."

[surveyor]

At least they are not clamping them.

[loose cannon]

Brilliant !

[JimmyTheHand]

The Telegraph collects pictures of strange signs - Link

I wonder if we could come up something more subtle - like Link - e.g. unattended cars will be given makeover to Topgear standards .